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Posted: Thursday, May 28, 2009 12:13:16 PM

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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN
heartofdarkness
Posted: Thursday, May 28, 2009 3:33:39 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.

thats funny i can understand cat and she can understand me.(cant she?)
MMonroe
Posted: Thursday, May 28, 2009 3:46:42 PM

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All of those are true, and perfectly understandable in my opinion! Especially the cat's expression!!

But the eyelash curlers, i dont really see the point.



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darthgoldie
Posted: Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:01:56 PM

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I loved #9 and also add shirts or any other article of favorite clothing! Only women get that!

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Posted: Friday, May 29, 2009 9:51:56 AM

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You gotta have a nice pair of “fat jeans” for those days when you’re so bloated your skin glistens.. angry9 .. evil4
Jason_NYC
Posted: Friday, May 29, 2009 9:56:39 AM

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bikini wax?
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 29, 2009 12:27:12 PM

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No kidding Mara.
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Posted: Friday, May 29, 2009 12:32:36 PM

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#9.....LMAO!

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Posted: Friday, May 29, 2009 4:24:07 PM

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#9 baffles poor hubby so....
on the other #6 does NOT apply to me at all....then again, having a father, uncle and a younger brother who all drive or drove racing cars might make me a bit different than most girls....although I did tell my brother that I could never drive a race car because his fireproof racing boots were blue, and his car is green white and black, and it just does not work! So #9 would come into play here!

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Posted: Friday, May 29, 2009 4:54:20 PM

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I'm happy I'm a cat, not a woman.


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Posted: Saturday, May 30, 2009 3:20:54 AM

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Number 9 should be higher up
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Posted: Saturday, May 30, 2009 8:35:21 AM

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The mystery of number one and Women in general...."Interesting"
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Posted: Sunday, May 31, 2009 12:32:12 PM

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LOL@CQ....lol

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Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 8:37:45 PM

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My fat pants are my favorite Victoria's Secret "Boyfriend" fit sweats!
I love em!
I think the cat facial expressions should be expanded to include other pets too!
Like dogs! They can be expressive sometimes too! lol

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Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 8:45:32 PM

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so true lol


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



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nowheregirl
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 9:32:50 PM

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lol im a women and half that stuff i don't understand.
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I know I am a Woman, but I do not understand any of them!

Especially an eyelash curler and other women.

*Doubles checks birth certificate.... gender... female

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chefkathleen wrote:
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN


Your damn right about the other woment bit...educate me please!!!
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 26, 2010 10:50:49 AM

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Sure understand 1,2 and 9, but I doubt if any man will ever get it. Thought of sending my husband for a Doctorial study in these area's. Does any one think that would work?
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Posted: Monday, July 26, 2010 11:23:46 AM

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Lol I doubt it Whitney. I was talking to my grandparents yesterday on their 60th anniversary and they said they just reached a point of knowing each other ultimately. In a way that they finish each other's sentences and know each others feelings, and can feel each others heartbeat without contact. I asked them how they reached this point and they just simply smiled and said at the same time, "Time." After the initial freak out of them saying it at the same exact moment, it really made sense.
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Posted: Monday, July 26, 2010 12:04:04 PM

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Fat clothes are worn during that time of the month, laundry day and bumming around the house!

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DAM RIGHT !! lol
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LadySharon wrote:
Fat clothes are worn during that time of the month, laundry day and bumming around the house!


and for the holidays, cause really, when you're baking, you gotta sample it to make sure it's fit for company. :)

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Posted: Wednesday, January 05, 2011 6:28:01 AM

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I definitely do not understand other women. Or eyelash curlers. The shoe thing? Heck yes!

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Posted: Saturday, July 16, 2011 10:22:51 PM

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Posted: Sunday, July 17, 2011 1:41:41 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:

10. Cats' facial expressions.


I still don't get this. ahhaha. cats freak me out though.
swollen
Posted: Monday, July 18, 2011 10:14:41 AM

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'Practical knickers' - not that I have any, of course !!!
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Posted: Monday, July 18, 2011 10:33:50 AM

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You in practical knickers? no way........thank God you have not tarnished my image of you!
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Posted: Monday, July 18, 2011 10:33:56 AM

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swollen wrote:
'Practical knickers' - not that I have any, of course !!!


Your don't wear any - thats practical?!

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