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EvilClown
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 9:33:38 AM

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82Tigress spends hours in the produce department finding the perfect cucumber... I know this because I was checking out the mellons.

If You want clean fun go fly a kite
82tigress
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 9:38:53 AM

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EvilClown is often hired to scare teens into using protection during sex.

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
EvilClown
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 9:45:47 AM

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That one is fucking hilarious... Standing O :P

82Tigress is often late for work on windy days because she stops traffic wearing those short skirts and no panties

If You want clean fun go fly a kite
82tigress
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:11:39 AM

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Supposed to be lies ... remember? LOL

Ah ... EvilClown sings the Barney theme song while skipping down the street ... on his way to work.

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
EvilClown
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:18:25 AM

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Actually it was the "Mister Rogers" won't you be my neighbor song :P

82Tigress flunked her drivers test... she couldn't get used to the front seat :)

If You want clean fun go fly a kite
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:21:44 AM

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Evilclown once took off his face paint and little kids screamed with fear. He is so less scary with it on.
82tigress
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:23:24 AM

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Hap ... doesn't know how to swim so he's taking lessons from a St. Bernard.

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
EvilClown
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:28:35 AM

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82Tigress won 1st, 2nd and 3rd at her local Hooters wet t-shirt contest

If You want clean fun go fly a kite
82tigress
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:30:29 AM

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LMAO ... good one!

When EvilClown gets anywhere near cherry flavored Kool-aid, he gets high. Stay away from the red!

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
EvilClown
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:36:33 AM

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I love the cherry :)

82Tigress only wears glasses to look more intelligent to her fellow lushies

If You want clean fun go fly a kite
82tigress
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:43:50 AM

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lmao

EvilClown isn't very witty ... his fish is the one doing all the typing.

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
EvilClown
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:46:42 AM

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82Tigress stuffed her bra for her high school prom... too bad she wore it on backwards.

If You want clean fun go fly a kite
82tigress
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:50:35 AM

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LMAO ... your fish is doing a good job!

EvilClown's AV is really a nerd with taped glasses ... we just see the Crow because he placed Lush readers under a spell ... to give him an edge.

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
EvilClown
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:54:13 AM

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Even though 82Tigress is a beautiful woman today... she was an ugly baby... her mom tied a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her... the dog died of starvation.

If You want clean fun go fly a kite
82tigress
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:56:37 AM

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On the weekends, EvilClown moonlights as Elivra's footstool.

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
EvilClown
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 10:59:31 AM

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82Tigress once won a hog calling contest that she didn't even enter.

If You want clean fun go fly a kite
82tigress
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:02:34 AM

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EvilClown went to meet President Obama. After their visit Obama decided to try an implement his health care plan. Thanks EvilClown!

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
bill11
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:05:02 AM

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Tigress was once a dancer at a senior citizen center, helping leading the men in activities
82tigress
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 11:21:15 AM

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Bill secretly detests water and boats ... he just has that AV for the women.

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 3:22:14 PM

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Joined: 4/15/2011
Posts: 7,230
Location: Soaking up the sun, United States
tigress called herself that because she loves frosted flaked so much. She buys cornflakes and frosts them herself ;)


Guest
Posted: Monday, July 25, 2011 3:40:02 PM

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Naughtynurse dreams constantly of wrapping her legs around my waist and blowing my mind! Thanks NN, I appreciate it -- now turn your dreams to reality will you?
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 26, 2011 5:23:02 AM

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hap has a rubber blowup doll he nicknamed wildcat, trouble is, everytime he tries to blow her up she blows him off
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 26, 2011 7:21:33 AM

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I won't play "fetch" with slutpuppy again. I threw a rubber bone, and she came back with bill's dick in her mouth. Gross!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 26, 2011 8:43:17 AM

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it was all hap's fault. he's the one who taught me to fetch the bone. how did i know this time he actually wanted me to fetch that piece of rubber.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 26, 2011 10:30:52 AM

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Ginger is probably the most deceptive person on Lush. She is really a 6'8" Korean guy that weighs 350 pounds and was in WrestleMania under the name "Mad Dog." That's kind of close to "slutpuppy" isn't it?
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, July 26, 2011 11:01:44 AM

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Joined: 10/4/2010
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Location: Alabama, United States
Naughty is a complete submissive. Very shy and MUST be dominated in order to get off.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 26, 2011 5:15:00 PM

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Lafayettemister is the girl in the av.
bigman90
Posted: Tuesday, July 26, 2011 5:47:10 PM

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Joined: 6/18/2011
Posts: 33
Location: Home, United Kingdom
BnD48 is a really a male spy using her Lush as a cover to assasinate people, after getting to know them on here first.

bigman90
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 26, 2011 5:52:46 PM

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bigman's avatar isn't entirely accurate. There is also a small beer keg and spigot in there.
82tigress
Posted: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 10:55:51 AM

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Hap is the luckiest fella on Lush ... he just recently won a million dollars. Congrats, Hap!

"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
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