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lafayettemister
Posted: Wednesday, October 19, 2011 2:28:58 PM

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“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.”

The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”

“Yes, Father, it is.”

“And who was the girl you were with?”

“I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”

"Well, Joey, I”m sure to find out her name sooner or later
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

“I cannot say.”

“Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?”

“I”ll never tell.”

“Was it Nina Capelli?”

“I”m sorry, but I cannot name her.”

“Was it Cathy Piriano?”

“My lips are sealed.”

“Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?”

“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.”

The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped,
and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for four months.
Now you go and behave yourself.”

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco
slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”

“Four months vacation and five good leads.”







When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 19, 2011 2:32:03 PM

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laughing3
AngelHeart01
Posted: Wednesday, October 19, 2011 2:33:59 PM

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HAHAHA .. now that was funny! I don't care who you are :)
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 19, 2011 2:38:46 PM

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LIKE!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 19, 2011 2:47:01 PM

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Ha! He sounds like a Lushie in the making!!! ;)
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 19, 2011 2:58:49 PM

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Ah, very good LM, made me smile!!
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 19, 2011 3:49:53 PM

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What a clever boy
SirSpanksAlot80
Posted: Wednesday, October 19, 2011 7:25:37 PM

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Lfunny GOOD ONE
Jingle
Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2011 9:49:15 AM

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That was very cute. evil4

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