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GirlyWorld
Posted: Wednesday, August 31, 2011 5:20:36 AM

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A few months ago, I wrote a rather long-winded story, but I thought it was good enough to publish (I think all my stories are good Whistle ).

Somebody came along and scored me a 3, saying "It was a bit boring." Shock, horror!!! cussing How could they possibly be so nasty? (rant, rant). A while later, someone else came along, scored it another 3, saying, "I agree, it was a bit boring."

Cripes, I guess it really was "a bit boring." At the time it wasn't fun, but at least now I can have a good laugh...

What's the funniest, strangest etc. comment someone has made on one of your stories?

GW.
flytoomuch
Posted: Wednesday, August 31, 2011 5:37:27 AM

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Well not a lot of "strange" or "funny" comments I can recall. The most common comment on my stories is that I "tease" by leaving my readers in undue suspense and fail to deliver the expected sexual release early enough in my stories. The strangest "comment" if you can call it that was an offer to take one of my reader's virginity. I guess my stories got her a little riled up, but I was too slow to take up her offer and now I believe the offer has lapsed due to the intervention of a third party male who has done the deed on my behalf. Seize the day has never rung so true.
SensualDesires83
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:54:00 AM

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For my story, "More Than a One-Night Stand," I had one comment only. It said, "You are definitely a vagina thesaurus. Thanks for sharing x." That definitely is the funniest one I have ever had on any of my stories.


"So don't cry to me.
If you loved me,
You would be here with me.
Don't lie to me,
Just get your things.
I've made up your mind."

--Evanescence
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:30:19 PM

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lafayettemister
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:42:01 PM

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This was the best one I ever got...

mmmmm SO hot! You have successfully changed the climate in my panties from dry to extremely wet with a strong chance of orgasm.






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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:50:40 PM

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Mainly it was a critique about the grammar and punctuation, I have to say, I remember it so well even now!
It was a well known Lush member and I can't remember his name right now, I can see his profile picture but the name eludes me. Anyway what he said about my story, and the 'come on you can do better, your last story was great'

Anyway with me and my writing, I'm too eager to want people to read it; that I forget that writing stories, you have to take your time.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:51:12 PM

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This comment was one of the funniest…

"That was AMAZING! I don't have a FAT ass though!!!!!!!!!!!! But your swagger and bravado IS such a turn on, nature man!"
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:59:33 PM

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I wrote a wee poem recently. It was generally very well received, but I got one comment which sort of sucked:

'Scored with a 1 because: its boring not much to it'

I was so tempted to respond or PM the person, they had just joined the day before and had only commented on one other story
(as far as I know, they've never done anything else - struck me as a bit fishy!)

Anyway, I never responded...
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:07:46 PM

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lafayettemister wrote:
This was the best one I ever got...

mmmmm SO hot! You have successfully changed the climate in my panties from dry to extremely wet with a strong chance of orgasm.


Omg!! love it!!! did you PM her later? *wink*

LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:27:54 PM

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Yahtzee wrote:
lafayettemister wrote:
This was the best one I ever got...

mmmmm SO hot! You have successfully changed the climate in my panties from dry to extremely wet with a strong chance of orgasm.


Omg!! love it!!! did you PM her later? *wink*


yes he did *wink*
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:30:15 PM

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I'm just kidding that wasn't me, but it was a great line.
Sandrine
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 5:10:47 PM

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It wasn't a funny or strange comment, but it was one that stood out for me (in a good way). The comment was: "That detective is one lucky S.O.B"

In custody.

I love baseball!!!


DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 9:59:28 PM

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I get quite a few very "interesting" comments on my stories, especially on sites that allow anonymous comments, but my story "Flight Lessons" gets more than its share, especially from pilots...I had no idea how many pilots read my stories before, which makes me a little suspect about ever getting on a plane again...I'm aware of at least ten pilots who have read it, btw...

It was the first story I ever did any research for, since I never actually flew a plane...I read two short WikiHowTo articles...one on how to take off in a Cessna 172, and another on landing a small plane, the latter mentioned radioing the control tower, if there is one...

When I wrote the story, I couldn't for the life of me remember if the Linden, New Jersey Airport actually had a control tower, and wasn't going to drive past just to find out...but, others apparently knew and picked up on it...

