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flytoomuch
Posted: Thursday, November 10, 2011 6:36:13 PM

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Well if Sprite can use her bogus mail order "Royal" title and her "sleep her way to the top" strategy then a little bribery seems fairly innocuous? I have posted Storybook Love out of pure artistic integrity and am in no way attempting to influence any particular judge (including Gypsymoth). Hope you all enjoy an amazing song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVUygl0L4kc

Sprite at 3001 words DirtyMartini will be sent to your home, you will be evicted, you will be handcuffed, tied-up, and flown to Guantanamo on a "Ghost Plane" and incarcerated illegally for several years. You will need to learn Urdu in order to communicate with any of the other prisoners so you better crack the books NOW! I know this all sounds like a cool sex fantasy to you (oh dear, tied-up, handcuffed.....she giggles and gets hot), but Lush has its rules baby.
sprite
Posted: Thursday, November 10, 2011 7:17:09 PM

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flytoomuch wrote:
Well if Sprite can use her bogus mail order "Royal" title...


i will have you know that Nicola herself presented me with that title, you can even ask her, and i am very proud of it for that reason alone. :d/

Now, to get back to my winter story... 200 words used so far just to describe snow... i am so doomed...

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 1:57:48 AM

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Good thing this isn't a flash fiction contest. Certain entrants would go into the bends. :)

BTW, I paid five dollars American for a certificate from the Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA, making me a Cardinal in that bastion of spiritual sanctification.

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 4:30:59 AM

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flytoomuch wrote:
We fall into a deep discussion of "Norwegian Wood" over a glass of 94' Dominus as a Blue Ray collectors edition of Casablanca plays on the TV ignored.


That's funny...I actually wrote a story where that line in "Norwegian Wood" triggers the sex scene...you know the line..."and then she said, it's time for bed"...

Btw...haven't decided yet if I'm actually entering this one...been sort of busy lately...

And btw Miss Sprite...how much did you have to bribe Nic with to get your, um, "Royalty" status?


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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 4:33:10 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:


BTW, I paid five dollars American for a certificate from the Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA, making me a Cardinal in that bastion of spiritual sanctification.



See, that just proves that money really can buy anything...

So, you're Cardinal Rumpskin now? Hmmm...I guess it's worth the five bucks...btw, how much did they want for Pope?


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flytoomuch
Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 8:29:46 AM

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Well personally I don't think "Pope DirtyMartini" or "Pope Alan" really works very well. Now "POPE JOHN" on the other hand, now that has a certain ring to it.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 10:01:40 AM

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flytoomuch wrote:
Well personally I don't think "Pope DirtyMartini" or "Pope Alan" really works very well.


What do you mean "Pope DirtyMartini I" doesn't work very well? Sounds fine to me...

Jeez, picky aren't we...


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nicola
Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 4:37:44 PM

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It would be unfair to the authors who've submitted stories already, to change the rules. 3000 is a good challenge for everyone Read it
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 6:14:54 PM

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Just so y'all know, I paid that nominal fee for my Cardinalship back in the mid-80's. Kirby Hensley, who founded and ran the outfit, would make you, your pets, or about anything else, whether organic or not, anything you wanted. They'd also grant you a degree in philosophy for some outrageous amount figuring, I suppose, anyone dumb enough to spring for that deal shouldn't be trusted with money.

Did I mention that Modesto is also the home of Gallo wine?

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sprite
Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 6:33:10 PM

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nicola wrote:
It would be unfair to the authors who've submitted stories already, to change the rules. 3000 is a good challenge for everyone Read it


actually, i do think it's a good challenge and will force us to put some work into picking the perfect words instead of every single word that comes to mind :)

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
magnificent1rascal
Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 6:51:29 PM

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sprite wrote:
actually, i do think it's a good challenge and will force us to put some work into picking the perfect words instead of every single word that comes to mind :)


Ms. Sprite, that gave me a good laugh. Thank you.

Maggie Rascal
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 9:20:26 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Just so y'all know, I paid that nominal fee for my Cardinalship back in the mid-80's. Kirby Hensley, who founded and ran the outfit, would make you, your pets, or about anything else, whether organic or not, anything you wanted.


Actually, my mother is some sort of mail order ordained minister or something...and if I recall correctly, she has a framed document hanging on the wall to prove it...

And yeah, there's probably some connection with that Gallo wine thing...


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stephanie
Posted: Friday, November 11, 2011 10:54:05 PM

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Meh................ Hate the chocolate-box photo of the ski-hausen and PARTICULARLY the north American quartet who look like they're modelling winter clothes for JC Penney......

All respect to the Lush Massive...... (I WON'T be doing this one.......)

xx SF

Imbecile! - de som empire
Si nos efforts te delevraient,
Tes baisers ressuseraient
Le cadavere de ton Wampyr! (Baudelaire.)
(I'll ATTEMPT a free translation...)
"Idiot! Even if our efforts were
To deliver you from Her empire,
Your kisses would bring back to life
The corpse of your beloved Vampire."
EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS FRENCH: "THat isn't quite correct..."
nicola
Posted: Saturday, November 12, 2011 12:59:43 AM

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Stephanie - shutterstock let me down a little. The team all had access to the same 7 million or whatever they have photos, and we couldn't find any better ones. I could have gone elsewhere but have an account with them.

