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Pixie
Posted: Thursday, January 17, 2008 11:46:57 AM

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Why, Why, Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money???

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And? A FAVORITE......The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
nicola
Posted: Thursday, January 17, 2008 12:38:57 PM

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I always wondered that about Tarzan too.

Funny stuff Pixie laughing9
Hourglass
Posted: Thursday, January 17, 2008 3:53:44 PM

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:( i think i'm simply too logical to get them...
i laughed, but i also know a lot of the answers...
presuming you enjoy having questions, so unless you want me to, i shant answer them.

*~*xX/ ;) i'm not joking/Xx*~*
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 17, 2008 4:33:34 PM

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Wife does that with the remote. Drives me up the wall.
Batman
Posted: Thursday, January 17, 2008 6:48:16 PM

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Rocco, the wife drives you up the wall smoking a cig.

And Tarzan, Y doesn't his loin cloth every rise when Janes around? Ummmmmm?
KnightOfPassion
Posted: Friday, January 18, 2008 2:41:28 AM

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Instant conspiracy theory: answer each question with either "the CIA", "the Bavarian Illuminati", or "the Knights Templar".

Quote:
"How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?"
"The CIA."
"Oooooooh."


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Pixie
Posted: Friday, January 18, 2008 6:27:57 AM

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I have a friend that sends me all this crazy stuff! LOL I actually have a really funny "story" type joke, but it has pictures and I am not sure if they would post on here the right way. If you think they would work, let me know!

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
nicola
Posted: Friday, January 18, 2008 2:02:15 PM

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Pixie wrote:
I have a friend that sends me all this crazy stuff! LOL I actually have a really funny "story" type joke, but it has pictures and I am not sure if they would post on here the right way. If you think they would work, let me know!


Give it a try Pixie, I can help out - if the pics can't be hotlinked from a site, you should upload them to imageshack.us first, and then include them in your post that way icon_smile
fystee
Posted: Saturday, January 19, 2008 1:19:56 AM

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post it...lol... I am curious.
Curious2c
Posted: Saturday, January 19, 2008 5:20:31 PM

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fystee wrote:
post it...lol... I am curious.



No you're not. I'm curious.





L16
AutumnNymph
Posted: Saturday, January 19, 2008 8:09:27 PM

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KnightOfPassion wrote:
Instant conspiracy theory: answer each question with either "the CIA", "the Bavarian Illuminati", or "the Knights Templar".

Quote:
"How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?"
"The CIA."
"Oooooooh."


Quote:
"How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?"
"The Knights Templar."
"Oh my."


The naughtiest Nymph this side of the forest.
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KnightOfPassion
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2008 7:37:55 AM

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AutumnNymph wrote:
Quote:
"How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?"
"The Knights Templar."
"Oh my."


And that's how Dan Brown got the idea for his new book.

evil4

Knight Of Passion: The Man, The Legend, The Blog - and now, The Podcast!
thesorrow07
Posted: Sunday, January 20, 2008 1:33:13 PM

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KnightOfPassion wrote:
AutumnNymph wrote:
Quote:
"How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?"
"The Knights Templar."
"Oh my."


And that's how Dan Brown got the idea for his new book.

evil4
Lmao. Good one.
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