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Kylie69
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 9:49:33 PM

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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just
want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up
truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt,
so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your
kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love
you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I
cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

SusanEngland
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 10:36:51 PM

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Great story - the p.s. says it all doesn't it !!!!!

Thanks Kylie
deluxeduck
Posted: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 11:36:46 PM

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i've always wanted a two car garage, but prefer two across not two up :)
Curious2c
Posted: Sunday, July 08, 2007 8:35:58 PM

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At least the beer cooler is in one piece yet, so alls not lost.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 16, 2010 11:45:55 PM

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Thats hilarious
heartofdarkness
Posted: Sunday, January 02, 2011 2:38:44 PM

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what if the GF called the wrong number?
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 06, 2011 4:03:33 PM

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LOL That's why monogamy doesn't work!
GabrielSweet
Posted: Friday, January 07, 2011 1:24:33 AM

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Priceless, I LOVE IT.


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Guest
Posted: Friday, March 11, 2011 10:18:17 PM

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nice story.... love itFugly bootyshake
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