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allisynuna
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 12:51:41 AM

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Sarahshort wrote:
I dunno if it was the weirdest but when i was a young teen my rubber dimpled hairbrush handle, and it was easily washed lol


19 and still use hair brushes, nice curve, ribbed handles...mmm
scarlettlopez
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 4:15:39 AM

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agedwell wrote:
a pulsating shower head..... one of my fav's.....


Same i love it
shadowcat
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:03:58 AM

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allisynuna wrote:
Sarahshort wrote:
I dunno if it was the weirdest but when i was a young teen my rubber dimpled hairbrush handle, and it was easily washed lol


19 and still use hair brushes, nice curve, ribbed handles...mmm


A carrot, bannana, cucumber, frozen drink stick, coke bottle, a plastic shower gell tube so it 'came' that was HOT, pretty much anything thats fat and hard but i have to say a hairbrush is still hot.

I know some are a little strange but try anything once!
shadowcat
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:04:30 AM

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allisynuna wrote:
Sarahshort wrote:
I dunno if it was the weirdest but when i was a young teen my rubber dimpled hairbrush handle, and it was easily washed lol


19 and still use hair brushes, nice curve, ribbed handles...mmm


A carrot, bannana, cucumber, frozen drink stick, coke bottle, a plastic shower gell tube so it 'came' that was HOT, pretty much anything thats fat and hard but i have to say a hairbrush is still hot.

I know some are a little strange but try anything once!
shadowcat
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:17:52 AM

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Buz
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:26:07 AM

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I changed hands once.

like2bewatched
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:42:14 AM

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I read in a magazine a long time ago that wrapping a banana peel around your cock while jerking off feels amazing. I can honestly tell you, the magazine was correct.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 7:07:36 AM

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My Fleshlight. Totaly realistic
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 7:12:33 AM

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Anybody remember those FLY pens? Well I didnt get much use out of that but i certainly used the case :)
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 7:14:52 AM

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Oh yeah. Forgot. Recently put a six inch plastic drink twiller down my knob. Pulled it out as I came. Great feeling. I was a little sore afterwards
sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 11:03:22 AM

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ear of corn (shucked of coarse),

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 11:36:29 AM

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Oh, and on him after the ice cream I used the last of the butterscotch bottle on him. Used his cock the clean the inside then I licked him clean! :)~~~ evil4
needless to say I was really sweet and he was really sticky!

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 11:44:03 AM

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oh yeah...that makes me horny...nice one sugarbabe :)
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 11:47:34 AM

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When I was 16 and 17 I thought a variety of weird shit...but fortunately I avoided becoming a major beta dork and just decided to go with the hand(s).

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
TheDevilsWeakness
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 12:57:38 PM

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Bethany wrote:
A washing machine...hey don't knock 'til you try it!


uneven load on the spin cycle reading lush Shhh

Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 3:56:14 PM

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I used butter to lube up my cock and jerked off with it! that was really interesting, and I'm glad I did it, but I wouldn't do it again... Well, maybe with the right girl!
Buddybear
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 4:19:44 PM

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I once found an old off brand of peanut butter in my apartment. Some of the oil had separated on top. It had never been opened. I fucked the peanut butter, the thick oil serving as lubricant. It was interesting, but nothing to write home to mother about.

You've been a bad girl! Now take your pajamas off and go to my room!
WanKaDDict
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 4:29:43 PM

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The handle from a Back brush while I was in the bath "Wanking", forgot about that one will have to try again soon.

note to self - don't forget the jelly..

Forgot to mention where the handle went..........
Guest
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 5:13:45 PM

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I used toothpaste as a lube, had read it enhanced sensation...it did that alright...burned like hell. My advice, stick to brushing your teeth with it!
sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 9:56:41 PM

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Hands , Hands Right Hand Left hand seems so boring


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 10:18:53 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
When I was 16 and 17 I thought a variety of weird shit...but fortunately I avoided becoming a major beta dork and just decided to go with the hand(s).




that took alot to do all that..are you still a hands on hands off kind a guy? dontknow

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


jayynasex
Posted: Friday, August 19, 2011 1:11:16 AM

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damnn. I used a popsicle once while my boyfriend watched. he saud my pussy tasted like orange flavor for a couple days after that.... mmm his warm tongue after that cold popsicle.... just, amazing ;p
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 19, 2011 2:52:59 AM

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I bought a plastic plunger stick with out the plunges part once that has the ball ridges at the end.
shadowcat
Posted: Friday, August 19, 2011 5:35:57 AM

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jayynasex wrote:
damnn. I used a popsicle once while my boyfriend watched. he saud my pussy tasted like orange flavor for a couple days after that.... mmm his warm tongue after that cold popsicle.... just, amazing ;p


The exact reason i used a frozen drink pole, Cold then Hot OH YES. Very underrated and everyone should try it!
Guest
Posted: Friday, August 19, 2011 2:32:48 PM

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turkey baster
xxashleyxx
Posted: Friday, August 19, 2011 7:32:31 PM

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i used hair brush handles


i love dirty nasty filthy steamy hot sex!
xHollster
Posted: Friday, August 19, 2011 11:38:19 PM

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Hair brush handle, a blown up long ballon, pulsating shower head, a carrot and ice pop
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 20, 2011 2:32:55 AM

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I once used 3 pens when but dont do that cuz u dont feel any thing.
DarkSide
Posted: Saturday, August 20, 2011 6:12:10 AM

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I just use shower gel, lots of it on the hand...feels great!

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 20, 2011 8:31:54 AM

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I fired an Allen key up my butt a few times. Other than that, I've wanked with a pair of leather gloves and rolled my cock up in a porno magazine and fucked that.
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