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I used to teach web & graphics design and video editing to priests and nuns. lol. That's probably the most random thing I can say about myself.
I probably have a golden ticken to heaven now. *cough*
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sluttyvirgin wrote:Hmmm... I may be the only 18 yr old girl who doesnt believe in fairy tale endings. Even when I was little I hated disney movies like Cinderalla and Snow white because it all seemed so fake. (Though I would watch Sleeping Beauty repeatedly just bcuz prince philip is drop dead gorgeous) I'm a complete cynic, really. Who the hell is Mr. Perfect? I dont believe in love, only lasting infatuation :) ditto on Prince Philip. haha
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Location: In my home
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I can touch my nose with my tongue
"Trying to find something in my head is like watching an episode of Hoarders!"
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I can't sleep in the same bed with a woman, unless she is in my arms. If she is not in my arms, I toss and turn and wonder what is wrong, is she mad! Not just 1night, every night. My last girlfriend sleep in the guest room, so she wouldn't have to snuggle.
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Posts: 5,522
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i love to kiss.....( well who doesn't)
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I never wear pyjamas
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i was mistaken for a drive by shooter once
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i have never fucked a girl in the ass ever (frankly i don;t want too either)
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Posts: 108
Location: I am here, You are there!
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I'm kind of a jack of all trades. I have rebuilt engines, worked on transmissions, I can do body and paint on a car, carpentry, electrical, plumbing, welding, glass replacement, almost anything mechanical, siding and shingles, etc. The list goes on. I enjoy learning how to do new things.
The decisions we make dictate the life we have.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Graduated from high school with three foreign languages, I have a BA in English Lit, and a Masters in Education
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 9,523
Location: Cakeland, United States
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I still wear the same 32x36 sized jeans as I wore when I was 23 years old. They are not even snug, and no belt required. Finding new 32x36 denim jeans, inside the retailing outlets of Cakeland is another story altogether. Damned near fcking impossible.
 The best thing you can do for your fellow,
next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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Joined: 10/15/2010
Posts: 2,129
Location: United States
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I love New York City!
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Joined: 7/8/2011
Posts: 254
Location: Somewhere out here...send a map I\'m lost again.
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I have several tattoos, and no, none of them are 'tramp stamps'
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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WellMadeMale wrote:I still wear the same 32x36 sized jeans as I wore when I was 23 years old. They are not even snug, and no belt required. Finding new 32x36 denim jeans, inside the retailing outlets of Cakeland is another story altogether.
Damned near fcking impossible. my husband wears 29x34s...find those.. grrrr
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I can open bottles of beer with my toes !!! FACT 
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I have grown more since my 18th birthday (5 inches in 3 years) then I did from my 12th to 18th birthdays.
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I once got deported back home from Ibiza whilst on a lads holiday 7 hours after landing at the airport with 4 of my friends. I believe that maybe some kind of record lol
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I threw a frisbee off the rim of the Grand Canyon once. It flew a loooooooong time! Ha!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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I once worked as a stripper
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 8/3/2011
Posts: 164
Location: Earthlyoblivion, United States
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I once was a scientist.
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Joined: 9/6/2011
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I Love to read cheesy books about Zombies.
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i love the smell of coffee breath. not really interesting but if gives me something to talk about
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Rank: Lurker
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I called both numbers CG gave me to get naked photos of her, and neither was operational, so I cried myself to sleep. Shame on CG.
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imhapless wrote:I called both numbers CG gave me to get naked photos of her, and neither was operational, so I cried myself to sleep. Shame on CG. You tried both (555)SHAVE4U and (555)FUCKYOU and they didn't work? That's curious; I'll have to get in touch with my long distance provider. I'll get back to you on that, Hap!!! 
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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I am a grandmother
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 2,667
Location: Ohio
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It only took me 12 1/2 years to complete my schooling.
Kindergarten was only half a day.
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i love driving fast cars! :-) x
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Joined: 6/15/2011
Posts: 38
Location: All Capps, United States
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I played (American) Football and ran track in college.
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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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I just met my 1st 2 lushies IRL this week!
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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