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Princess4Jim
Posted: Wednesday, November 23, 2011 2:36:29 PM

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In your Opinion, as of your current mood right now. What in your Opinion is the Greatest Hand held Invention?

Mine as of right now, would be a Shower Head!

What in your opinion is the Greatest Hand held Invention!




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Posted: Wednesday, November 23, 2011 2:50:36 PM

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Posted: Wednesday, November 23, 2011 3:13:09 PM

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Hand made? Like a knitted blanket or something that fits in your hand?
There isn't many things at all made by hand anymore. Fits in your hand, there has to be a million!
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Posted: Wednesday, November 23, 2011 4:50:55 PM

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Hmmm to many to list toss up for me between bicycle and woodworking knives

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Posted: Wednesday, November 23, 2011 4:52:11 PM

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CountryGirl22 wrote:
In your Opinion, as of your current mood right now. What in your Opinion is the Greatest Hand made Invention?

Mine as of right now, would be a Shower Head!

What in your opinion is the Greatest Hand made Invention!


Is a shower head hand made - or do you mean hand held?
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Posted: Wednesday, November 23, 2011 5:22:29 PM

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Posted: Wednesday, November 23, 2011 10:40:59 PM

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Hand held I meant....

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Posted: Thursday, November 24, 2011 1:20:23 PM

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The printed word. It allows us to convey all other inventions.
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Posted: Thursday, November 24, 2011 2:21:04 PM

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The Cotton Gin, Eli Withney...and we all know where that led, don't we?
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Posted: Thursday, November 24, 2011 2:33:26 PM

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Pen. It's mightier than the sword.

Or the iPhone.

I edited your post to make it clear what you are asking.
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Posted: Thursday, November 24, 2011 3:25:37 PM

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nicola wrote:
Pen. It's mightier than the sword.

Or the iPhone.

I edited your post to make it clear what you are asking.


thanks....

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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2011 8:40:27 AM

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I would have to go with Nic on this one...

Surely the iPhone is the greatest Hand-Held invention. That damn thing is more powerful than my laptop. Plus when you start downloading the right apps your production goes through the roof!

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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2011 8:54:37 AM

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It may not be the greatest, but it definitely ranks right up there

Toilet paper

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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2011 9:19:58 AM

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the knife

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A wineglass....
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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2011 9:59:24 AM

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wetpanty wrote:
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i agree
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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2011 10:08:14 AM

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TP is pretty darn fabulous when you consider the options!



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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2011 10:11:55 AM

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cell phone

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nicola wrote:
Pen. It's mightier than the sword.

Or the iPhone.

I edited your post to make it clear what you are asking.


As opposed to the penis, which isn't.

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/west-coast-games-part-one-the-beach.aspx
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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2011 10:31:35 AM

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I think either a mobile phone or laptop.
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Posted: Friday, November 25, 2011 11:46:01 AM

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However I did forget about the slap chop as well too.




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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2011 9:35:51 PM

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Honestly, because of my horrible sense of direction, it's my GPS!! Don't know how I ever lived without one now.

Also, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers are pretty damn cool, too. Embarassed
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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2011 10:13:22 PM

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Curlygirly wrote:
Honestly, because of my horrible sense of direction, it's my GPS!! Don't know how I ever lived without one now.
Embarassed


BUt your GPS wouldn't be much help with out a lot of infrastructure. I debated between the knife and the compass for a while. I decided I can survive without a compass, but I'd be in deep shit without a knife. Therefore it has to be the most important hand held innovation known to mankind thus far.

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Posted: Saturday, November 26, 2011 11:38:46 PM

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Cash money, at one time it was an invention.
Beats plastic any day, and salt.
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Posted: Sunday, November 27, 2011 8:01:36 AM

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DLizze wrote:


BUt your GPS wouldn't be much help with out a lot of infrastructure. I debated between the knife and the compass for a while. I decided I can survive without a compass, but I'd be in deep shit without a knife. Therefore it has to be the most important hand held innovation known to mankind thus far.


I totally understand that, but she did say about 3 or 4 times that it should be "In My Opinion." I'm in outside sales and drive between 2 different states A LOT. I drive to new businesses several times a week, not to mention visiting existing clients. I find it amazing that I can just enter the address, and my GPS warns me when it's time to turn soon or when it suggests an alternate route because there is a traffic jam ahead. I can press the "Home, Jeeves" button, and it will actually get me home without me having to think about retracing my route. This has made my directionally-challenged life much easier, all except for the few times when it goes a bit rogue on me. So, In My Opinion, based on my current mood right now, the GPS, is the greatest hand-held device for me, In My Opinion. happy8
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Posted: Sunday, November 27, 2011 9:42:24 AM

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scooter wrote:
Cash money, at one time it was an invention.
Beats plastic any day, and salt.


I'm just glad you didn't say the Fleshlight...I still have bad memories of those ads when I joined Lush...dontknow

I'm tending to agree with Nicola, which is always a good thing around here...the pen is a real good thing...

Though since the netbook came out, I haven't actually used one in a while...

Hmmm...how about the roach clip Scooter? Certainly saved a lot of burned fingers...Regaeman Man


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scooter
Posted: Sunday, November 27, 2011 10:41:52 AM

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I was gonna say the fleshlight DirtyM, but mine wasn't really hand held.
I mounted mine to a full body pillow and things came out just fine.

Now a roach clip is a swell choice, but I too have to agree with Nicola.
The last time I was jousting with my sword wielding opponent,
we took a little break, and managed to use my pen as a roach clipRegaeman Man

So I guess that makes the pen even mightier
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Posted: Sunday, November 27, 2011 11:09:45 AM

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Curlygirly wrote:
Honestly, because of my horrible sense of direction, it's my GPS!! Don't know how I ever lived without one now.


So now we know where to find CG if we ever blindfold her, spin her around and put her in the closet.... oh wait... thats someone else's fantasy Embarassed
Sorry Dude
Nevermind...

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