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DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 2:01:42 PM

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Wasn't sure where to post this one...but, thought I should share it somewhere in the forum...probably doesn't really fall into the "Health and Fitness" category...dontknow

“I’d love to find out if it’s humanly possible to reach a ton,” she said. “A previous record holder was 1,600lbs, so I have to be at least that.”

Oh yeah...can't make this stuff up...
http://frugivoremag.com/2011/08/a-record-worth-breaking-arizona-woman-seeks-to-become-heaviest-person-ever/


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Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 2:07:36 PM

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It's good to have goals I suppose.

When she reaches that goal of weighing a ton she can also set the record for biggest shit a human has ever taken. The kids can also set a record for the most embarrassed children ever. The man in her life could also set the record for most grossed out.



DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 2:45:13 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:
The man in her life could also set the record for most grossed out.


Yeah, I don't even want to think about the man in her life and what he might have to go through, or what he has seen...

I wonder if he wears one of those hats miners wear with the search light on the helmet when he goes down on her...or if he has a lifeline attached to his ankle so they can pull him back out if he gets stuck under a fold of fat...

I just don't know...btw, this article reminds me of a poem I had written last year...done as a humor piece...I never brought it over to Lush, because it set a record for number of comments on one site...134 btw, and really didn't need to go through that again...happy8

But...here is the link to it on a poetry site...sense of humor people...it's what makes the world go 'round...remember that...

I Woke Up With A Fat Chick...
http://www.gotpoetry.com/Poems/l_op=viewpoems/lid=84346.html


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Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 2:53:02 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Magical_felix wrote:
The man in her life could also set the record for most grossed out.


Yeah, I don't even want to think about the man in her life and what he might have to go through, or what he has seen...

I wonder if he wears one of those hats miners wear with the search light on the helmet when he goes down on her...or if he has a lifeline attached to his ankle so they can pull him back out if he gets stuck under a fold of fat...

I just don't know...btw, this article reminds me of a poem I had written last year...done as a humor piece...I never brought it over to Lush, because it set a record for number of comments on one site...134 btw, and really didn't need to go through that again...happy8

But...here is the link to it on a poetry site...sense of humor people...it's what makes the world go 'round...remember that...

I Woke Up With A Fat Chick...
http://www.gotpoetry.com/Poems/l_op=viewpoems/lid=84346.html


A miner's helmet... Or more like a hazzardess materials get up with full on respirators 'n' shit.

Your poetry plug was crowbarred in and shameless by the way.evil4



DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 3:17:48 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:

A miner's helmet... Or more like a hazzardess materials get up with full on respirators 'n' shit.


Yeah, he probably needs special Hazmat clearance to go down on her...

Magical_felix wrote:

Your poetry plug was crowbarred in and shameless by the way.evil4


And thanks Magical...I'll take that as a compliment...evil4


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latinfoxy
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:21:44 PM

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Someone send me this video a while ago, she also wants to break the record of the fattest person.... this is just crazy!!!

And about the guy in their life Donna actually works on a web site that people pay her to watch her eat or dance! I mean yeah everyone to their own but this is just to weird and strange to me dontknow

nicola
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 6:48:35 PM

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Her heart will probably give out before she gets to that weight. Pure stupidity.

DM, you might want to post a link to elsewhere or tell gotpoetry they've got fail:

DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 7:49:37 PM

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nicola wrote:

DM, you might want to post a link to elsewhere or tell gotpoetry they've got fail:



I see what the problem is...you have to be logged in to view it, didn't realize...

Since the only other places I have it posted that I can think of might possibly be considered "competing sites"...not that any site could compete with Lush...let's try this...


I Woke Up With A Fat Chick

I woke up and couldn't believe my eyes,
When I caught sight of those monster thighs,
Was that a cow that was sucking my dick?
No, I woke up with a very fat chick.

The sight of her got me thinking,
I really should give up drinking,
As if I needed a reason why,
I should also stop getting high.

Looking at this gruesome sight,
I tried to recall what I did last night,
How did I possibly wind up with her?
But my mind was simply in a blur.

