Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Members | Log In | Register

The Husband Store Options · View
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 12:18:48 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,627
The Husband Store


A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the values of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor.

The sign there reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Guest
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 12:23:08 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 534,627
Very good!
JackFrosty
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 2:45:32 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 5/8/2011
Posts: 19
Location: Glasgow
Sheer Brilliance
Kenny8227
Posted: Friday, June 17, 2011 10:30:03 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 1/4/2010
Posts: 5,537
Location: Georgetown
Good one
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Saturday, June 18, 2011 7:27:39 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,417
Location: United States
GREAT Joke had me laughing at the end so hard N I would love to visit the WIFE store :)
Users browsing this topic
Guest 


Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Main Forum RSS : RSS

Powered by Yet Another Forum.net version 1.9.1.6 (NET v4.0) - 11/14/2007
Copyright © 2003-2006 Yet Another Forum.net. All rights reserved.