So...the first comment I got on that story was...

"Awful

First, there is no control tower at the Linden, NJ airport. But most important, flying -- and learning to fly -- is serious business. The flight lessons you described have no connection to reality. The instructor instructs, the student flies, from his first lesson. Each time they take off, the instructor's certificate is on the line. Conduct as you described and simple joy riding have no business being in a story about learning to fly an airplane."

This was followed by...

"Lighten up man!
a
To Navigator: lighten up. This is a fantasy story! I'm a pilot too and I know there is no room for her to mount him in the pilot's seat of a 172 but big fucking deal. The story is hot and well done and the instructor sounds quite delicious. Next time she needs to fly and he needs to go down on her."

Which was followed by...

"Good start

Don'r listen to the HATERS. It was a good story and I do know a little about flight lessons most people don't and since this is a fantasy (maybe or maybe not) Do what you want to in the story and I have know Idea were this airport is so I would not know if a tower is there or not. Once again GOOD JOB!!!! JACDADY"

And this one is classic...

"anonymous reader
2010-09-20 13:04:54
The Skyhawk is a spam can. Push/pull throttles are an annoying joke. And its nice to have a safe and RESPONSIBLE instructor - which Captain Fuck Me obviously is not. Women cant fly properly anyway. Imagine trusting your life to someone thats unstable once a month"

And that's just a sample...



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sprite
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 2:24:52 AM

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I forget which story it was, it might even have been a poem, and the remarks have since been stricken, but i recall someone making a comment that was perhaps rude, and hey, to each their own, i let it go, but then someone else commented on their comment and a small flame war erupted in my comments section, the two of them going back and forth at if for a brief time! Now I'm wishing i'd saved all that. :)

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 4:42:18 AM

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This was on my first story & it boasted up my confidence to keep writing.

Nice Sir... Damn good for a fledgling attempt. I'm mighty impressed. Amongst other things.... ...So yea.

I'll always remember this one newb BTW I had to google 'fledgling' never heard this word before so that made me laugh.
lafayettemister
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 6:56:38 AM

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Yahtzee wrote:
lafayettemister wrote:
This was the best one I ever got...

mmmmm SO hot! You have successfully changed the climate in my panties from dry to extremely wet with a strong chance of orgasm.


Omg!! love it!!! did you PM her later? *wink*



Yes, I did thank her personally.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Dudealicious
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 7:24:14 AM

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This one made me smile, and thanks to the person who left it!

"you naughty boy...now go to my room! lol"

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Dancing_Doll
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 1:18:37 PM

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The story that brought me the most entertaining, wild and shocked comments was "The Sex Rehab Diaries: Stacey's Confession".
It was probably the dirtiest story I've written so far and the comments were hilarious.

Here are some of my favourites:

"OMFG, that was so perverted, so sick and twisted, so sexually deviant and filthy! You sick fuck! Pandering to our basest, most vile wicked lusts like that! BRAVO!! BRAVO!! Excuse me while I... stroke... my... aahhhh!! That was wonderful. 5."

"Holy suffering fuck. You really do believe in getting it all out there, don't you Doll? Almost demented in its dirtiness. Beautifully controlled in the telling and outlandish in its content."

"I came in my pants, that's all I have to say:)"


Magical_felix
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 6:51:06 PM

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This guy wants to read about rimjobs written by me for some reason. These comments span more than a year apart.

By: Anonymous
Drugs, a hot latina and assfucking - The Great Trio. You should have one of the dudes convince her to give them rimjobs.

By: Anonymous
This is awesome. I hope you do more stories. I think one has to read them as kind of tongue in cheek. Speaking of which, I'd love to see Jeff trying to talk Carmen into giving him a rimjob.

By: Anonymous
Awesome! But still hoping Carmen will be pursuaded to give out some rimjobs.

This guy doesn't like my premise :(

Anonymous in Fly-over country
Teenager or not, it's a sad little wimp that peeps on a friend's wife and then takes pictures and sends them to another doper. The sex writing was fairly enjoyable, but the story premise sucked. That shit may be cool in California, but in the midwest we put a whuppin on turds like that.

This guy had a decent suggestion.

By: Anonymous
Why would Carmen get on her knees in a bathroom when she could sit on the toilet and finger her pussy while blowing the guy?

