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Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 4:42:29 PM

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trunk of goodies.

It was dark in Hap's garage, and unfortunately,,,
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Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 7:01:34 PM

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It was dark in Hap's garage, and unfortunately he tripped and fell in his trunk and the top slammed shut.

Poor Hap was locked in his trunk of goodies by himself, so...
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Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 7:07:17 PM

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Poor Hap was locked in his trunk of goodies by himself, so he naturally began to rummage through.

To his great surprise and dismay...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 7:25:23 PM

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To his great surprise and dismay, he realized he forgot his x-large bottle of lube at 1redheadrapunzel's place when he beat his hasty retreat.

He decided to make due, so he spit in his palm and...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 22, 2011 8:45:36 PM

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...spit in his palm and said the magic words, and "Shazam" -- he was at a tropical isle with a dozen lovely Lush ladies waiting on him hand and foot. Little had anyone known...
Helen_Bunny
Posted: Sunday, October 23, 2011 3:48:44 PM

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... That most of them we're lesbian predators waiting for ladies to come so they could feast on them. He could see from a far the bar "Men Bar" probably filled with the only men on the isle. As her walked inside the bar, the full bar with men he could see...
DUBOIS15801
Posted: Wednesday, October 26, 2011 7:07:03 PM

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Meanwhile back in Lushville the lovelies are hard at it preparing for the upcomming Annual FALL NUTBUTTER FESTIVAL .... rumor has it our next " Nutbutter Queen " shall be noneother than the lovely ......
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, October 26, 2011 7:55:19 PM

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Baby Batter Betty. That girl could suck a ...

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adele
Posted: Wednesday, October 26, 2011 8:17:18 PM

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That girl could suck a vaccuum cleaner dry. the festival was scheduled to begin.....

There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.


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Michael
Posted: Wednesday, October 26, 2011 8:22:49 PM

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the festival was scheduled to begin..... once the vacuum bag had been changed.

Since the power lines were glowing amber in the jade garden...

DUBOIS15801
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 9:18:44 AM

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Since the powerlines were glowing amber in tha jade garden a crowd had gathered in anticipation of the upcomming announcement of who would become Lushvilles new Nutbutter Queen , the competition was stiff between the three finalists .......
Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 10:24:09 AM

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The competition was stiff between the three finalists: Dudealicious, Lafayettemister, and Imhapless all dressed in drag.

To help with the scoring to determine the new Nutbutter "Queen," the women...
DUBOIS15801
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 10:44:30 AM

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the women asked for volunteers to sample and comment on each of the three finalists hand churned Nutbutter entries ... in a flash
lafayettemister
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 11:07:51 AM

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In a flash, CG was on her knees in front of the finalist. Naked and with her tongue out for each sample.

Then without warning....





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Dudealicious
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 11:09:48 AM

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Then without warning, LM shot his load all over Hap.

Causing him to...

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 11:22:56 AM

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Then without warning, LM shot his load all over Hap causing him to burst into tears because his new satin ball gown was just ruined!

LM felt so bad that he offered to...
DUBOIS15801
Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 12:22:44 PM

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LM felt so bad he offered to immediately enroll himself into the premature ejaculation therapy class hosted by noneother than the renowned .........
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Posted: Thursday, October 27, 2011 7:28:38 PM

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expert Telltale, who always came prematurely, which is why he was the expert. But Hap ripped off his clothes, and said "Enough of this, I'm going after CG....
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 28, 2011 3:33:27 AM

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At the sight of a naked Hap, CG shrieked and ran for the hills leaving a trail of.....
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Posted: Friday, October 28, 2011 7:50:08 AM

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CG shrieked and ran for the hills leaving a trail of breadcumbs, so she could find her way home, because she has a really lousy sense of direction.

Devil's Night was coming up, so the Lushies thought it would be fun to...

Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 29, 2011 12:27:12 PM

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the lushies thought it would be fun to dress up in costumes and throw a wild party but......
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Posted: Saturday, October 29, 2011 1:52:32 PM

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but someone had stolen all of the costumes they had picked out and replaced them with slutty school girl costumes. When SP and CG saw that....
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 29, 2011 5:46:37 PM

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When SP and CG saw that, they decided it would be more fun to play pranks anyway.

They gathered up TP, eggs, silly string, Playboy magazines, the directions to Hap's house, and...
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 30, 2011 1:32:13 PM

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and... a small elephant, they needed the pachyderm because...
DUBOIS15801
Posted: Sunday, October 30, 2011 6:50:57 PM

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they needed a pachyderm because ... well because an Elephant never forgets ! .... And this was going to be one night to be remembered , you see the plan was .......................................
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 31, 2011 7:54:49 AM

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you see the planned was thwarted...because as SP and CG were loading the elephant, their attention was drawn to the elephants rather large.....
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 31, 2011 8:22:26 AM

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the elephants rather large...ummm, ears. the ears reminded them of.........
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 31, 2011 8:28:37 AM

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ears reminded them of Hap's awesome personality. SP said to CG "I wish Hap were here right now so that I could...
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 31, 2011 10:37:33 AM

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get him to do all the work.

Cg and Sp finished loading and went to get a...
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Posted: Monday, October 31, 2011 4:24:37 PM

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its cum and i start lapping at the cup then hell with go for it and down the whole thing

when i want to really be munched N hunched i......

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