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Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 3:39:45 PM

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No more tequila for me, swear you was a girl last night
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 3:52:46 PM

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the tequila was your idea. and how do you think a GIRL can hold this hat up with no strings or hands?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 5:17:46 PM

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Seriously, have you been standing like that all night just waiting for me to wake-up?
playsit
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 6:27:50 PM

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How much did I drink?
poizenivy
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 6:31:53 PM

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Not as much as I did

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

adele
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 11:14:34 PM

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I certainly don't need drinks to want you in my bed!

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 1:33:25 AM

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Mom?
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 2:40:31 AM

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Dude how'd I end up here? Did you slip something in my drink last night? Why am I handcuffed to the bed? Why are my clothes ripped up? Why are you looking at me like that? I have to go pee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 2:44:03 AM

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Did I fall asleep watching cartoon channel?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 2:49:09 AM

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You were right. That chloroform tastes terrible.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 4:56:37 AM

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be a doll and put the kettle on ;)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 5:11:46 AM

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Damn, did I have a good time?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 5:23:09 AM

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Whats my name again?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 5:27:10 AM

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Wrong room, Fred is it?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 5:32:40 AM

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You werent kidding, that IS a great workout.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 6:17:59 AM

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I told you I would do anything for a man in uniform.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 6:21:24 AM

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Could You untie me now
CoyBoy
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 7:15:03 AM

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Mmmm, I know what I'm having for breakfast.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 7:33:12 AM

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Hope you're cooking, I'll have coffee
allisynuna
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 3:14:40 PM

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yum
poizenivy
Posted: Sunday, September 25, 2011 7:58:35 PM

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I think I sprained my tongue

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Guest
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 1:36:19 AM

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why is only the left side of my body shaved?
nellieneska
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 2:25:12 AM

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What the fuck happened to your other eye?

If you can't fuck yourself ... who can you fuck?
RichardScott
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 2:39:08 AM

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And just what DID I say? Why is there a knot in this thing?
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 4:54:29 AM

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wrong room
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 5:00:40 AM

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Man O Man wrong room again BUT lets come up with a plan to win that NEW game newb
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 5:17:54 AM

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nawww not playing its you against E and A good luck haha
poizenivy
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 8:12:58 AM

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Why are you hiding from E and A in my room? They will look here, ya know.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

nellieneska
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 12:46:57 PM

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If you are down for round two, I am so down for round 2

If you can't fuck yourself ... who can you fuck?
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 26, 2011 1:41:54 PM

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Can I join in?
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