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hotairgasm
Posted: Friday, July 29, 2011 7:18:10 AM

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Location: In the clouds, United States



“Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 29, 2011 4:55:30 PM

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hotairgasm wrote:


This was funny. Wonder if anyone from the airlines have seen it?
hotairgasm
Posted: Sunday, July 31, 2011 12:58:42 PM

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Location: In the clouds, United States



“Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
Java
Posted: Wednesday, August 03, 2011 11:24:01 AM

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Posts: 1,843
Location: the Island of Misfit Toys



hotairgasm
Posted: Saturday, August 06, 2011 6:36:03 AM

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Location: In the clouds, United States



“Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, September 09, 2011 8:03:36 PM

Rank: Purveyor of Poetry & Porn

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Whoa...came across this picture and had to post it somewhere...

I just think in this outfit she should have the word FAIL printed across her butt...in foot high letters...





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Java
Posted: Saturday, September 10, 2011 1:38:02 PM

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There's certainly plenty of room for those letters. And more.
laughing3



Cautiously hopeful this season



saturdaynight
Posted: Sunday, September 11, 2011 2:21:36 AM

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Joined: 5/11/2010
Posts: 1,040
Location: at your back! BOO!








Smile at your enemies.. It makes them crazy...

WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 7:39:57 AM

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Location: Cakeland, United States


If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, September 24, 2011 7:42:42 AM

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If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, October 06, 2011 7:28:51 PM

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If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, October 10, 2011 5:30:20 AM

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, October 13, 2011 9:03:28 AM

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Dancing_Doll
Posted: Monday, October 17, 2011 9:42:30 PM

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Location: West Coast






easy_rider75
Posted: Monday, October 17, 2011 11:47:32 PM

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Location: Playing with knives , United States
Dancing_Doll wrote:






To funny

“I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life.... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.”~Frank Sinatra~
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, October 18, 2011 7:29:26 PM

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, October 18, 2011 7:33:48 PM

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stephanie
Posted: Tuesday, October 18, 2011 7:53:10 PM

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Location: Dublin, Ire., Ireland
Dancing_Doll wrote:





"TURDLES"

"Like Tortoises Except Shit....."

xx SF

Imbecile! - de som empire
Si nos efforts te delevraient,
Tes baisers ressuseraient
Le cadavere de ton Wampyr! (Baudelaire.)
(I'll ATTEMPT a free translation...)
"Idiot! Even if our efforts were
To deliver you from Her empire,
Your kisses would bring back to life
The corpse of your beloved Vampire."
EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS FRENCH: "THat isn't quite correct..."
Java
Posted: Thursday, October 20, 2011 10:42:20 AM

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Location: the Island of Misfit Toys



WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, October 21, 2011 5:47:36 PM

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Art69
Posted: Friday, November 04, 2011 4:41:45 PM

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Posts: 36
East Preston fire station, UK
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, November 09, 2011 2:12:09 AM

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Now I can understand having to be drunk for karaoke...but how drunk to you have to be to not notice your head is on fire?



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nicola
Posted: Wednesday, November 09, 2011 2:15:24 AM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Now I can understand having to be drunk for karaoke...but how drunk to you have to be to not notice your head is on fire?


FAIL!
hotairgasm
Posted: Thursday, November 10, 2011 6:59:38 AM

Rank: Balloonmeister

Joined: 12/25/2009
Posts: 2,067
Location: In the clouds, United States



“Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, November 10, 2011 8:40:49 AM

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Did you ever wonder where the phrase "Fuck like a rabbit" came from?



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DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, November 19, 2011 8:57:29 AM

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Does this fall under the category of "Name fail?"...




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Guest
Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 9:32:05 AM

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WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, November 28, 2011 10:57:56 AM

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Location: Cakeland, United States


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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 1:05:41 PM

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Like your new Av Jeff. Looks good.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, December 01, 2011 10:38:11 AM

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Someone tattooed a coiled up rattlesnake on her back (with butterflies). That's what it looks like to me.



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