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FilipHalta
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 7:14:40 AM

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A nightstick.

Oops! Didn't realize this was an "Ask the Gal's" thread. dontknow

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 11:33:34 AM

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ermm... a pool cue, i didnt put it in me just rubbed on it
poizenivy
Posted: Thursday, August 11, 2011 7:53:16 PM

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A hot dog

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Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 3:09:10 AM

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poizenivy wrote:
A hot dog


With mustard and kraut? Just asking...

Btw, I saw this cartoon and thought of this thread...happy8




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Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 4:33:12 AM

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Btw, I saw this cartoon and thought of this thread...happy8

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Hey, Alan. Don't knock the electric toothbrush! icon_biggrin

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Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 4:46:07 AM

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Yeah the electric tooth brush is a great travel companion!

Weirdest thing? Probably a ice cold beer bottle with out the beer obviously
82tigress
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 12:17:11 PM

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MagLite flashlight.

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Boss01
Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 12:31:41 PM

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82tigress wrote:
MagLite flashlight.


What size battery?

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Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 1:03:57 PM

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A mango. It was a request.
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Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 1:36:59 PM

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my electric razor once, and the shower head...but honestly i tend to just prefer my fingers :)


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Posted: Friday, August 12, 2011 3:59:12 PM

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A playstation controller

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Posted: Sunday, August 14, 2011 9:17:59 AM

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Boss01 wrote:
A nightstick.

Oops! Didn't realize this was an "Ask the Gal's" thread. dontknow



Me neither.
Fun question though.
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Posted: Sunday, August 14, 2011 10:49:44 AM

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For a laugh with my old bf, I put his old mobile phone in my pussy, and he called it, on vibrate. Didn't make me cum though - we were too busy falling about laughing.

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82tigress
Posted: Monday, August 15, 2011 6:30:48 AM

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Boss01 wrote:
82tigress wrote:
MagLite flashlight.


What size battery?


D batteries

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Posted: Monday, August 15, 2011 3:27:25 PM

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Hot/warm pasta. When I was young and experimenting. Just rubbed it over my pussy lips. Was very nice but not done it since!!!


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naughtyannie wrote:
For a laugh with my old bf, I put his old mobile phone in my pussy, and he called it, on vibrate. Didn't make me cum though - we were too busy falling about laughing.


an ex and i did this too...


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Posted: Monday, August 15, 2011 4:59:57 PM

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my male friend's hand- pretty much kids those days....
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Posted: Monday, August 15, 2011 7:01:18 PM

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Same with anonymous1526, I used a Playstation controller once. I got too tempted when the controller started vibrating non-stop during one movie scene in a game I was playing. I ended up replaying that movie scene several times :)
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Posted: Monday, August 15, 2011 11:08:21 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
poizenivy wrote:
A hot dog


With mustard and kraut? Just asking...

Btw, I saw this cartoon and thought of this thread...happy8



No condiments...i discovered that a woman's body is hot enough to cook a hotdog in two to three minutes though! Shamefully, boyfriend at the time fed it to our friend unbeknownst to him. After he ate it, ex told him the truth. He wasn't mad at all. I was embarrassed as hell!

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Posted: Tuesday, August 16, 2011 10:22:11 PM

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Boss01 wrote:
A nightstick.

Oops! Didn't realize this was an "Ask the Gal's" thread. dontknow


laughing8






Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 17, 2011 12:07:43 PM

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The handle of a screwdriver...I was young and I did it on a dare...felt good tho ;)
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Kayte7 wrote:
Btw, I saw this cartoon and thought of this thread...happy8



Hey, Alan. Don't knock the electric toothbrush! icon_biggrin [/quote]

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, August 17, 2011 7:49:09 PM

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a carrot. i was desperate!dontknow
Sarahshort
Posted: Wednesday, August 17, 2011 8:20:48 PM

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I dunno if it was the weirdest but when i was a young teen my rubber dimpled hairbrush handle, and it was easily washed lol
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Posted: Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:10:11 PM

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I used a bubble wand once. I was in need. lol
Bethany
Posted: Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:40:47 PM

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A washing machine...hey don't knock 'til you try it!
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Posted: Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:50:39 PM

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a pulsating shower head..... one of my fav's.....
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