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Contrary to the popular misconception that professional authors have deadlines and have to stick to them, I believe one of the following has happened:
- She fell in love with a Swedish fisherman, and is busy fishing for herring in the Baltic Sea.
- A tribe of Amazonians kidnapped her, demanding she tells them everything she knows about sex (she may be there some time).
- The triads have taken her hostage, and she's being forced to come up with original fortune cookie messages.
- Someone turned off her modem, and she hasn't been able to figure out how to turn it back on again.
- She's been commissioned to write a sequel to the Top Selling children's book, "Where is the green sheep?" and can't work out which animal and colour to follow it up with.
What are your theories?
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I think Morgan has been sprited away by a Vampire clan who are trying to find out, how Morgan knows so much about
them and other supernaturals. It is also possible that she is being used as a sex councilor by the same group, or maybe
something, erm, more!
Lets just hope we get her back safely, and with more tales to tell.
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Maybe she got a better paying offer from another site... No wait, that couldn't be it...I'm sure there's a simple explanation like she got abducted by aliens or something similar... No problem... 
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I honestly assumed that she's working on a book and trying to meet deadline. That said, i would think she'd have mentioned it, so... maybe Alan scared her away?
 Blondie's been itching to share another adventure sometime soon...
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I believe she joined the Swedish fishing fleet and tried to revive the Viking raiders or she's sidetracked doing research on her upcoming book and been locked in the library reading room
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Whatcha mean she's gone? All you need to read her posts is the secret code she gave to all the really great Lush wri -- uh, never mind. Forget I posted this.
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sprite wrote:maybe Alan scared her away? Hmmm...the other possibility that I wasn't going to mention, you know, just out of politeness is that maybe Rachel has her locked away in a cage somewhere... I guess you just have to look on the bright side...hopefully a good story will come out of it...
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sprite wrote:I honestly assumed that she's working on a book and trying to meet deadline. Preposterous theory! Gallagher and Morgan sent me a postcard from Santorini, they eloped. Apparently the government over there thinks they might have the solution to their national debt crisis. Once they've outlined the plan, they'll be back. Lushstories.com is banned in Greece.
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nicola wrote:sprite wrote:I honestly assumed that she's working on a book and trying to meet deadline. Preposterous theory! Gallagher and Morgan sent me a postcard from Santorini, they eloped. Apparently the government over there thinks they might have the solution to their national debt crisis. Once they've outlined the plan, they'll be back. Lushstories.com is banned in Greece. SHHHH! You weren't supposed to tell. Yeesh.
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nicola wrote:Contrary to the popular misconception that professional authors have deadlines and have to stick to them Pfft. If that were the case, I'd be chained to my desk for hours on end trying to finish writing 3 books and editing a fourth before the end of September. Wait... Quote:What are your theories? I think she's breeding the plot bunnies that keep invading my brain and giving me story ideas when I really, really, REALLY don't need them.
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^  You too are under the cosh? Oh noes!
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Yeah, I noticed Morgan hasn't been around for a couple of weeks now... You didn't accidentally suspend her, did you Nic? Just a thought...
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You've been warned about this so-called, thinking. It strains the brain and scares the children. There's a totally unfounded rumor going around that Morgan is at the pre-season training camp of the, Slippery Sluts, of the LUSH Women's Mud Wrestling League. Probably just wishful thinking, but it could be worth checking out. Any volunteers? 
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Morgan probably got a teaching job at a high school in the worst area of her town that's populated by witches warlocks and vampires who ran away from being in an Anne Rice novel.
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Hogwarts?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:You've been warned about this so-called, thinking. It strains the brain and scares the children. There's a totally unfounded rumor going around that Morgan is at the pre-season training camp of the, Slippery Sluts, of the LUSH Women's Mud Wrestling League. Probably just wishful thinking, but it could be worth checking out. Any volunteers? Thanks for that warning about thinking Mr. Rump...I'll try not to let it happen again... As for volunteers to search the Women's Mud Wrestling Team...all I can say is it's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it... You know Reverend, we could gladly use your help here...but, since your eyesight is now limited, looks like you're going to have to feel your way around...if you catch my drift... Just remember to wash your hands afterwards...you know, like you do after writing...
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nicola wrote:Contrary to the popular misconception that professional authors have deadlines and have to stick to them... Actually, I was teaching a private seminar headed by the current Hogwart's potions master, on the creation of a certain type of love potion. (Did I forget to mention that I'm a Ravensclaw alumni?) Anyway they just showed up at my fireplace without warning, and the next thing I knew I was Flooed to the the coast of East Anglia. They had rented out the Orford Tower... Uh, no not really, though I wish...! Sadly, I really am concentrating on a manuscript. So sorry I've been away so long. It won't be much longer now, seriously!
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MorganHawke wrote:
Sadly, I really am concentrating on a manuscript. So sorry I've been away so long. It won't be much longer now, seriously! i like our theories better - yours, while true, is less entertaining. :) *hugs* miss you! hope it's going well! and, when your back, i have a 300,000 word story i'd like you to give me your opinion on and possibly edit! *giggles*
Blondie's been itching to share another adventure sometime soon...
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sprite wrote:i have a 300,000 word story i'd like you to give me your opinion on and possibly edit! *giggles* Yeah, I got a couple of those myself...and a 400,000 word poem I'd like you to take a look at as well... Welcome back Morgan...people actually noticed you were gone, which is really quite flattering around here btw... And it is a bit of a shame none of those other rumors were true...I have to admit, I was sort of looking forward to seeing you on the Women's Mud Wrestling Team...
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MorganHawke wrote:Sadly, I really am concentrating on a manuscript. So sorry I've been away so long. It won't be much longer now, seriously! Nice to see you Morgan, good luck with the ending (or do you start with the ending and finish by writing the beginning?)  ps. I don't recall telling you I am originally from East Anglia! (Seriously!)
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MorganHawke wrote:
Sadly, I really am concentrating on a manuscript. So sorry I've been away so long. It won't be much longer now, seriously!
Famous last words, love. ;) I'm still in the same boat. Just finished the last book that was on a deadline, and now getting ready to tackle some edits that are, of course, also on a deadline. So I should be around more starting around the 20th, though I'll still be moving and handling all of that nonsense.
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Good to hear GW. Nobody likes deadlines (when you're on the wrong side of them).
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nicola wrote:Good to hear GW. Nobody likes deadlines (when you're on the wrong side of them). I don't mind them too much, but it's been one on top of the other lately, so it's been a little overwhelming. Especially while getting ready to move, selling my house back in the States, etc. But! The light at the end of the tunnel draws nearer! Soooooon...
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That's funny, I'm in rather the same boat. I'm selling my house an hour or so south of Sydney, and moving back to be closer to the centre. It's all rather stressful isn't it!
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nicola wrote:That's funny, I'm in rather the same boat. I'm selling my house an hour or so south of Sydney, and moving back to be closer to the centre. It's all rather stressful isn't it! God, yes. It would be SO MUCH easier if I was on the same continent as the house I'm selling. Being 8,000 miles away from it, and in the process of moving someplace else, makes things a bit...complicated.
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I'm still awaiting my copy Ms Hawke... 
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