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joanne84
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 7:41:12 PM

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Joined: 6/30/2011
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I used to teach web & graphics design and video editing to priests and nuns. lol. That's probably the most random thing I can say about myself.

I probably have a golden ticken to heaven now. *cough*
joanne84
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 7:45:59 PM

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Posts: 124
sluttyvirgin wrote:
Hmmm... I may be the only 18 yr old girl who doesnt believe in fairy tale endings. Even when I was little I hated disney movies like Cinderalla and Snow white because it all seemed so fake. (Though I would watch Sleeping Beauty repeatedly just bcuz prince philip is drop dead gorgeous) I'm a complete cynic, really. Who the hell is Mr. Perfect? I dont believe in love, only lasting infatuation :)


ditto on Prince Philip. haha
GreenEyes2
Posted: Friday, August 26, 2011 10:08:18 PM

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Joined: 6/18/2011
Posts: 122
Location: In my home
I can touch my nose with my tongue

"Trying to find something in my head is like watching an episode of Hoarders!"
benscrane
Posted: Saturday, August 27, 2011 4:13:58 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 9/5/2010
Posts: 53
Location: tampa
I can't sleep in the same bed with a woman, unless she is in my arms. If she is not in my arms, I toss and turn and wonder what is wrong, is she mad! Not just 1night, every night. My last girlfriend sleep in the guest room, so she wouldn't have to snuggle.
thesilkyknot
Posted: Saturday, August 27, 2011 11:44:56 AM

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Joined: 2/23/2011
Posts: 5,520
i love to kiss.....( well who doesn't)
Guest
Posted: Saturday, August 27, 2011 11:54:20 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 530,465
I never wear pyjamas
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 27, 2011 3:15:24 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 530,465
i was mistaken for a drive by shooter once
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 27, 2011 3:25:53 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 530,465
i have never fucked a girl in the ass ever (frankly i don;t want too either)
Kornpopper
Posted: Tuesday, September 27, 2011 6:22:19 PM

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Joined: 4/7/2011
Posts: 108
Location: I am here, You are there!
I'm kind of a jack of all trades. I have rebuilt engines, worked on transmissions, I can do body and paint on a car, carpentry, electrical, plumbing, welding, glass replacement, almost anything mechanical, siding and shingles, etc. The list goes on. I enjoy learning how to do new things.

The decisions we make dictate the life we have.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
poizenivy
Posted: Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:02:00 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 9,099
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
Graduated from high school with three foreign languages, I have a BA in English Lit, and a Masters in Education

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:45:28 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,281
Location: Cakeland, United States
I still wear the same 32x36 sized jeans as I wore when I was 23 years old. They are not even snug, and no belt required. Finding new 32x36 denim jeans, inside the retailing outlets of Cakeland is another story altogether.

Damned near fcking impossible.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 27, 2011 9:58:20 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 530,465
I love New York City!
Simply_Susan
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:14:14 AM

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Joined: 7/9/2011
Posts: 254
Location: Somewhere out here...send a map I\'m lost again.
I have several tattoos, and no, none of them are 'tramp stamps'

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:49:03 AM

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Posts: 530,465
WellMadeMale wrote:
I still wear the same 32x36 sized jeans as I wore when I was 23 years old. They are not even snug, and no belt required. Finding new 32x36 denim jeans, inside the retailing outlets of Cakeland is another story altogether.

Damned near fcking impossible.


my husband wears 29x34s...find those.. grrrr
swollen
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:48:35 AM

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Joined: 5/27/2010
Posts: 1,001
I can open bottles of beer with my toes !!! FACT

Regaeman Man
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 5:36:04 AM

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I have grown more since my 18th birthday (5 inches in 3 years) then I did from my 12th to 18th birthdays.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 7:07:26 AM

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I once got deported back home from Ibiza whilst on a lads holiday 7 hours after landing at the airport with 4 of my friends. I believe that maybe some kind of record lol
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 10:12:00 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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I threw a frisbee off the rim of the Grand Canyon once. It flew a loooooooong time! Ha!
poizenivy
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 12:50:49 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
I once worked as a stripper

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Earthlyoblivion
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 1:26:37 PM

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Joined: 8/3/2011
Posts: 164
Location: Earthlyoblivion, United States
I once was a scientist.
hypnotic3206
Posted: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 5:19:43 PM

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Joined: 9/6/2011
Posts: 28
I Love to read cheesy books about Zombies.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 4:02:02 PM

Rank: Lurker

Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 530,465
i love the smell of coffee breath. not really interesting but if gives me something to talk about
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 6:11:26 PM

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Contrary to popular belief, and Hap's bogus post, I am ALWAYS closed for business on Easter Sunday!! evil4 evil4 evil4
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 6:14:28 PM

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Posts: 530,465
I called both numbers CG gave me to get naked photos of her, and neither was operational, so I cried myself to sleep. Shame on CG.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 6:18:35 PM

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imhapless wrote:
I called both numbers CG gave me to get naked photos of her, and neither was operational, so I cried myself to sleep. Shame on CG.


You tried both (555)SHAVE4U and (555)FUCKYOU and they didn't work? That's curious; I'll have to get in touch with my long distance provider. I'll get back to you on that, Hap!!! evil5
poizenivy
Posted: Thursday, September 29, 2011 6:49:13 PM

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Joined: 8/5/2011
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Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
I am a grandmother

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

scooter
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 1:31:31 AM

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Joined: 2/24/2010
Posts: 2,689
Location: Ohio
It only took me 12 1/2 years to complete my schooling.
Kindergarten was only half a day.
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 1:51:34 AM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
Posts: 530,465
i love driving fast cars! :-) x
lucky15
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 4:49:55 AM

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Joined: 6/15/2011
Posts: 38
Location: All Capps, United States
I played (American) Football and ran track in college.
adele
Posted: Friday, September 30, 2011 7:21:40 PM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
I just met my 1st 2 lushies IRL this week!

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


-- The Diamond Sutra
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