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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,351
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
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Actually, this one was Lisa's idea...so blame her...
She's my boss now over on Stories Space...so, I have to listen to her...
Badges
I sit in a chat room by myself,
Only nineteen more days to go,
One day I’ll be a legend,
With another badge to show.
Next I’ll try to add some friends,
I only need ninety-eight more,
I might have to do some recruiting,
Perhaps go door to door.
I’d really like my story to be famous,
But I’m more than a few views shy,
Maybe if I click on it every day,
It will be famous before I die.
I should have my Enthusiasts badge,
I thought I’d have it today,
No one here is more enthusiastic,
Don’t tell me I missed a day.
I really am due an Editor Pick,
Must just be an oversight,
Let me check my page again,
Don’t tell me I can’t write.
And where’s that Autobiographer badge?
Everything’s filled out fine,
I just need that damn Playlist,
If I can only find the time.
And perhaps I could comment more,
And vote more it’s agreed,
Don’t see any problem there,
I just need time to read.
At least I’ll get my Yearling badge,
Of that I have no fear,
All I have to do is hang out,
And I’ll have it in a year.
08-21-11.
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Rank: Cum Enthusiast
Joined: 8/23/2010
Posts: 2,160
Location: It's a secret, United States
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Haha.. That's pretty good.. I don't think I have any badges on that site yet..Atleast you have me beat.. Lol
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Rank: Divine Rapscallion
Joined: 8/14/2010
Posts: 3,048
Location: On the ragged edge of disaster
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Cute! Maybe there should be a badge for people who go to extremes to collect badges...the Badge Whore badge. (I'd probably have one bestowed on me.  )
Maggie Rascal(Please note, I am no longer active on Lush and will not be responding to messages or friend requests.)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/29/2011
Posts: 437
Location: Playing with knives , United States
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Laughs
“I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life.... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.”~Frank Sinatra~
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 2/2/2010
Posts: 28
Location: UK
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Good work, Alan. Always healthy to laugh at our own pain...
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Rank: Moderator
Joined: 6/15/2010
Posts: 1,264
Location: State of Confusion
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I love it!
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Rank: The Right Rev of Lush
Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 2,531
Location: Lost in the ozone somewhere east of Luckenbach Tx,
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DM, youse is one funny guy. Read this over on s/s but I'm still and unregistered alien there so you were spared my brain farts--until now. :) 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 10/27/2009
Posts: 1,276
Location: United States
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Fantastic writing Alan! I think I might need a badge whore badge as well.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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I am so guilty of this!
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Internet Philosopher
Joined: 8/14/2009
Posts: 1,991
Location: somewhere deep under the Earth, United States
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This could have been written about me because... I need more stinking badges!
“It is a great thing to know your vices.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Rank: Matriarch
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,393
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Milik_The_Red wrote:This could have been written about me because...
I need more stinking badges! You asked for it!
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Rank: Internet Philosopher
Joined: 8/14/2009
Posts: 1,991
Location: somewhere deep under the Earth, United States
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Muahaha. I love that movie!
“It is a great thing to know your vices.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Rank: Internet Philosopher
Joined: 8/14/2009
Posts: 1,991
Location: somewhere deep under the Earth, United States
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Muahaha. I love that movie!
“It is a great thing to know your vices.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero
. Kelly is beautiful, sexy and willing to do anything... For a price! Kelly's PassionMy story, My Sister is a Webcam Slut, now has over 29000 views! Please click and help me get to 30,000!Lushstories, the site your Mommy warned you about.
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Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness
Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 1,991
Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
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i like badges... but i DON'T want a socialite badge... i would accept more friends if i would not have to have that badge.... it is so junior high to me... (sorry to all of you who love being a socialite) 
i am really excited to have two "recommended reads". they are "did you know i love your cock?" and "just fuck me". great titles, huh?
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/12/2009
Posts: 334
Location: Adelaide, Australia
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Can someone provide a list of all the badges so that those of us with the collector's instinct can make a checklist.
...Oh and Mr Jankowski, I award you the poet laureate badge - great poem.
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Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness
Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 1,991
Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
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Piquet wrote:Can someone provide a list of all the badges so that those of us with the collector's instinct can make a checklist.
...Oh and Mr Jankowski, I award you the poet laureate badge - great poem. dear one... here is the link to the Badges Page..... and i agree about dirtymartini...
i am really excited to have two "recommended reads". they are "did you know i love your cock?" and "just fuck me". great titles, huh?
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,351
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
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LauraLee_sugah wrote:i like badges... but i DON'T want a socialite badge... i would accept more friends if i would not have to have that badge.... it is so junior high to me...
Remind me not to send you a friend request... I'll take that Poet Laureate badge if you have it though Pete...I think that would be pretty cool...
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Rank: Purveyor of Sweetness
Joined: 9/10/2011
Posts: 1,991
Location: the sweet, sunny south, United States
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DirtyMartini wrote:Remind me not to send you a friend request... I'll take that Poet Laureate badge if you have it though Pete...I think that would be pretty cool... DirtyMartini, i would be your friend... i just don't want a badge... although gav told me i could have a socially awkward penguin badge... that might be more accurate for me...
i am really excited to have two "recommended reads". they are "did you know i love your cock?" and "just fuck me". great titles, huh?
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,289
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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I'd really like to have a "Shiny Happy Person Wannabe" and a "Bleurgh" badge, please. If I write a poem about them, will I get them? 
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,351
Location: Right here on Lush Stories...
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Hmmm...we have some interesting new badge suggestions me thinks... How about just combining them all into one "Shiny Happy Socially Awkward but Bleurgh Wannabe Poet Laureate Penguin" badge? No?
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Rank: Gingerbread Lover
Joined: 1/6/2012
Posts: 3,289
Location: Trumpton, United Kingdom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/7/2012
Posts: 816
Location: United Kingdom
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Funny poem.... I'm not that obsessed.... It can be interesting seeing badges, but not worth it that much.
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