Could I have picked her up in a bar?
How did she possibly fit in my car?
I was no longer in the mood,
As I thought of ways to protect my food.

I thought about the weight limit of my bed,
If she rolls over, I'll be dead,
I tried to think of a good excuse,
For me to turn this cow loose.

Not trying to sound really mean,
But she was the biggest I have seen,
If she had an appetite,
No telling what she would bite.

A girl so big she had her own zip code,
Now here she was in my abode,
No way could I have fun,
With a girl who outweighed me three to one.

Just a warning from me to you,
Be careful what you go and do,
Because if you think you're seeing double,
You just might be in really big trouble.

04-14-10.



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nicola
Posted: Thursday, August 18, 2011 8:23:59 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
I see what the problem is...you have to be logged in to view it, didn't realize...


That shouldn't prevent their images showing. It looks like their CSS isn't loading for people not logged in, and the formatting is all over the place too.
1curiouscat
Posted: Friday, August 19, 2011 7:30:35 AM

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What ever floats your boat i guess...

in my opinion, its absurd.



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Guest
Posted: Friday, August 19, 2011 10:10:30 AM

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Her poor daughter!! Granted, this woman seems happy enough, but good lord. "Lets count while mommy tries to haul her huge ass out of this chair." *shaking head*

DirtyMartini wrote:

Since the only other places I have it posted that I can think of might possibly be considered "competing sites"...not that any site could compete with Lush...let's try this...


I Woke Up With A Fat Chick

I woke up and couldn't believe my eyes,
When I caught sight of those monster thighs,
Was that a cow that was sucking my dick?
No, I woke up with a very fat chick.

The sight of her got me thinking,
I really should give up drinking,
As if I needed a reason why,
I should also stop getting high.

Looking at this gruesome sight,
I tried to recall what I did last night,
How did I possibly wind up with her?
But my mind was simply in a blur.

Could I have picked her up in a bar?
How did she possibly fit in my car?
I was no longer in the mood,
As I thought of ways to protect my food.

I thought about the weight limit of my bed,
If she rolls over, I'll be dead,
I tried to think of a good excuse,
For me to turn this cow loose.

Not trying to sound really mean,
But she was the biggest I have seen,
If she had an appetite,
No telling what she would bite.

A girl so big she had her own zip code,
Now here she was in my abode,
No way could I have fun,
With a girl who outweighed me three to one.

Just a warning from me to you,
Be careful what you go and do,
Because if you think you're seeing double,
You just might be in really big trouble.

04-14-10.


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LadySharon
Posted: Friday, August 19, 2011 4:49:48 PM

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Some people will do anything for attention.

I'm embarrassed for the kids and hubby who has to use clothespins to hold her fat back just to get at that nasty smelling cooch of hers if he wants to go down on her.

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Posted: Saturday, August 20, 2011 1:09:31 PM

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That poor woman's mind is just trying to make the best of a bad genetic lottery ticket. Pity would probably offend her, so...apathy is the best I can offer.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Jingle
Posted: Saturday, August 20, 2011 1:24:11 PM

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LadySharon wrote:
just to get at that nasty smelling cooch of hers


How do you know it smells nasty? scratch


This whole thing isn't something I'd condone, but I couldn't condemn it either. She does look happy, and she's not killing anyone but herself. Hell even her husband looks happy. If this is what they like, well... there's worse fetishes out there, in my mind.

Buz
Posted: Sunday, August 21, 2011 8:58:54 PM

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There is an obesity epidemic in America! What's with that? How can those people stand to get so obese? I don't understand. It seems like it would be miserable. At the grocery stores they have those motorized chair shopping carts for the fat people. They sit and motor up and down the aisles loading up the groceries.

And if anyone says there are starving or hungry people in the USA? I say BULLSHIT!!! The poorest people are the fattest! What is up with that? It is actually the best way to tell what class a person is in in the USA. If they are huge they are probably poor, if they are trim and in shape they are probably well off.

Jingle
Posted: Sunday, August 21, 2011 11:19:49 PM

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Buz wrote:
The poorest people are the fattest! What is up with that? It is actually the best way to tell what class a person is in in the USA. If they are huge they are probably poor, if they are trim and in shape they are probably well off.