Bullshit, man!

Sigmund Freud over here...

By: Anonymous in southwest ohio usa
I think they like boys better by the way they treated that girl. I'm suprised that they didn't suck each others cock off after they fucked that girl up the ass.

Tough critic!

By: Anonymous
Absolute C R A P

Very weird old bat.

By: Barbara
Unbelievably; your erotic story is sooo true to my own student life story!
If only my teacher were as gentle as Mr V, I likely wouldn't have emerged as 'Masochist Slave' slut, in later life? -EG: I squirted lady-cum just after reading this erotic masterpiece, so happy for your heroine that I wept tears of joy, whilst rubbing my geriatric clitoris to another great orgasm!
Contact me if you enjoy anal sex, whilst paddling my wrinkled bum, loving my nipples then tweaking my saggy old titties til I scream for more! Not many men appreciate an eighty-five year old sex-slave, so I'm desperate plus always eternally grateful, for all rough handling plus truly painful but still sensually joyous anal sex! IE: I really need a 14" monsterous COCK?

By: Barbara
Noting that you seem a horny young stud, are you interested in a female friendship, with heaps of anal benefits? Check out erotic stories, written over a decade ago, to see if I'm a suitable female companion. Physically disabled, I can still root like a rattlesnake, especially if you enjoy rampant sadism!

She's a mediator as well.

By: Barbara
Having searched for original ideas in both your profiles; unfortunately we found nothing of interest! DP first drew us in some months ago, when he wrote about Anal Virgin slut "Christine" and her 'head' teacher, but sadly his work has deteriorated ever since! As for the other sad old Guy, his work fails to interest avid dedicated Anal or CFNM fetish practitioners like ourselves! Why can't you vanilla writers understand it, about the thrill of 'masturbation humiliation' or gaining an instant erection due to Anal excitement? My God: If you are both 'past it' why not get together and masturbate with a massive double dildo up both your respective asses, studying a Latin/English Thesaurus as you orgasm simultaniously then sit and write about having a truly worthwhile experience? Alternatively write to Mistress Barbara, or visit Master Kent stark naked, if you dare?

Felix fan to the rescue.

By: Anonymous
Shut the fuck up its a fucking erotic story not a fucking English book! stupid ass

This dude was kinda funny :D

By: Anonymous
Your writing made me feel as if I was right there and I wanted to leave.

Still my favorite comment ever.

By: Anonymous
It reminded me of the movie The Notebook. Touching, bittersweet and full of love, trust, devotion and dignity.

Captain Obvious.

By: Anonymous
None of this story was believable.














WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 8:07:59 PM

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Magical_felix wrote:

[b]This dude was kinda funny :D


By: Anonymous
Your writing made me feel as if I was right there and I wanted to leave.


That is all pretty damned funny shit.

Too bad many of you peeps weren't around here back in November 2009, when I posted the Youtube video: Phone Sex Granny in the forum.

Now that was a classically funny damned few days as I got scolded and schooled by a real sixtyish phone sex operator... um, Former Lush member.

We need more damned funny story comments here!

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 8:32:52 PM

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"OMG! My pussy got sore reading this! You are the best writer I have ever read!!! This is exactly how it would all go down fer sure! I love you NatureBoy! xx B."
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 9:02:53 PM

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You got some real gems there I would say Felix...I think together we could put out a book just of comments...

I decided to post my contest story "The Birthday Party" I wrote for Stories Space, Lush's non-erotic site for any who still don't know, recently on a site which features both erotic and non-erotic stories...

I posted it, of course, in a category clearly marked "non-erotic"...I got this gem of a comment today...


"by Anonymous
09/29/11
What Happen To The Sex

i was thinking that you would have slipped a hard one to your mom.... Unlike other sites, most stories in here includes sex, if you want to write this fiction then go to the Hallmark site"


It's nice to see someone appreciate good writing and not just the sex...eh?


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sprite
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 12:58:19 AM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
You got some real gems there I would say Felix...I think together we could put out a book just of comments...

I decided to post my contest story "The Birthday Party" I wrote for Stories Space, Lush's non-erotic site for any who still don't know, recently on a site which features both erotic and non-erotic stories...

I posted it, of course, in a category clearly marked "non-erotic"...I got this gem of a comment today...


