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Have you ever masturbated in your classroom
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No, but I did see a girl masturbating in class once. I believe that she thought no one knew what she was doing. I have no idea what the professor talked about that day.
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I saw a woman masturbating in a bar one time. So did everyone else. I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home. Guess what else I found out?
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WellMadeMale wrote:I saw a woman masturbating in a bar one time. So did everyone else.
I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home.
Guess what else I found out? That her name was Lola? (not lusciouslola) That gonorrhea really does burn like fire when you piss? That crabs really do itch? 
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No, but I'm surprised by how often I see guys doing it (secretly, or so they think) in my classes. I mean, if a kid has his eyes closed, both hands under his desk, and his legs are bouncing like he's at a Lady Gaga concert, what do you think he's doing?
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Yes, I did once and then realised that - to my horror - one of my friends could see my. I was mortified. 
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lafayettemister wrote:WellMadeMale wrote:I saw a woman masturbating in a bar one time. So did everyone else.
I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home.
Guess what else I found out? That her name was Lola? (not lusciouslola) That gonorrhea really does burn like fire when you piss? That crabs really do itch? This was funny as hell. I actually chuckled out loud. Scared the cat. 
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When I was in school there was a girl in my class, who would masturbate ALL the time in class. She seemed to think no one noticed but several kids (including me) saw her do it on a daily basis. When people started to tease her about it she denied it but kept right on doing it every day. Eventually a rumor started that she started taking hot dogs from the lunch room to use as a dildo and eventually broke one off inside, requiring a trip to the nurses office. Not sure I believed that one though.
I actually hated it at the time because she would give a boner in class from watching her... Ah, the dreaded classroom boner.
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Never did it in the classroom but did in the school bathrooms.
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I have done it a few times, i have only done it to orgasm in uni lectures though so I think I got away with it, most of the time in the day if I'm horny I'll go to the toilets, less conspicuous haha
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Never did, but nearly - when the typing teacher leaned over me and started rubbing her tits against my shoulder. And she had a fantastic set!
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chefkathleen wrote:lafayettemister wrote:WellMadeMale wrote:I saw a woman masturbating in a bar one time. So did everyone else.
I was the only gentleman to approach her, buy her four more drinks and ask her if she needed a ride to her home.
Guess what else I found out? That her name was Lola? (not lusciouslola) That gonorrhea really does burn like fire when you piss? That crabs really do itch? This was funny as hell. I actually chuckled out loud. Scared the cat. I am with you, young lady. Had me laughing out loud too!!!!!!  
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yes, especially when my teacher is wearing sexy clothes that are revealing
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OMG!! I thought you meant should they teach masturbation in school, like in health class or sex ed, LOL!! I really did!!!
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I have been to two different colleges and one high school and I've never had a single female teacher or instructor who was physically attractive (to me) or proactively and overtly flirtatious. I do envy these 16 to 18 yr old young men who are banging their pretty hot 21 to 33 year old high school teachers. Gawddamned lucky bastidges. And then they gotta go and tell everyone about it and get the nympho-biology instructor in a shit load of trouble.
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once my bf dared me to masturbate to orgasm in a boring lecture. I did - with him watching me.
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Yes I did do in high school but the male teacher was very good looking an sporty so I am excused lol
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What? Masturbate in class Never?
There was this one time in a lecture a bunch of us (girls and guys) sat in the back of the hall just fingering or stroking away under those fold down lap desks. One of the girls let out a super loud moan at one point and we all stopped. LOL it was pretty funny.
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No but I've been fingered in the class room once by this boy. He wasn't exactly mr popular but he was cute and one day in class he moved his chair closer to mine and just stuck his hand in my pants. I didn't exactly object. I just sat back and tried not to moan loud.
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Mari84 wrote:No, but I'm surprised by how often I see guys doing it (secretly, or so they think) in my classes. I mean, if a kid has his eyes closed, both hands under his desk, and his legs are bouncing like he's at a Lady Gaga concert, what do you think he's doing? does it get you horny knowing hes stroking it thinking of you ? do u ever tease them ? u say u never did it in classroom , do u go home and do it thinking of ur student jerking off ? if there were teachers like u when i was in school id be a brain surgeon by now .
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OHHHHH HELL YES lol. Skirts are amazingness :)
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Yeah, only once but I loved it. Don't know how I stayed quiet.
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ya,i have done that during my school days,without removing my pants.the worst part is iam unable to cover my stained crotch area,my english teacher was so hot
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Been close, but never quite liked the idea of masturbating that publicly. A girl did it to me once but I didn't cum. I did it to her in the next class. In retrospect I think she may have, but I was in high school and didn't really have the knowledge base to know if she did. At that point in my sexual experience, I'd wager that if she did it was the situation more than my brilliant hand-work, but who knows. I let it puff up my ego now and then.
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