Oddly enough, vegetables are more expensive than junk food. Where I am, a head of broccoli will cost an average of 2$, where a bag of chips is 1$. A box of snack cakes is 1.99$, and a bag of carrots is 2.99$. Hamburger Helper? Sidekicks? All cheap compared to frozen vegetables.

There's several factors that go into it, everything from cost to the drug-like effects of junk food. All the advertising says the stuff is good and PERFECT for busy lifestyles. It's easy to give in.

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Posted: Monday, August 22, 2011 11:48:00 AM

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Good luck with that! We will have one less idiot on the planet after she dies. And what are they going to do with her body? She can't be cremated because fat doesn't burn. The casket and hole are going to be huge! I have no sympathy for her, she is only doing this to herself and I feel bad for her family to have to watch her do this.

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Posted: Monday, August 22, 2011 12:11:35 PM

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Stupid woman!!!!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, August 22, 2011 12:58:25 PM

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You know, I agree fully with the people who posted here saying that she is only hurting herself...no doubt about that...in the same way that someone who sits around and smokes crack all day long, or drinks until their liver literally rots is "only hurting themselves"...

Here is the quote from the article that struck me though...

"Dr Flite said Susanne’s medical checks showed no current problems, adding: “She’s capable of making her own decisions. I don’t see any psychiatric problems or anything else wrong.”

I mean..."Hello"...here is a woman who is already so fat she can't walk, and she's talking about trying for the 2000 lb. mark, which would make her as big as a Volkswagen...and nobody sees anything wrong?

Maybe it's just me...dontknow


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Posted: Monday, August 22, 2011 5:49:32 PM

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I wanted to start off with "Ain't 'merica great", but I just couldn't do it. It's actually kind of pathetic.
Volition
Posted: Tuesday, August 30, 2011 9:30:19 AM

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Survival of the fittest I'd say. It's essentially suicide. Let her eat her disgusting self to death.
Guest
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Just why would you want to abuse your own body in this way? It's gross.
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An excuse for stuffing her face. There are those that are naturally big and it's not always unhealthy, but this woman decides to abuse herself, to see whether her body can handle it? And I'm gonna stuff my face with chocolate, burgers, fries - basically I'm gonna munch on saturated fat and pure glucose for the rest of my life to see whether my arteries and heart can actually handle it, because I think that what science has proven and what the health care professionals tell me is...well, not very convincing to me, so I shall do humanity a big favour and offer my own body. And I am deffinitely not doing it to get attention.

We have become globally orthorexic, which is so weird since our knowledge of health is at its peak but so is our rate of diseases due to a bad diet?! So to spice things up for us, this lady is going to prove something that we will be sooooo thankful for. What good will it do for us if she can prove that she can survive being elephantly big (and only being able to lie in bed and stuff urself)?!?!?
How.very.exciting.

It's not the size that matters, but what's filling that size. Better to be big and healthy rather than thin & unhealthy.

Sorry for sounding serious, but this does make me wanna kill some =)
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Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 7:55:08 PM

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No I wouldn't donate. Mainly because what she is doing is plan wrong and unhealthy. I don't understand why she would set this goal for herself. She seems to justify it but in all seriousness I wouldn't want that for myself.

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Posted: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 5:50:02 PM

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nicola wrote:


That shouldn't prevent their images showing. It looks like their CSS isn't loading for people not logged in, and the formatting is all over the place too.


Glad that's not the case here ;)
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Posted: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 7:35:09 PM

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I'm really curious to know what this is going to cost the average American taxpayer in the end?
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Posted: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 7:35:40 PM

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WTF is wrong w/ people!? This is totally insane!
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Posted: Thursday, December 01, 2011 8:57:02 AM

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OK, so that caught my attention. Not a bad idea(!) At least she doesn't fret over eating Mars bars and becoming over 110lbs (like me) But then again, can she even use the toilet??? Genuine question..
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I think She should not be judged.... too many pass judgment on others too easily and this is a shame as we are all unique in our own way. What you think is normal others may think is strange.
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