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Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 11:05:49 AM

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Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House - carrying a baby piglet under each arm.The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said,

"Excellent trade, sir."
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 1:37:38 PM

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d'oh! Politics You gotta love it Lfunny Lfunny Lfunny
mercianknight
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 6:03:22 AM

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Lfunny Lfunny lol

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

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dixiemallard
Posted: Wednesday, June 01, 2011 6:14:30 PM

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Imfrom Arkansas I loved it, and hate Pelosi.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, June 01, 2011 7:08:10 PM

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dixiemallard wrote:
Imfrom Arkansas I loved it, and hate Pelosi.


Yeah, I saw the same joke 20 years ago, after Bill Clinton was elected US President. Go figure. Bet you hated him & her too.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
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