Mine is actually a drink...I had started writing a couple of years ago using the name Exakta66, because I collect Exakta cameras and was using that name for everything else I did on the net...

Then I found out last year that Exakta is an active registered trademark, and thought it best to change it...my girlfriend Nancy suggested the DirtyMartini name, and I agreed it seemed like a good choice...a hint of "dirtiness" without being too dirty...

Heck, she likes the drink so much I even wrote her a poem about it...
http://www.storiesspace.com/stories/poetry/the-dirty-martini.aspx

Btw, I thought we had a similar thread before...but can't find it, so maybe not...

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I read about a week ago, that a guy who used the word "Speedo" in his username and his web site/blog. Because it was associated with gay and bi-sexual sites, Speedo is now taking him to court. So, good call DM

When I first joined, I used the name mystique. I got pm after pm requesting my time to pleasure them, so the very next day, I deleted that account and tried to think of a really fucking ugly name LOL and that is how I became Fugly Not one request for cyber for the first day and only a small handful since then!!!

Mine is simple. I am Awen's Mom. I use this screen name for lots of things. It has no sexual meaning. I chose it purely out of habit. Awen is pronounced "A when". It's from lord of the rings, but it was the old english Lady Eowyn in the book. I found awen in the scottish dictionary. Meaning inspiration and poetic muse. I have the symbol for the word it tattooed between my breasts like a pendant. I have sat for 3+ hr tattoo sittings, but that little symbol that took 15 min was my most painful. Fitting I think. Ok, maybe it wasn't so simple :)

Chose my towns name & zipcode here in Western Pennsylvania hoping perhaps to make contacts with others in my area that enjoyed Erotic Writings ..... but no such luck as of yet . Guess I'm really not suprised just perhaps a little disappointed .

I have curly hair and girl parts, which are my own and original to me. ;) (For some reason, felt I needed to qualify that)

In the games forums:
What were you thinking?

My new love for Hypnotic. Yummy.
Fabulous blue drink I love poolside.
Borning yes I know.

Shibui objects appear to be simple overall but they include subtle details, such as textures, that balance simplicity with complexity.
This balance of simplicity and complexity ensures that one does not tire of a shibui object but constantly finds new meanings and enriched beauty that cause its aesthetic value to grow over the years.

I got my name from one of the greatest wrestlers of all-time, “Nature Boy” Ric Flair.

As you can tell I'm from Texas. The honey thing came from my fiance` who says my juices taste like honey and he loves to dip into my honeypot and I love honey. Its my favorite treat and could eat it on just about anything, lol.

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Nothing exciting about my nick. My real name is Susan, and I'm too old to try and be anything I'm not. So..I'm "simply" me...

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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I noticed the word 'swollen' is, not surprisingly, used in quite a lot of Lush stories - and I was hooked !!!

I sometimes worry that I may meet someone in my 'real life' and mistakingly introduce myself by my pseudonym- imagine !!

I wanted to use HumongousDickhead, but it was a bit too close to the truth and fortunately, also in use when I signed up. And, due to the limited number of characters we can use when choosing our own screen name, I could only label myself as that whom I wanted to be, when I grow up. NeedyHungryCodependent1960MustachioedCunt was a few letters too many.

In reality, I'm a hunchbacked, pre-operative transvestite - retired (2001) aspiring 2 handicap LPGA pursuant. I also have a few semi-diabolic, anti-social, manic-depressive tendencies, but I almost have them under control 16x7x365 with select self-medications and plenty of booze. I created all my photographs using Poser 5.0, Bryce 5.0 & Adobe 6.0 in 2003.

I chose dichotomy over factuality for my Lush personae.

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The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald

My screen name comes from a nickname I had that derived from haircuts I used to get in high school when I played football and baseball. It gets very hot and humid here in the deep south so a nearly shaved haircut was most comfortable when wearing helmets.

I thought about other screen names, maybe something from one of my past lives, Jezebel, Spartacus, Rasputin, Ghengis Khan or Anne Bolyn.

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Please check out my newest story: "10 Items Or Less"
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/10-items-or-less.aspx
Or my previous story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-land-of-salvation-and-sin.aspx

My name comes from how much trouble I'm in:

"I heard you were up to your neck in it"
"no, it's only just overmykneenow"

I don't know what you were thinking

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The hubby, Pink Floyd Fan, calls me crazy diamond, tells me its my song and often tells me to Shine on! But upon reflection at the roger waters wall concert he retorted and said: "actually ... Young lust suits you better!"
but Crazy Diamond stuck, on Lush anyway.....

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