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Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:41:03 PM

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Boss01 wrote:
Saw the lights on, figured I'd stop in for a mid-morning pick-me-up; and maybe a drink, too! Maybe some of Rumple's Costco Scotch. BTW, Rumple, love the Heinlein quote.



Glad yer here Boss. Pull up a barmaid and have a seat. I mean...
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 4:58:06 PM

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Boss01 wrote:
Thanks, milady. Can I buy you a drink?


I'll give you my special brew.



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 4:58:31 PM

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Afternoon/evening/night (as the case may be) Rumplelators. Glad to see y'all made the new drunk, I mean, denizen of this joint welcome.

Hope eveyone is celebrating the start of the NFL pre-season with due pomp and circumstance. Lone Star beer is on the house. Enjoy?

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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Algol
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 8:38:34 PM

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Thanks for the beer Rumple.

I survived the back 9 Chef but the frick'n mosquitoes were HUGE. (Note to self, do not pee in the woods at dusk!)isjda

Welcome Boss, keep an eye on the redhead she's troubleevil4

Have a great evening all!

Algol

She
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 12:50:47 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
She wrote:
Qucik hello to everyone icon_smile I sincerely hope that everything going by the 'big plan', hehe
Next round is on me, put it on my tab? giggling wish you well guys, get drunk, because that is exactly what I am going to do tonightevil4


Good to see you again Kiddo. How have you been?


Thanks Chef! Good to see you too, it's been too long evil4 Doing pretty ok, with all up_s and down_s that life serve you with.. shouldn't complain at all. How have you been?
She
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 12:54:17 AM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Is that Miss She making a rare appearance in this fine part of town? Well...in this part of town anyway...I was trying to be nice regarding the neighborhood...

Actually, the neighborhood really is not that bad these days...from what I hear, nobody's been murdered yet this week...and it's Wednesday already...so, it's really not that bad...

Did I hear She say she was buying the next round...hmmm...

Give me, um, let's see...Hey Rump, what's top shelf this week? Is there any of that Sams Club Sloe Gin left? I know it's a bit daring, but I'll take a mug of that...

Nice to see you She...happy8


Alan! This finest part of town right!, hehehe How are the statistics going? Still no murder? Everyone safe? Good to see you
She
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 1:02:29 AM

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savanna wrote:

Oh ladies I did not forget about us here. She wonderfull to see you again here How are you?



Lovely view early in the morning, giggling

Wonderful to see you to S. I am well, must say Pint Drunk hehe

Anyway, Good Morning to all Rumplations goers, have nicest weekend possible occasion5
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 6:28:09 AM

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And a good TGIF morning to one and/or all. While Bustygets Big Bertha in a mood to put out our morning ration of coffee, I'll just sit here and gut down some of the biscuits and sausage we picked up on our way here. I'll be glad to share--for the right persuasion.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Boss01
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 6:58:38 AM

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Just dashing in for an early AM quickie before work; and maybe a drink as well! Got a lot on my plate today.


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Algol
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 7:55:36 AM

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Good Morning,

Coffee please Busty, Rumple did you enjoy the football yesterday?

Nice to see She pop in here, I'm glad you're doing well!




Algol

LadySharon
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 8:35:34 AM

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TGIF!

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Guest
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 9:46:35 AM

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Algol wrote:
Thanks for the beer Rumple.

I survived the back 9 Chef but the frick'n mosquitoes were HUGE. (Note to self, do not pee in the woods at dusk!)isjda

Welcome Boss, keep an eye on the redhead she's troubleevil4

Have a great evening all!


Big enough to put a saddle on eh? Need me to rub some lotion on, er.. your arms?
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 9:48:36 AM

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She wrote:
chefkathleen wrote:
She wrote:
Qucik hello to everyone icon_smile I sincerely hope that everything going by the 'big plan', hehe
Next round is on me, put it on my tab? giggling wish you well guys, get drunk, because that is exactly what I am going to do tonightevil4


Good to see you again Kiddo. How have you been?


Thanks Chef! Good to see you too, it's been too long evil4 Doing pretty ok, with all up_s and down_s that life serve you with.. shouldn't complain at all. How have you been?


Been doing great. Hot as hell where I live but, outside of that things are fine. Glad you are too.Have a poets drink.

P=piss
O=on
E=everything
T=tomorrow's
S=saturday
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 10:34:57 AM

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Good Afternoon Lushkins...nice to see everyone ready for the weekend...been ready since Monday by my estimation...

chefkathleen wrote:


Been doing great. Hot as hell where I live but, outside of that things are fine. Glad you are too.Have a poets drink.

P=piss
O=on
E=everything
T=tomorrow's
S=saturday


Chef...I like that one, don't think I heard that one before...I'm going to have to steal that, I'm in a poetry group or two where they might appreciate such fine, um, poetry...

I think I should grab a drink while I'm here...perhaps a Dirty Martini with the top shelf vodka of the day...um, I'm afraid to ask what it is...just pour...

I think four of them should do for now...as long as they're doubles...
Pour Wine Pour Wine Pour Wine Pour Wine

See ya' all later...
Cheers,
Alan.
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savanna
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 11:51:59 AM

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Here wishing everyone a great weekend. Welcome to the bar Boss01. She love the new avi you have so you. giggles.

