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I hope Washington will get a budget and funding .... so I can take my boat out in waters that aren't slugde green and full of dead fish.
Walking in the rain makes me feel ...
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Walking in the rain makes me feel that I would rather be kissing someone in the rain.
On Lush, it is best to...
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Curlygirly wrote:Walking in the rain makes me feel that I would rather be kissing someone in the rain. exactly how i feel :)
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On Lush, it is best to ... make love, not war.
I'd fight for ...
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I'd fight for love. But not for......
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but not for ... revenge.
Walking down a lonely path, you look down and realize ...
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..many others have trodden this same path. You find this uplifting so....
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13sub99 wrote:..many others have trodden this same path. You find this uplifting so.... in this knowlegde my spirits raised, I continued on with my journey home. The rain lifted just enough to ...
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sweetaz wrote:13sub99 wrote:..many others have trodden this same path. You find this uplifting so.... in this knowlegde my spirits raised, I continued on with my journey home. The rain lifted just enough to ... Let me see Lexxiesaur up ahead doing,,,,
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican) Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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let me see lexxiesaur up ahead doing somersaults in the the nude and i couldn't help but.....
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i couldn't help but keep logging into Lush, it's SO addictive!
I was hosting a party when...
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mazza wrote:i couldn't help but keep logging into Lush, it's SO addictive!
I was hosting a party when... I (Mazza) was grabbed from behind by big strong hands. As they held me tight I,,,
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican) Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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As they held me tight I melted into Hap's arms and said "Take me you fool!"
The last thing in the world that I expected...
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The last thing in the world that I (Hap) expected was to see LM in my arms... Should have gone to Specsavers...
I was laughing so hard at my funny sentence...
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When I am drinking a coffee, I pretend to show my husband that I'm thinking about him...
After the coffee we lied in the sofa and...
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Uh, assfucker, you didn't finish Mazza's sentence, so I'll do both hers and yours
I (Mazza) was laughing so hard at my funny sentence that I burst my top, causing "the girls" to flop out, much to the delight of Hap, Dude and LM, all carefully observing.
After the coffee we (AF and his wife) lay in the sofa and proceeded to tell each other who we would rather be with, me with Mazza, my wife with Hap.
The irony of the situation....
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The irony of the situation ,,,,was that Hap was only dreaming and was really drunk, on the floor of a gay bar.
Mazza was actually at Curlygirl's and they were sewing a,,,
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Mazza was actually at Curlygirly's, and they were sewing a very customized version of the Jolly Roger flag for when the party boat sets sail. When the boat set sail, a few supplies onboard were... 
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When the boat set sail, a few supplies onboard were thrown overboard along with all the guys except for Hap, who proclaimed he could keep all the gals happy.
Whenever someone is totally confident....
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Whenever someone is totally confident, despite having no reason to be, we call that a Hap. Good time to
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Good time to check in and let NN make me laugh with her funny posts!!
I stepped from the boat, onto the Hawaiian beach...
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I stepped from the boat, onto the Hawaiian beach and was immediately greeted with a lay, errr lei! I then
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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I (NN) then proceeded to wander the island crying "Hap, my darling Hap, where are you?"
NN was used to getting her way with men....
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NN was used to getting her way with men, which Hap unfortunately found out very quickly.
At the surf lesson today,
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NN was used to getting her way with men, oh wait my mistake, NN IS used to getting her way with men and women. Hap is unfortunately
Who would have guessed that my little tale, the very First one I ever submitted to Lush would be read by so many? It shocks me a little to realize that it has now served over 20,000! Charge NurseThank you so very much to those who have read it!
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Hap is unfortunately being deported back home.
Naughtynurse was treating Curlygirl for sunburn when,,
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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something long and warm slithered it way onto..........
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NN's shoulder. It was Hap's dick. NN yanked it, flipping him over curlygirly, and ruining the mood for everyone. How sad.
Once upon a time on Lush there was a beautiful princess named....
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Once upon a time on Lush there was a beautiful princess named Lusciouslola.
Lola spends her time....................
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Lola spends her time cheering up her subjects, but no one knows how sad she is as she pines for her hero Hap, who is far, far away.
About the only thing you can't find....
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