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A nightstick. Oops! Didn't realize this was an "Ask the Gal's" thread. 
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ermm... a pool cue, i didnt put it in me just rubbed on it
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poizenivy wrote:A hot dog With mustard and kraut? Just asking... Btw, I saw this cartoon and thought of this thread...  
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Btw, I saw this cartoon and thought of this thread... [/quote] Hey, Alan. Don't knock the electric toothbrush! 
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Yeah the electric tooth brush is a great travel companion!
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MagLite flashlight.
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82tigress wrote:MagLite flashlight. What size battery?
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my electric razor once, and the shower head...but honestly i tend to just prefer my fingers :)
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Boss01 wrote:A nightstick. Oops! Didn't realize this was an "Ask the Gal's" thread. Me neither. Fun question though.
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For a laugh with my old bf, I put his old mobile phone in my pussy, and he called it, on vibrate. Didn't make me cum though - we were too busy falling about laughing.
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Boss01 wrote:82tigress wrote:MagLite flashlight. What size battery? D batteries
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Hot/warm pasta. When I was young and experimenting. Just rubbed it over my pussy lips. Was very nice but not done it since!!!
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naughtyannie wrote:For a laugh with my old bf, I put his old mobile phone in my pussy, and he called it, on vibrate. Didn't make me cum though - we were too busy falling about laughing. an ex and i did this too...
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my male friend's hand- pretty much kids those days....
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Same with anonymous1526, I used a Playstation controller once. I got too tempted when the controller started vibrating non-stop during one movie scene in a game I was playing. I ended up replaying that movie scene several times :)
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DirtyMartini wrote:poizenivy wrote:A hot dog With mustard and kraut? Just asking... Btw, I saw this cartoon and thought of this thread... No condiments...i discovered that a woman's body is hot enough to cook a hotdog in two to three minutes though! Shamefully, boyfriend at the time fed it to our friend unbeknownst to him. After he ate it, ex told him the truth. He wasn't mad at all. I was embarrassed as hell!
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Boss01 wrote:A nightstick. Oops! Didn't realize this was an "Ask the Gal's" thread. 
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The handle of a screwdriver...I was young and I did it on a dare...felt good tho ;)
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Kayte7 wrote:Btw, I saw this cartoon and thought of this thread... Hey, Alan. Don't knock the electric toothbrush! [/quote] Guilty  Also used the ginger
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a carrot. i was desperate!
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I dunno if it was the weirdest but when i was a young teen my rubber dimpled hairbrush handle, and it was easily washed lol
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I used a bubble wand once. I was in need. lol
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A washing machine...hey don't knock 'til you try it!
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a pulsating shower head..... one of my fav's.....
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