Shame, I love your stories (go on, you know you want to write one really....).
flytoomuch
Posted: Saturday, November 12, 2011 3:28:53 AM

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Well the photos are a bit cheesy for sure, but I took literary license and moved the chalet to Chamonix and changed the clothing brands from JC Penny to Hermes. Hey be creative. Anyways the entry doesn't look good. Are you allowed to enter more than Part 1? Can you enter like a part 1 and then a part 2 and have all the sex in part 2 haha? I'm sure there is a rule of only one entry but am not sure?
rxtales
Posted: Saturday, November 12, 2011 4:02:35 AM

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flytoomuch wrote:
Well the photos are a bit cheesy for sure, but I took literary license and moved the chalet to Chamonix and changed the clothing brands from JC Penny to Hermes. Hey be creative. Anyways the entry doesn't look good. Are you allowed to enter more than Part 1? Can you enter like a part 1 and then a part 2 and have all the sex in part 2 haha? I'm sure there is a rule of only one entry but am not sure?


All entries must be standalone stories. They can´t be part of a series.
flytoomuch
Posted: Saturday, November 12, 2011 4:56:35 AM

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Oh dear, there goes my entry.......I tried, I failed.....will probably just file it as a regular series since I like the characters quite a bit....Hmmm.
sprite
Posted: Saturday, November 12, 2011 2:45:59 PM

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flytoomuch wrote:
Oh dear, there goes my entry.......I tried, I failed.....will probably just file it as a regular series since I like the characters quite a bit....Hmmm.


lame! try again, or i will come after you! dammit, you can do it! *hugs* see? you even get a hug! don't make me get out my whip!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 13, 2011 2:28:36 PM

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I'm going to give it a go!!! Not sure how good I am writing in the third person, but will do my best :)
sprite
Posted: Sunday, November 13, 2011 8:37:24 PM

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ok, this is a serious question, just so you know... ok, so, i have my rough draft done, and IT says i have 2,999 words (no, i didn't plan it like that, it just happened like that) and i know that sometimes word counts differ... so, if i was to turn in my 2,999 word story and Lush's word counter says it was 3,010 words, would it be disqualified? or would i have to edit it down 10 words? or is there a little wiggle room? just wondering, cause i get nervous about following rules and such.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
nicola
Posted: Sunday, November 13, 2011 9:01:25 PM

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There's a little wiggle room HRS, but if it's more than 50 words or so, it would be sent back for editing.
sprite
Posted: Monday, November 14, 2011 10:08:46 AM

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nicola wrote:
There's a little wiggle room HRS, but if it's more than 50 words or so, it would be sent back for editing.


thank you for that! ok, i can breath easily now!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
sprite
Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:01:52 PM

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oh! LOL - you really ARE excluded from entering a competition for 6 months! i thought Alan was just giving me a hard time! oh, well, i'm going to submit my story anyways, cause really, it turned out pretty good. :)

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:21:50 PM

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sprite wrote:
oh! LOL - you really ARE excluded from entering a competition for 6 months! i thought Alan was just giving me a hard time! oh, well, i'm going to submit my story anyways, cause really, it turned out pretty good. :)


Has Gav programmed it in?
sprite
Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:32:41 PM

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nicola wrote:


Has Gav programmed it in?


yep! i submitted and it came up with a screen wagging it's finger at me saying 'i don't think so!' lol - not really, but yeah, it did say that i had to wait until 6 months if i'd won one before. Gav needs more money, btw, double his salary! *giggle*

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:58:20 PM

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I thought you'd be ok, the closing date of this one is: Dec 21, 2011. The Summer Loving one closed on Jun 20, 2011.

Let me check with Gav.

Magical_felix
Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 1:15:32 PM

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nicola wrote:
I thought you'd be ok, the closing date of this one is: Dec 21, 2011. The Summer Loving one closed on Jun 20, 2011.

Let me check with Gav.



Don't let her enter... That's like telling us you're gonna let Micheal Jordan enter the lush slam dunk competition.



nicola
Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:25:23 PM

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Lol Felix.

Gav confirms that you cannot enter a competition, until 6 months after the last one finished (if you won), so that means you can't enter a comp Sprite, until around the 21st December.

I'll check the dates with Gav - but you might still be able to enter it, a day or so before it closes, or on the day it closes. That would be a challenge to see how much support you can draw up in the one day before it closes!

This competition has already started, less than 6 months after the last one, so perhaps technically, you shouldn't enter...

Oh, it's too early in the day for this!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 7:05:17 PM

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Court TV may have to investigate this situation.

Nic, just a suggestion, but you might want to start a contest support thread. Then again, you may not since this one is handling that function.

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nicola
Posted: Tuesday, November 15, 2011 7:38:59 PM

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laughing9 You make me smile Mr Rumple!
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