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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 7/28/2011
Posts: 39
Location: Springfield
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What do you prefer? 
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,517
Location: Cakeland, United States
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Everywhere 
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Clumeleon
Joined: 5/13/2011
Posts: 2,966
Location: United Kingdom
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[It's very difficult not to make a "your mum" joke here.] Usually my torso. It depends.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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i usually run to the kitchen to cum after i masturbate but sometimes i dont make it. 
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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Usually on my stomach and chest and sometimes the floor
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 11/16/2009
Posts: 35
Location: missouri, United States
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usually on the screen of my laptop on whatever picture im looking at. or on my chest if im playing on cam for someone!
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/16/2011
Posts: 35
Location: Bent over Tugging in Closet
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I rub it on my cock and go for another one 
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Rank: The Linebacker
Joined: 3/2/2011
Posts: 3,292
Location: Atlanta, United States
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In an envelope and then I mail it to countries with zero population growth.
Please check out my newest story: "10 Items Or Less"http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/10-items-or-less.aspxOr my previous story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-land-of-salvation-and-sin.aspx
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Rank: Constant Gardener
Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,517
Location: Cakeland, United States
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Shower stall seems to work pretty good most of the time. I don't dig on cleaning up cum stains from rugs, carpets, hardwood flooring... Or forgetting to, and having my friends or parents comment on the dry splooge. "What the fuck is all that crap, you slob?"Who knows what they are thinking it was....I just try to avoid those conversations.
The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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Usually masturbate while sitting on toilet, and cum in the shower.
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 5/23/2011
Posts: 78
Location: United States
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I masturbate pretty frequently. When I have time, I lay in bed and masturbate to lush stories or my own thoughts, and cum on my chest and stomach. When I don't have nearly that kind of time, I'll masturbate in the shower when I am particularly aroused. If I find myself ready to burst in the middle of the day, the toilet works just as well.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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Never underestimate the shower - does it for me frequently ...although my keyboard once "got it"  ....fucking space-bar kept sticking after that - AND YES!!!! ...you know who you are ... 
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Rank: Wise Ass
Joined: 11/12/2010
Posts: 4,928
Location: The center of the universe, Canada
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Conny-sure wrote:Never underestimate the shower - does it for me frequently ...although my keyboard once "got it" ....fucking space-bar kept sticking after that - AND YES!!!! ...you know who you are ... Sorry Conny, I thought you were a woman!
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 4/25/2010
Posts: 42
Location: Moore
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Most of the time its downthe shower drain. But sometomes ots on a towel laying pn my chest. Less clean up.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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Dudealicious wrote:Conny-sure wrote:Never underestimate the shower - does it for me frequently ...although my keyboard once "got it" ....fucking space-bar kept sticking after that - AND YES!!!! ...you know who you are ... Sorry Conny, I thought you were a woman! Fuck-you-in-the-ass-booooooooy!!!! - HAHAHAHA ....yeah, I'm sure you thought that Dude!! 
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/14/2011
Posts: 18
Location: United States
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Depends where I am, when I'm outside I let it go, nice to see how much I cum and how it cums out
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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in a shot glass. Im self cleaning
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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Depends on if I am with some one, or where I am. I love to cum on my stomach when laying in bed. I love to shoot all over a womens body. Every part of her.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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generally into a tissue if i miss its generally on my chest, great for target practise lol
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 7/16/2011
Posts: 41
Location: Port Elizabeth, South Africa
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Usually all over the place - always miss the keyboard though!!
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 5/3/2011
Posts: 28
Location: Upstate, United States
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Usually i eat my own cum YUM YUM
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/13/2011
Posts: 304
Location: Top Of The South
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Onto a towel on the floor (Away from keyboards etc)
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 9/11/2010
Posts: 26
Location: upstate, United States
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usually in a paper towel,unless im having phone sex ,then i cum either in the toilet or on my chest,sum usually hits my chin tho
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 1/11/2009
Posts: 15
Location: United States
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In a pair of my ex girlfriend's panties!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Most of the time I use a towel but sometimes I feel kinky n I'll cum on myself
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 10/29/2010
Posts: 18
Location: Ahmedabad, Gujarat, India
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When ever my GF is with me like to cum in her mouth or in her pussy... ;) ... she is amazing in giving a blowjob...
But when she is absent i cum into toilet or in my shorts... ;) ... it feel so good to cum in shorts ....
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 24
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It really all depends on where I am, and what doing. If I'm masturbating for my wife, then I like to cum on her body. Looking at a picture I like to cum on the pic... I really get off cuming on a picture of another man's wife or daughter (18 and up).
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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Usually in the small waste basket near my bed, but during phone sex with my girl I let it shower me. Once got too into it and got both eyes ((she laughed her ass off before cumming again)) ladies you forever have my sympathy and I will never cum on girls face ever unless asked and even then might not.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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Usually in the small waste basket near my bed, but during phone sex with my girl I let it shower me. Once got too into it and got both eyes ((she laughed her ass off before cumming again)) ladies you forever have my sympathy and I will never cum on girls face ever unless asked and even then might not.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,085
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always on some type of tissue..
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