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Location: Norfolk
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At church, getting up for the pasting of wine. And prostate exam, and ladie did it to me and i ask if it will hurt much, she just smile and slowing lube her long finger and put her finger slowing in and out of me tell i got a hard on. WOW
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Location: Atlanta, United States
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,178
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 In a meeting with a client when his secretary keeps bending over,its happened to me !!!!
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I'm not embarassed by my erections......
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 8/14/2011
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Location: Here
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At a Wet & Wild (water park), so many scantily-clad girls running & bouncing & adjusting themselves after various activities. I felt like a perv, but concealed my shame with a well placed towel. Had a serious case of blue-balls by the end of that day :o
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Location: missouri, United States
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WellMadeMale wrote:Wearing your bathing trunks, at your parent's home, sitting around their pool - surrounded by 12 members of the immediate family *...when your brother's 16 year old daughter and four of her 16 year old female friends are running around in their scant, barely there 2-piece bikini's ... on a breezy, sometimes chilly September afternoon.
Not that that's ever happened.
* (some people would find this to be a most appropriate time to experience a boner)
I bet that would give any guy, no matter how old they were a rock hard cock!!! I know it would me!!
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Location: missouri, United States
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TrouserSnake wrote:At a Wet & Wild (water park), so many scantily-clad girls running & bouncing & adjusting themselves after various activities. I felt like a perv, but concealed my shame with a well placed towel. Had a serious case of blue-balls by the end of that day :o I know what you mean. We take our daughters to a water park, and after being there for awhile, seeing all the girls in their swimsuits, makes me go to the bathroom and take care of myself!! Everytime we go, i end up going into the bathroom before i get a hard cock
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
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Location: Bent over Tugging in Closet
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I sat for ten minutes trying to think of one, but I love having a hard on especially if there are hotties around
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 8/18/2011
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I was dancing with a good friends wife and she ticked my ear and it got instantly rock hard. She then rubbed against it and stuck her tongue in my ear. It is not long but very thick and she said she wouldn't be able to handle it. And then she backed off and smiled. I was afraid my wife and my friend would notice but luckily they didn't.
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Joined: 8/18/2011
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I was dancing with a good friends wife and she ticked my ear and it got instantly rock hard. She then rubbed against it and stuck her tongue in my ear. It is not long but very thick and she said she wouldn't be able to handle it. And then she backed off and smiled. I was afraid my wife and my friend would notice but luckily they didn't. It was still a little embarassing, though!
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 6/20/2011
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During a parent/teacher conference. The teacher was cute, but her perfume......
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 11/13/2010
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Location: London, United Kingdom
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in a meeting. it was dragging on for a while my mind wondered off................ ummmmm the female accountant apprentice was also hot!! that didnt help. I was lucky that the meeting was followed by a presentation after or i would have been screwed!
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Joined: 6/29/2011
Posts: 614
Location: South Florida, United States
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Say you are at a formal awards banquet. Your date is wearing a fairly short dress and teasing you with her legs while you sit in the back. Since you are hot expecting to receive any of the upcoming awards you let your date rub your crotch. SUDDENLY! You hear your name called out! To your shock you have won the next award and all eyes turn on you expecting you to get up and walk to the awards stage and receive it. Not a good time to have an erection in the rather thin material of your tuxedo pants. I would rank that as an embarrassing time to have an erection.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,178
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my ex boyfirnd got one when he was playing football the cheerleaders were hot and he was running around on a football field with a monster hard on
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/30/2010
Posts: 61
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After the second trip to the nude beach, finally got up the nerve to go for a walk along the water. After walking away from my safe location some distance, i was walking along with several girls who were playing in the surf. I felt myself getting hard and knew I would not be able to control it. Sure enough i felt my cock get rock hard and stand at attention as i walked. I turned to head back to my towel. The walk felt like it took an hour! But it also felt amazing at the same time.
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Joined: 2/7/2012
Posts: 135
Location: United States
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During a physical during the hernia exam. A female doctor was subing for my normal guy.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/16/2011
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Location: United Kingdom
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About to see the doctor, my girlfriend gave me a monstrous erection. I had to run it under the cold tap just to make it half respectable. Female nurse took hold of it for exam, and stiff as a rod again!
 If you could, would you? Satan 
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 2/7/2012
Posts: 97
Location: MA, United States
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LusciousLola wrote:
I think both of those situations could be a wonderful time for a stiffy!
i wholeheartedly second that! i'm loving this topic! these scenarios are so hot!
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Joined: 3/19/2009
Posts: 267
Location: Roanoke, United States
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For me there is no situation where an erection is EVER embarassing.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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Joined: 4/9/2012
Posts: 109
Location: United Kingdom
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I have just got a huge erection while lying on a sunbed on holiday. Causes quite a stir in a family hotel. Lots of teenage girls looking at my shorts tenting.
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 327,178
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I think me getting a hard on watching a unexpected hott scene in a movie while sitting next to my mom. And she seeing me shifting around. That's akward. Lol
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I get a hard on when the wind blows, so I just live with...and get laid a lot.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 2/7/2012
Posts: 97
Location: MA, United States
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casinoboss wrote:I get a hard on when the wind blows, so I just live with...and get laid a lot. i want to be that breeze blowing by....
***Click here to read my latest true story about nocturnal urges***
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Location: United Kingdom
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meeting one of my ex's family at her house.. im sorry but her sister was Sexy!!
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At a family reunion - after sitting next to,talking with (ex)wife's best friend - cutest ass in the world and when she led me by the hand to the food area, I like to think I made lots of new female friends.
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I use to hate getting boners in school. The school trousers I use to wear were not very good at hiding them.
One time I remember was when I was sitting at the desk at the front row and the sexiest girl in my class was writing on the white board. She was constantly stretching up and a bit of her thong would show or she would bend over to write at the bottom.
Oh memories...
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Going up to the blackboard during middle school!
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Joined: 2/10/2011
Posts: 587
Location: The Great White North
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At a nudist beach. You have to run for the water... really fast. Burying yourself in the sand, can also work.
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hotswimmer wrote:At a nudist beach. You have to run for the water... really fast. Burying yourself in the sand, can also work. so YOU were the guy who rolled over rather quickly at Wreck Beach this past weekend when I was there! Ah ha! That was You!! *cheeky grin* 
a story that is lots of fun .... Ben's fun!! Good Morning, My CumSlut (oral sex)
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at work when I am seeing a good looking female patient and doing physical examination of her...good think I had long white lab coat to hide my errection.
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