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trunk of goodies.
It was dark in Hap's garage, and unfortunately,,,
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Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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It was dark in Hap's garage, and unfortunately he tripped and fell in his trunk and the top slammed shut.
Poor Hap was locked in his trunk of goodies by himself, so...
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Poor Hap was locked in his trunk of goodies by himself, so he naturally began to rummage through.
To his great surprise and dismay...
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To his great surprise and dismay, he realized he forgot his x-large bottle of lube at 1redheadrapunzel's place when he beat his hasty retreat.
He decided to make due, so he spit in his palm and...
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...spit in his palm and said the magic words, and "Shazam" -- he was at a tropical isle with a dozen lovely Lush ladies waiting on him hand and foot. Little had anyone known...
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... That most of them we're lesbian predators waiting for ladies to come so they could feast on them. He could see from a far the bar "Men Bar" probably filled with the only men on the isle. As her walked inside the bar, the full bar with men he could see...
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Meanwhile back in Lushville the lovelies are hard at it preparing for the upcomming Annual FALL NUTBUTTER FESTIVAL .... rumor has it our next " Nutbutter Queen " shall be noneother than the lovely ......
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Baby Batter Betty. That girl could suck a ...
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next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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That girl could suck a vaccuum cleaner dry. the festival was scheduled to begin.....
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And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
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the festival was scheduled to begin..... once the vacuum bag had been changed. Since the power lines were glowing amber in the jade garden...
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Since the powerlines were glowing amber in tha jade garden a crowd had gathered in anticipation of the upcomming announcement of who would become Lushvilles new Nutbutter Queen , the competition was stiff between the three finalists .......
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The competition was stiff between the three finalists: Dudealicious, Lafayettemister, and Imhapless all dressed in drag.
To help with the scoring to determine the new Nutbutter "Queen," the women...
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the women asked for volunteers to sample and comment on each of the three finalists hand churned Nutbutter entries ... in a flash
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In a flash, CG was on her knees in front of the finalist. Naked and with her tongue out for each sample. Then without warning....
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Then without warning, LM shot his load all over Hap. Causing him to...
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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Then without warning, LM shot his load all over Hap causing him to burst into tears because his new satin ball gown was just ruined!
LM felt so bad that he offered to...
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LM felt so bad he offered to immediately enroll himself into the premature ejaculation therapy class hosted by noneother than the renowned .........
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expert Telltale, who always came prematurely, which is why he was the expert. But Hap ripped off his clothes, and said "Enough of this, I'm going after CG....
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At the sight of a naked Hap, CG shrieked and ran for the hills leaving a trail of.....
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CG shrieked and ran for the hills leaving a trail of breadcumbs, so she could find her way home, because she has a really lousy sense of direction.
Devil's Night was coming up, so the Lushies thought it would be fun to...
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the lushies thought it would be fun to dress up in costumes and throw a wild party but......
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but someone had stolen all of the costumes they had picked out and replaced them with slutty school girl costumes. When SP and CG saw that....
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When SP and CG saw that, they decided it would be more fun to play pranks anyway.
They gathered up TP, eggs, silly string, Playboy magazines, the directions to Hap's house, and...
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and... a small elephant, they needed the pachyderm because...
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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they needed a pachyderm because ... well because an Elephant never forgets ! .... And this was going to be one night to be remembered , you see the plan was .......................................
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you see the planned was thwarted...because as SP and CG were loading the elephant, their attention was drawn to the elephants rather large.....
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the elephants rather large...ummm, ears. the ears reminded them of.........
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ears reminded them of Hap's awesome personality. SP said to CG "I wish Hap were here right now so that I could...
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get him to do all the work.
Cg and Sp finished loading and went to get a...
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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its cum and i start lapping at the cup then hell with go for it and down the whole thing when i want to really be munched N hunched i......
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