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what is the first thing you would do if you would win the lottery.....the very first thing.????
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Probably faint!
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Grab my car keys and go get the money
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Call a lawyer. After saying Oh Shit! 
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Faint, come around, Check my ticket a hundred times to make sure i wasnt dreaming, not tell a living soul, then make the call get the money, hit the rooftops and shout to the whole town! :D
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Have a large truck adapted for sleeping and cooking, fill it with amplification equipment and fellow guitar players, keyboard player and a drummer, and tour about the world stopping to do gigs and soak up the local culture.
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I would go to the airport and fly to Florence, Italy - a one way ticket - and I would buy a ticket for someone special to join me before leaving. Second thing would be to text him to get packing.
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I would start shopping for a pristine 1972 oldsmobile 442. Then I would sit in a chair and just laugh to myself. After a week or two of laughing I'd call up a certain filly and ask her if she'd like to take a ride with me.
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I would faint make sure I have the right ticket make 2 phone call
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Pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming, then do it again to make sure I wasn't dreaming that I pinched myself
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Write down my name and address at the back of the lottery ticket.
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travel around the world
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Besides call my Hubby? Probably sign the ticket if I have not already done so.
But I would call an attorney and our accountant and go over our finances
Kisses!
Steph
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have palpitations, say "oh Fuck" and then make a cup of tea to try and calm down.
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Pay off the house.
Go Shopping for another home in Europe, either Barcelona or the Tuscany region of Italy; or both.
And finance Lush, just to be sure it stays online forever.
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Magical_felix wrote:I would start shopping for a pristine 1972 oldsmobile 442. Then I would sit in a chair and just laugh to myself. After a week or two of laughing I'd call up a certain filly and ask her if she'd like to take a ride with me. I'll save you the trouble. the answer would be 'yes, i'd love to'. :)
 Bitches in the Basement on Amazon by our own Dancing Doll
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Undoubtedly I would stand there open mouthed and pee myself!
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Thank you, God!
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I would call an old friend of mine and see how her husband is treating her these days ...
If he's treating her right, fine.
If not, "You remember we used to joke around about running off to the Bahamas if things didn't get better? Well, I'm giving you 30 days to make up your mind. If you want to go along, meet me at the airport on such and such day."
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Pay off my debt!!!!
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chefkathleen wrote:Call a lawyer. After saying Oh Shit! Yeah saying that bout a million times with other colorful words LMAO
“I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life.... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.” ~Frank Sinatra~
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sprite wrote:
I'll save you the trouble. the answer would be 'yes, i'd love to'. :)
So it would be like winning the lottery twice?
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say "HOLY S#!T"
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u r all sooo funy guys!!!! lol.....
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give a lot away to others who need it, unlike someone i know, i know you will never read this so " i just want to win one penny more than you, so i can say F**k you, you selfish bitch"
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Get the money firmly clenched in my hot grubby little fist.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Knowing my luck I'd probably stroke out from the shock. Esp as I never buy lottery tickets, so it would indeed be an unexpected windfall.
I know they say you make your own luck and I have tried throughout my life to be optimistic about things, but I tell you what mate if it was raining fucken mansions, I'd get hit with the shithouse door.
“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”
― P.J. O'Rourke
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order a big recreational vehicle... then i would order paint, brushes and canvasses to get ready to leave as soon as possible...
i am really excited to have two "recommended reads". they are "did you know i love your cock?" and "just fuck me". great titles, huh?
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help out my friends that are in need with a big party. oh yeah supply canvas for above.. lol
Just let it go.
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