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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 3:58:06 PM

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Dat makes sense to me--sorta.

It's 105 here in the land of the armadillo. I strongly suggest everyone try some of Busty's Long Island Tea. Granted, she's a bit heavy handed on the vodka, but it's all good.

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 4:21:34 PM

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I'll take 2. One for each hand.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 4:43:04 PM

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Here you go, Chef. Gotta admire a two-handed drinker.

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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 5:38:30 PM

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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem. *shrug*
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 6:19:56 PM

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Hey Chef...I greatly admire your philosophy towards drinking...had no idea you were such a philosophical gal...

Any of those Long Island teas left? I heard they're heavy on the vodka, which hardly sounds like a problem where I come from...


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 6:56:47 PM

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He (or she, as the case may be) who can rise from off the floor to drink again is not drunk. (And a properly installed IV drip should alleviate that horizontal posture problem) (Well, that or passing out under the berr keg tap)

Here's a fresh batch of LIT.

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Algol
Posted: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 8:53:54 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem. *shrug*


Gotta love it... 952-67

Long Island Ice Tea for everyone!

Algol

LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 8:56:10 PM

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oooh, long island iced tea. I'll take one.


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Southern_Sass
Posted: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 8:56:17 PM

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952-67 952-67

here here... LIT for all

LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, August 09, 2011 8:57:31 PM

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Holly, my dear. How are you?

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:17:28 AM

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Morning, Lushers and Lushettes. Busty's cranked up the official, Bigt Bertha, coffee urn to help us over today's hump. There's a plate full of doughnut holes on the counter, assuming Scooter has popped in early.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
savanna
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:58:48 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning, Lushers and Lushettes. Busty's cranked up the official, Bigt Bertha, coffee urn to help us over today's hump. There's a plate full of doughnut holes on the counter, assuming Scooter has popped in early.


Scooter seems to have a thing for Holes lately giggles




Scooter Stop that.
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 9:09:59 AM

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My brew is on tap for everyone's consumption!



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scooter
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 9:32:21 AM

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savanna wrote:



RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning, Lushers and Lushettes. Busty's cranked up the official, Bigt Bertha, coffee urn to help us over today's hump. There's a plate full of doughnut holes on the counter, assuming Scooter has popped in early.


Scooter seems to have a thing for Holes lately giggles




Scooter Stop that.


But it's so hard to stop when it's hump day, and the donuts are nice an warm savanna.
All that and we have Sharon's special blend to cool the pipes!
I even found one with some hair around it!evil4



Then there's this one


Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 9:59:55 AM

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It's raining in paradise today. Ahhh. I'll have a cup of something sweet and strong. *just like my man*

Rump, Al? Any ideas?
I'll save Miss Sharon's home brew for later in the day.
Algol
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 2:04:11 PM

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I always have ideas Chef, one Sazerac coming up... Cheers!



Algol

She
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 2:05:35 PM

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Qucik hello to everyone icon_smile I sincerely hope that everything going by the 'big plan', hehe
Next round is on me, put it on my tab? giggling wish you well guys, get drunk, because that is exactly what I am going to do tonightevil4
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:01:27 PM

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She wrote:
Qucik hello to everyone icon_smile I sincerely hope that everything going by the 'big plan', hehe
Next round is on me, put it on my tab? giggling wish you well guys, get drunk, because that is exactly what I am going to do tonightevil4


Good to see you again Kiddo. How have you been?

And Al... what the deuce is that? Looks like it'll put hair on yer chest.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 5:33:16 PM

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Is that Miss She making a rare appearance in this fine part of town? Well...in this part of town anyway...I was trying to be nice regarding the neighborhood...

Actually, the neighborhood really is not that bad these days...from what I hear, nobody's been murdered yet this week...and it's Wednesday already...so, it's really not that bad...

Did I hear She say she was buying the next round...hmmm...

Give me, um, let's see...Hey Rump, what's top shelf this week? Is there any of that Sams Club Sloe Gin left? I know it's a bit daring, but I'll take a mug of that...

Nice to see you She...happy8


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 6:04:26 PM

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Sam's Slooooe Gin? Say it ain't so. What about a shot of , uh,this single malt Scotch? It's a high-class import I found at Costco.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Algol
Posted: Wednesday, August 10, 2011 8:06:28 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:


And Al... what the deuce is that? Looks like it'll put hair on yer chest.


Chef, you said "sweet and strong" it's a good one.

3 oz rye whiskey
3/4 oz simple syrup
Peychaud bitters to taste
absinthe or absinthe substitute
lemon twist for garnish

Algol

Algol
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 5:46:29 AM

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Good Morning Everyone!

We had a drop umm.. mean delivery of the "Special ingredient" for the coffee and Sharon's new brew last night. That being said Algol's Special Blend is fresh and hot, enjoy your Thursday.

I'll be with the women's golf team this afternoon, Hey, someone has to do it.



Algol

savanna
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:00:49 AM

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Hi guys enjoy your day of sun, fun, and golf.








Oh ladies I did not forget about us here. She wonderfull to see you again here How are you?
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:04:33 AM

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Morning, Lushtorians. The coffee's hot and ready to trot. After yesterday's unseeming scene with the doughnut holes, I'm limiting the morning menu to dry toast. Safer that way.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
savanna
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:19:45 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning, Lushtorians. The coffee's hot and ready to trot. After yesterday's unseeming scene with the doughnut holes, I'm limiting the morning menu to dry toast. Safer that way.


Some do like dry toast.



But then again scooter have trouble with dryness giggles
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:38:37 AM

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Good Morning Lushketeers...that French toast looks tasty Savanna...not as tasty looking as you, but still looks tasty...

I'll take one of them there Special Blends Al, before you go off to the golf course....and possibly never be seen from again...

I have to say that drink recipe you posted looks very interesting...rye and absinthe? Hmmm...definitely have to try that one of these days...

Do we have anything that resembles rye in this place? Didn't think so...not even going to ask if there's a bottle of Sam's Club Absinthe around somewhere...

Hope all is well...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5


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Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 8:44:54 AM

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Well I'd definitely give it a try anyway.
Have fun Al. I used to work at a golf course. I know what goes on one the back 9. Be careful! evil4

I thought I saw some rye bread Alan but, that might have been some old white that someone threw into the corner for the pet rat. Who knows?
Boss01
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 9:35:08 AM

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Saw the lights on, figured I'd stop in for a mid-morning pick-me-up; and maybe a drink, too! Maybe some of Rumple's Costco Scotch. BTW, Rumple, love the Heinlein quote.



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LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 11:46:39 AM

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Welcome, Boss to our dive of a bar.

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Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:03:07 PM

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Thanks, milady. Can I buy you a drink?

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