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Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,519
Location: Cakeland, United States
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Kenneth was sunbathing naked upon an appropriate beach in Jamaica. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walked past and said while snickering: "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat." He raised an eyebrow and replied: "If you were better looking it would lift itself."
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 2/3/2010
Posts: 260
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VERY FUNNY!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,594
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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chuckle, chuckle
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/4/2011
Posts: 318
Location: Sitting in Heaven watching you, United States
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VERITAS VOS LIBERABIT
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 4/25/2010
Posts: 33
Location: Gulf Coast Panhandle
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I doff my hat to you, LOL
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 11/2/2010
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Location: United States
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lol
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