I trust you all will have a fun, exciting, healthy, clean, fun. I know I will giggles Embarassed




Algol
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 12:11:19 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Algol wrote:
Thanks for the beer Rumple.

I survived the back 9 Chef but the frick'n mosquitoes were HUGE. (Note to self, do not pee in the woods at dusk!)isjda

Welcome Boss, keep an eye on the redhead she's troubleevil4

Have a great evening all!


Big enough to put a saddle on eh? Need me to rub some lotion on, er.. your arms?


OMG Dreams do come trueL35

Algol

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 2:39:54 PM

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Afternoon, Lushians. Don't know what it's like in your neck of the woods, but it's so dry here in Rick Perry (shudder) country, the trees are fighting over dogs.

TGIF, actually stands for, Thank God It's Football. The Right Rev Rumple will be paying close attention to his fav team, The Saints, of course, when they play tonight.

Looks like someone made a serious hit of the good vodka. That'll mean another trip to Sam's.

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 9:08:48 PM

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Rump, can you keep the vodka flows going? I got rejected twice for a musing that's giving someone a big Up Yours and I'm sending the moderator an email begging the question of censorship. If suicide, excessive drug use and abuse is allowed, how come telling someone off isn't?

I think Sam's Club makes a pretty cheap vodka that's suitable for this place.

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Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

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Algol
Posted: Saturday, August 13, 2011 6:55:19 AM

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Good Morning All.

Rumple your Saints got off to a great start last night.

Sharon, I understand your frustration... Algol sit a bottle of Kettle One in front of Sharon. How about a good Bloody Mary to Start your Saturday?



I have to get this place open Have a good Saturday!

Algol

LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, August 13, 2011 9:25:44 AM

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that's lovely. Thanks, al!

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Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, August 13, 2011 12:50:50 PM

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Hope everyone is having a wet and wanton weekend. Temp's under a hundred here in the land of dehydraded cactcus. Sharon, I've put in an order for another tank car load of vodka. Should be here any minute now. Hang tough. Al, thanks for assuaging her needs. The Right Rev is rejoicing over the Saints play last night, particularly the defense.

I'd advise everyone to do something(s) they'd be ashamed to admit this weekend. But this crew would not only NOT be ashamed of such carrying on, they'd be bragging to one and all.


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
savanna
Posted: Sunday, August 14, 2011 1:18:43 AM

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Rev Rump Is that time again, I need a blessing.



they were all just human too.

: Jacob was a cheater, Peter had a temper, David had an affair, Noah got drunk, Jonah ran from God, Paul was a murderer, Gideon was insecure, Miriam was a gossiper, Martha was a worrier, Thomas was a doubter, Sara was impatient, Elijah was moody, Moses stuttered, Zacchaeus was short, Abraham was old, and Lazarus was dead.... Now, what's YOUR excuse?

Sunday sins


Algol
Posted: Sunday, August 14, 2011 5:32:09 AM

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The Rev. will be along soon, I noticed the light was on the office late last night Rumple must have been working on the sermon or Busty.
Savanna I didn't see your name on that list, is there something you want to tell us.
I'm excited to see what Sharon is or isn't wearing today she has the best Sunday outfits.
Coffee and beignets are at the end of the bar. We have a little gospel music while we wait for Rev's sermon. I told them ole boys not to get by Scooter's fireworks shed but hell they don't listen.





Enjoy your Sunday!

Algol

LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, August 14, 2011 9:35:34 AM

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This is outfit one, Al.


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Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

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savanna
Posted: Sunday, August 14, 2011 9:59:53 AM

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Algol wrote:
The Rev. will be along soon, I noticed the light was on the office late last night Rumple must have been working on the sermon or Busty.
Savanna I didn't see your name on that list, is there something you want to tell us.




Enjoy your Sunday!



Have you forgotten

Algol
Posted: Sunday, August 14, 2011 2:24:18 PM

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LadySharon wrote:
This is outfit one, Al.


Ooo Baby! Sharon, That's hot, I love Sundays at Rumplations.

Savanna, I would never forget Sweetie, I was just asking, thought maybe something may have changed.evil4

Algol

Algol
Posted: Sunday, August 14, 2011 2:40:21 PM

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Anyone up for a Mojito?


Algol

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, August 14, 2011 3:25:12 PM

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Verily, verily, I say unto thee, it's time for services here at the First Church of the Burning Buns and Discount House of Lickers.

While Sister Sharon passes the plate and Brother Al opens the jug of sacremental wine, I beseech the rest of you to lift your eyes up to Sister Savannah's previous post and ask yourself, where do I fit into that multitude and how can I avoid getting caught?

Meditate prayerfully and carefully.

The confessional will be open after services for those hankering for a bit of privacy.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, August 14, 2011 4:22:36 PM

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For Al :)






The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Look for the eBook version of Roommates with Benefits to come soon!
Algol
Posted: Sunday, August 14, 2011 4:41:38 PM

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Damn Sister Sharon, (Be still my heart...) with that outfit the collection plates must have been over flowing today, I know my suit filled up one!

Once again another Great sermon Reverend, Sorry I'm late with the wine, the twist off cap was on tight.



Algol

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