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Guest
Posted: Friday, November 04, 2011 12:52:20 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
Man... how'd I miss that classic Lush forum thread?

Just when I think I've seen everyfuckingthing on the planet.

I hope he's got those .gif files online somewhere I can hotlink to them...I got about 40 twisted male friends I'd love to show them too.

I'm surprised you did miss it Jeff. You don't miss much.
Archadia
Posted: Friday, November 04, 2011 8:55:18 PM

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Kinkme wrote:
inserting random household items in his pee hole!


Two words...............FUCK THAT!!!!!!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, November 04, 2011 9:16:50 PM

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Dancing_Doll wrote:


Figging, on the other hand, is a whole other ballgame. glasses8


You know, there is probably a way to combine the two...

Just saying...and no, I did not look at the pictures...I just ate, OK hours ago, but that's close enough...

Can't really imagine in my own mind why anyone would be tempted to try this one...dontknow


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Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 06, 2011 11:53:14 PM

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Ha ha, I couldn't NOT share this...

Guest
Posted: Monday, November 07, 2011 3:06:06 AM

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remember one thing, boys and girls...."What has been SEEN cannot be UN-SEEN."
1curiouscat
Posted: Monday, November 07, 2011 12:53:33 PM

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I´m a little shocked by all of this... I mean, I had no idea this was practiced...

you know that feeling you have in your chest after you see a really bad leg break or a deep wound ... yeah... that is what i feel right now...

Damn!



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Kinkme
Posted: Monday, November 07, 2011 4:42:49 PM

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Guest
Posted: Monday, November 07, 2011 4:43:52 PM

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1curiouscat wrote:
I´m a little shocked by all of this... I mean, I had no idea this was practiced...

you know that feeling you have in your chest after you see a really bad leg break or a deep wound ... yeah... that is what i feel right now...

Damn!


The first time I saw it (actually the only time) ... I repeated ... I need bleach for my memories ... bleach, bleach, bleach ..... I said earlier in this thread .... I am NOT gonna look again ... the bleach has faded SOME of it!
Bunny12
Posted: Tuesday, November 08, 2011 8:56:44 PM

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I don't see what the big deal is I've had a long distance sub do this on cam before and have a friend who does occasionally. Hell back in the day my Mom had a sub that liked this with knitting needles! Trust me there are far stranger sexual practices out there!



Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, November 09, 2011 6:57:46 AM

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Bunny12 wrote:
Hell back in the day my Mom had a sub that...


And now we know the rest of the story.





If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
chiefnorm
Posted: Wednesday, November 09, 2011 8:58:30 AM

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That just not right I want to know how he had enough balls to do it the first timeky
sprite
Posted: Wednesday, November 09, 2011 9:09:45 AM

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This is so cool! i think i heard about this once, but it didn't stick to my brain. i love learning new stuff and it kind of makes me wonder what other things are out there... it also kind of makes me wonder if there's a female version of sounding... hmmm...

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, November 09, 2011 9:48:38 AM

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sprite wrote:
This is so cool! i think i heard about this once, but it didn't stick to my brain. i love learning new stuff and it kind of makes me wonder what other things are out there... it also kind of makes me wonder if there's a female version of sounding... hmmm...


I heard something about slicing ginger into thin strips and...

Um, only kidding...don't go trying anything and blame me if it goes wrong...Shhh


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Naughtygrl73
Posted: Friday, November 18, 2011 3:10:50 AM

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I didn't heed the warning and I really should of......the image is burned into my retinas.
I think i stopped breathing when the screwdriver started to build speed.


Guest
Posted: Friday, November 18, 2011 4:40:30 AM

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Holy Shittarooo!! My nuts just cringed and it felt like I was gonna kak in my pants...Has the guy no respect for his cock.....angry7
tomlando
Posted: Friday, November 18, 2011 6:42:28 AM

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I just thought this little true story might fit in this thread. If not, a Moderater can please remove it.

Back in the 80's I was referred to a urologist because of a possible urinary tract infection. I was thinking it was for a consult. The Doctor looked like a bug-eyed mad scientist, messy hair, huge framed coke bottle lensed glasses and his office was an old musty smelling 1940's block house, plain walls and a terrazo floor. Looking around from the examination table I was on I noticed all kinds of instruments on the walls and counters. It was very crude and didn't appear to be the cleanest place. In fact, it looked more like an old time mechanic's shop than a doctor's office. The doctor seemed to be in a bad mood and was mumbling in between the sentences he was speaking to me. He said that we needed to scope the urinary tract and went to the wall and came back with what appeared to be a 12" long silver colored (not chrome or stainless steel) conical pry bar. Now it was me who had bulging bugeyes! I said "Whoa, here? right now?" And he answered "Of course here, unless you want to do it out in the back yard?" And he chuckled. He lubed up the "PRY BAR" which started with a rounded end of about an 1/8th if an inch in diameter and increased to 5/8's of an inch. "Are you going to put me out or something?" I pleaded. "No, and unfortunately the is no local anesthesia for this procedure, either" he replied. And then he inserted the small end in the opening of my virgin pee hole and started twisting and pushing it in. I kind of was in shock at this point. After getting it in to the thickest part, surprisingly not splitting my penis like an overboiled hotdog, he quickly removed it and started inserting a black tube about 24" long. I vaguely remember him commenting "ah, and there is you prostrate...and now the bladder..." Was he going to say molars next? I remained in the state of shock for several hours, hell, maybe days, after I left his office. I really thought I was going for a consult and maybe some meds. I have never been back to see a urologist since, but, yesterday after a physical I had to make an appointment. I checked the building the office was in...a professional medical building ...and I will be mentally prepared.
Michael
Posted: Friday, November 18, 2011 3:48:24 PM

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Have you ever opened a subject in the Forum wonder what is was about?

This is one of those, and although i did read the post, I will not ever open the included link. EVER!

My poor wanger is already in shock!

Naughtygrl73
Posted: Saturday, November 19, 2011 4:45:51 AM

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FtLMale wrote:


This is one of those, and although i did read the post, I will not ever open the included link. EVER!

My poor wanger is already in shock!





wise decision my friend, very wise......i still havent erased that image shaking heres hopeing that it will fade with timePray

Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 19, 2011 11:07:42 PM

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EEEW! gives a whole new meaning to the old saying "get some lead in your pencil".
Michael
Posted: Monday, November 21, 2011 9:54:17 PM

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Gawd! I came in here again..... ( Hey, it's a friggin' mistake, look the title... some kind of sadistic lure)
No, No, No... I am not going to click that link....

Bye

Guest
Posted: Thursday, November 24, 2011 6:14:28 AM

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Go on, click the link, you know you want to. It's like a road accident, you don't want to look, but can't take your eyes off it. Then the awful image is burned into your retinas forever...click...click...click...lol
playsit
Posted: Sunday, November 27, 2011 1:57:37 AM

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Yahtzee wrote:

sheepholy NOT LOOKING at the link .... nope!!!



Something morbid inside me wants to look. I think it's the same side that wants to slow down and look at accidents... no, no, no I won't look at this!!!

Sounding... Figging... damn, I'm learning all kinds of new things today.
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