"by Anonymous
09/29/11
What Happen To The Sex

i was thinking that you would have slipped a hard one to your mom.... Unlike other sites, most stories in here includes sex, if you want to write this fiction then go to the Hallmark site"


It's nice to see someone appreciate good writing and not just the sex...eh?


And i meant every word of it! drunken

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
sprite
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 1:02:33 AM

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oh, and then, the story that MF and i did together...

"Very good, indeed! Don't like Jack too much, and think he was well disciplined for errant behavior. Keep up the wonderful stories."

i was tempted to write back and say 'yeah, me either - guy was really asking for it' ;) <3

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 2:12:44 AM

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This one was on my Young Adult Group story

From HarleyRider2273 'With an experience like that I would still be going to church! Great job Sir!'

I chuckled when I read it. I thought same thing as I wrote this story newb Thanks Harley thumbup
Magical_felix
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 8:08:34 AM

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sprite wrote:
oh, and then, the story that MF and i did together...

"Very good, indeed! Don't like Jack too much, and think he was well disciplined for errant behavior. Keep up the wonderful stories."

i was tempted to write back and say 'yeah, me either - guy was really asking for it' ;) <3


I think Jack got a bum rap! I thought he was a pretty swell character!


From the same story. This one made me smile cause he seems to be pointing out that he enjoys the SOLO Sprite! laughing8

Rachel - this story is superb. I think everyone else has already covered what I wanted to say, so I am not going to repeat it here, suffice to say, I love the collaboration idea and the results prove it is a winner. Please don't stop writing on your own though, because your "solo" stories are also breathtakingly sexy. rated this one a five xx



stephanie
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 8:28:59 AM

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A recent comment on my story, 'Falling For Holly, 2'

"hhmmmm,,,i usually really enjoy incest stories,,,but this one not so much,,,,the girl definitely has mental issues and it really takes away from the eroticism,,,if there are more chapters,,,i won't bother reading them."

I confess I don't really know what to think of this..... I certainly didn't write her as being mentally ill, it's a fantasy and 'normal' beliefs and behaviours don't apply, BUT (and I really do appreciate Everyone who bothers to offer feedback...) I'm rather upset that a reader was offended by one of my stories. That would NEVER be my intent...

xx SF

Imbecile! - de som empire
Si nos efforts te delevraient,
Tes baisers ressuseraient
Le cadavere de ton Wampyr! (Baudelaire.)
(I'll ATTEMPT a free translation...)
"Idiot! Even if our efforts were
To deliver you from Her empire,
Your kisses would bring back to life
The corpse of your beloved Vampire."
EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS FRENCH: "THat isn't quite correct..."
Magical_felix
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 8:38:51 AM

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stephanie wrote:

A recent comment on my story, 'Falling For Holly, 2'

"hhmmmm,,,i usually really enjoy incest stories,,,but this one not so much,,,,the girl definitely has mental issues and it really takes away from the eroticism,,,if there are more chapters,,,i won't bother reading them."

I confess I don't really know what to think of this..... I certainly didn't write her as being mentally ill, it's a fantasy and 'normal' beliefs and behaviours don't apply, BUT (and I really do appreciate Everyone who bothers to offer feedback...) I'm rather upset that a reader was offended by one of my stories. That would NEVER be my intent...

xx SF


Come on Steph! I like my girls in incest stories to be of sound mind too! Because incest is so normal. You make incest seem like its a weird thing man!

laughing8






clum
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 8:55:33 AM

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On one of my incest stories, one guys wrote;

"Scored with a 2 because: Stupid."

I tried to prompt him for more constructive criticism but never heard from him again. It was disappointing, but I did laugh.

Every day is a school day.
stephanie
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 8:58:00 AM

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*SULKS*

(I hate you, Magical Felix.....)

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaaaaa!!!!!!

(I love The Cat REALLY!!!!!!)

xx SF

Imbecile! - de som empire
Si nos efforts te delevraient,
Tes baisers ressuseraient
Le cadavere de ton Wampyr! (Baudelaire.)
(I'll ATTEMPT a free translation...)
"Idiot! Even if our efforts were
To deliver you from Her empire,
Your kisses would bring back to life
The corpse of your beloved Vampire."
EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS FRENCH: "THat isn't quite correct..."
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