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PrettyMom
Posted: Friday, October 28, 2011 11:51:16 PM

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Beavis and Butthead have returned to MTV with new episodes. So I thought we should have a thread to discuss or post you favorite lines/quotes.
I had forgotten how hilarious they are. Truly the perfect show to watch when your brain has already gone to sleep and you need a good laugh before bed.

My favorite conversation this evening:
Beavis: “Pornography? What’s that?”
Butt-Head: “Uh, I think that’s like the study of porn.”
Beavis: “Oh yeah. This guy is a pornologist.”

If you missed it you can catch up here or find the part you liked most:
http://www.geekosystem.com/running-diary-return-beavis-butt-head/
rxtales
Posted: Saturday, October 29, 2011 3:51:28 AM

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Posted: Saturday, October 29, 2011 3:33:15 PM

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"I AM CORNHOLIO, I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!!" Crassic!
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Posted: Tuesday, November 01, 2011 12:16:15 PM

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generally MTV SUCKS!

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Posted: Tuesday, November 01, 2011 1:34:44 PM

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MTV does suck now but I love Beavis & Butthead.
The first time I saw Cornholio I laughed so hard I had tears and my sides hurt! That's a good thing!
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Posted: Tuesday, November 01, 2011 2:24:02 PM

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My hubby used to imitate Butthead saying "Heeey, Baby!" all the time! *giggles*

I also remember "Fire! Fire!" a lot and "Washing the dog! Washing the dog!". (insert air guitar after each phrase)

I haven't caught any new episodes. I'll have to keep an eye out for them!
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Posted: Tuesday, November 01, 2011 2:58:28 PM

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"AYEEEEE AM CORNHOLIO! Whoah, that was cool. I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!!!! COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Tuesday, November 01, 2011 4:43:04 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
MTV does suck now but I love Beavis & Butthead.
The first time I saw Cornholio I laughed so hard I had tears and my sides hurt! That's a good thing!



Yep was just thinking that as I read your post

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Posted: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 6:27:40 PM

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I was Beavis one Halloween, and I would have totally scored if not for "Butthead."
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The talk over videos were always my fav. Tried to find the one where Butthead says..."Depeche Mode, that's French for wussie." Do they even make videos any more, that don't suck ass?
Buz
Posted: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 6:58:22 PM

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ALLRIGHT! Beavis and Butthead!!!!! haha I remember when my parents didn't allow me to watch Beavis and Butthead. I would do anything to watch them including sneaking out of the house at night to watch them on TV at a friend's house whose mother worked the night shift. Man did I get my butt whipped with a belt when I got caught. I'll have to watch Beavis and Butthead.



PrettyMom
Posted: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 7:45:15 PM

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Posted: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 7:51:26 PM

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This one was Great laughing6
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Posted: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 9:07:12 PM

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Watching Bevis and Butthead was quality time spent between me and my brother when we younger. He actually mentioned to me the other day that they were back on and it was like we were teens again. I haven't seen it back on yet. I can't seem to find when it comes on. My all time favorite episode is "Ball Breakers" I LOVE that one!!! The movie wasn't that bad either.
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Posted: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 9:11:36 PM

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From Beavis and Butthead came Daria :)

I don't remember much of B & B but I do remember Daria.

Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.

Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."

Axl - That's not "uvula."

From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 02, 2011 9:13:32 PM

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diarrhea, cha, cha, cha
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Posted: Thursday, November 03, 2011 8:10:31 AM

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dlorainet wrote:
Watching Bevis and Butthead was quality time spent between me and my brother when we younger. He actually mentioned to me the other day that they were back on and it was like we were teens again. I haven't seen it back on yet. I can't seem to find when it comes on. My all time favorite episode is "Ball Breakers" I LOVE that one!!! The movie wasn't that bad either.


Try this D. If you don't find the first run, there's a ton of repeat times.

http://www.mtv.com/shows/beavis_and_butthead/series.jhtml
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Posted: Friday, November 04, 2011 9:53:56 PM

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Seemed appropriate to the thread, n'est-ce pas?
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Posted: Saturday, November 05, 2011 5:51:25 PM

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Perfect Love. Perfect.
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Posted: Saturday, November 05, 2011 6:11:01 PM

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beowulf69 wrote:
generally MTV SUCKS!


MTV has sucked for a long time...I remember when MTV actually played music videos, but that was like the early 80's...

I have a Beavis and Butthead T-Shirt btw...I'll have to start wearing it again...someone I knew who had a custom T-shirt shop gave it to me, I was never really a huge fan, but sometimes it's good...


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PrettyMom
Posted: Saturday, November 05, 2011 7:01:42 PM

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I hope the return of Beavis and Butthead is a sign that MTV is starting to return to when it was worth watching :D It's a step in the right direction at least.
PrettyMom
Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 9:26:33 PM

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An example of the occasional wisdom of Beavis and Butthead from the newest episode:
Beavis - "This video must be made by one of those art student chicks that you could probably score with if you just told them all their ideas where great."
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Posted: Saturday, December 03, 2011 10:43:02 PM

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T-Baby: It's so cold in the D, how the fuck do we s'posed to keep peace?
Beavis & Butthead: What is this? Real Housewives of Detroit?!?!



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Posted: Monday, December 05, 2011 12:44:08 PM

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awensmom wrote:
An example of the occasional wisdom of Beavis and Butthead from the newest episode:
Beavis - "This video must be made by one of those art student chicks that you could probably score with if you just told them all their ideas where great."



evil4 evil4 Right?
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Posted: Monday, December 05, 2011 10:18:58 PM

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i have two favorite episodes...the first is where they decide they are going to be female mud wrestlers and don bikinis and make a mud puddle in the front yard and start wrestling. The second is when they start a dog walking/grooming business and take the poodle of one very metro-sexual Hank Hill and put her in a dryer!! And of course the whole Bungholio bit...OMG!!! Love these guys!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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Posted: Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:25:03 PM

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How creepy is this? Some make up artist named Kevin Kirkpatrick made these "real life" prosthetic models of them...

Here's the link for a few more photos. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/beavis-and-butthead-in-real-life







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Posted: Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:43:51 PM

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I may not sleep well tonight.
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Posted: Wednesday, January 25, 2012 4:36:43 AM

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cathyrohan wrote:
How creepy is this? Some make up artist named Kevin Kirkpatrick made these "real life" prosthetic models of them...

Here's the link for a few more photos. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/beavis-and-butthead-in-real-life








That is cool and creepy at the same time!
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