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DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, October 02, 2011 2:58:28 AM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,790
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
clum wrote:
On one of my incest stories, one guys wrote;

"Scored with a 2 because: Stupid."



I got the same exact comment, btw...on my incest poem...except it was actually "Scored with a 1 because: Stupid."...

One story of mine that often collects some very memorable feedback is my story "Hostage"...unfortunately it got rejected by this fine site known as Lush, and I'm not really sure why...it's such a sweet love story...

The tag line is "Girls taken hostage, videotaped for money"...

Anyway, here are some comments that were left on that bad boy...

Anonymous
11/30/09
Fiction But please

I know about the Stockholm syndrome but this is a little too much fiction. I just didn't see any way the women would just go home and forget about the whole thing. I will say that it made me want to read some of your other works. I don't think they could be much worse. I think you are much better than this story. Please keep writing.

by Anonymous
09/26/10
What garbage..you are a pathetic piece of shit.

by Anonymous
12/14/10
cool

interesting piece. well done!

by Tempezt
01/27/11
Hmm...

Interesting piece... not at all like your usual stuff, but I like the raw feel, just feels real. I can visualise a lost, slightly drug-fucked young man telling his version of these events.

by Tempezt
01/27/11
And...

..... you are not a pathetic piece of shit ;)

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Mister_E
Posted: Sunday, October 02, 2011 4:36:19 PM

Rank: Rookie Scribe

Joined: 3/15/2011
Posts: 8
Location: United Kingdom
I've had two memorable comments. Both were made by 'critics' who hadn't published anything themselves (on Lush).

Each started 'Gave it 3 because:'.

No. 1 merely said. 'avg'. Most helpful and constructive. So I took it to mean Almost Very Good!

No. 2 said 'too much fanase'. God knows what that's supposed to mean!

In both cases the votes and comments from others were very positive.

Any comment is supposed to be better than none but in these cases I do wonder.
stephanie
Posted: Monday, October 03, 2011 3:50:50 AM

Rank: Bohemian

Joined: 1/1/2010
Posts: 4,873
Location: Dublin, Ire., Ireland


Like Mother Like Daughter
Message:
Wow.....I've been jerking off for an hour now reading and re-reading your Like Mother Like Daughter Episodes. Your description of the women's pussies is first rate....


(Well...... Thanks, I guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

xx SF

Imbecile! - de som empire
Si nos efforts te delevraient,
Tes baisers ressuseraient
Le cadavere de ton Wampyr! (Baudelaire.)
(I'll ATTEMPT a free translation...)
"Idiot! Even if our efforts were
To deliver you from Her empire,
Your kisses would bring back to life
The corpse of your beloved Vampire."
EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS FRENCH: "THat isn't quite correct..."
Paddler
Posted: Monday, October 03, 2011 9:19:32 AM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 12/22/2010
Posts: 38
Dirty Martini,

Congratulations of pushing those folks over the edge. If pornography doesn't push the limits of the acceptable or the personal buttons of some, what good is it? Besides getting people off and giving them new ideas, I mean.

Paddler

Paddling works three ways:

* Me on top
* You on top
* On the water
ArtAngel
Posted: Monday, October 03, 2011 1:21:06 PM

Rank: Forum Guru

Joined: 9/4/2010
Posts: 1,253
Location: Sunny,Serene, Caribbean Islands, Cayman Islands
lafayettemister wrote:
Yahtzee wrote:
lafayettemister wrote:
This was the best one I ever got...

mmmmm SO hot! You have successfully changed the climate in my panties from dry to extremely wet with a strong chance of orgasm.


Omg!! love it!!! did you PM her later? *wink*



Yes, I did thank her personally.


wow..thats definetly a WINNER...if we all got some like that...we may never stop writing..kudos
I really get many GREAT comments too..love the inspiration from my friends
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, October 03, 2011 5:40:49 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

Joined: 10/19/2009
Posts: 5,790
Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
Paddler wrote:
Dirty Martini,

Congratulations of pushing those folks over the edge. If pornography doesn't push the limits of the acceptable or the personal buttons of some, what good is it? Besides getting people off and giving them new ideas, I mean.

Paddler


Oh, I've been known to push a few folks over the edge alright...in fact, one of my poems "I Woke Up With A Fat Chick" set the record on one site for number of comments...134 to be exact, discussing everything from the rights of fat people, to first amendment issues, the concept of humor, political correctness, and perhaps a few other things I can't recall...

Apparently not everyone saw the humor in it, though almost all did...I'd post those comments, but it would fill up a page...or two...


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rxtales
Posted: Sunday, October 09, 2011 2:36:02 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 11/28/2008
Posts: 2,589
Location: Newcastle, United Kingdom
On another site one of my stories got the comment:

"Pregnant women are gross. Your story is anything but erotic, it made me puke in my mouth a little."

Charming...
xHollster
Posted: Sunday, October 09, 2011 12:16:13 PM

Rank: Active Ink Slinger

Joined: 7/29/2011
Posts: 13
This was one of my strangest.
Hello Holly, i like your story Almost caught out

I am looking for a 18 years old girl that will let me watch her play with that sweet young pussy of hers well that wont happen be i can still think about it to see her make love to her sweet young pussy and to make her body doing the things that only she can do i like your story and it did makd my cock move as i was reading your story and some sweet pussy lub run out of me i found it oh so sweet hot that your mom all most walk in on you so what would have your mom done if she would have seen you with your legs open and your toy in side your sweet young pussy oh my do you think she would have watch you and ask if she could help oh my i like your nasty mine will you tell me soome more

kisskiss cumonmesweetpuss dont stop now your good how about you walking in on her in your bedroom and she had found you toys and she had her lges wide open tell me some more
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