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nicola
Posted: Monday, December 05, 2011 6:29:42 PM

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Trolls also often display confusion over their gender, with many confused male trolls assuming female names and extremely unconvincing sexy pictures of some random supermodel.

Occasionally the troll, not being the brightest (and anybody who wastes their own life on living such a pointless existence is never bright), will forget that 'he' is a 'she' and say something like "wow that picture gave me wood" before then backtracking and pretending to be female again.

This fabrication will often be mixed with other half truths, in fact any lie which will help inflame, and many claim to have done every job on the planet. They often live in huge houses, make tens of thousands of dollars a month, have visited every continent in the world and claim to know almost any half decent looking girl who is unfortunate enough to have her last sexy camera phone pics plastered on the net.

That is at least until the troll is offline again, in their rare moments of offline life, when they conveniently remember that they live with their mum and dad, are still at school, have never even had a passport, and haven't yet got their fingers even a little sticky.


Full article on hub pages.

Maybe pretend to be a law enforcement agent? Studying medicine? Supermodel? laughing9
fish1212
Posted: Monday, December 05, 2011 6:53:23 PM

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Do they still charge to go across the bridge?
nicola
Posted: Monday, December 05, 2011 7:15:27 PM

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Have you been reading "Three Billy Goats Gruff" again?
ArtMan
Posted: Monday, December 05, 2011 7:28:07 PM

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That's a better explanation than I could come up with.

You are invited to read Passionate Danger, Part II, a story collaboration by Kim and ArtMan.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/passionate-danger-part-ii.aspx

nicola
Posted: Monday, December 05, 2011 8:35:30 PM

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The identikit was word perfect for the most recent troll we've had to put up with.

The author of that piece is probably a very savvy webmaster who's seen more than his fair share.
Dudealicious
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 5:51:07 AM

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nicola wrote:


Full article on hub pages.

Maybe pretend to be a law enforcement agent? Studying medicine? Supermodel? laughing9


Too funny!



The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Michael
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 6:04:02 AM

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Having read a story recently posted by a female where her female character suddenly had a wet spot on her trousers... yes, all too common.

I really must return to my alien avatar,bates no one questions the sex of foreigners anyway!

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 06, 2011 9:10:17 AM

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FtLMale wrote:
I really must return to my alien avatar,bates no one questions the sex of foreigners anyway!


If it looks like a dick or a prick, it's a cock. Then if it looks like a kitty/pussy it could be a Ho? Whistle

angry9 {{{DAYAMN!!!!!!}}} Aliens are getting better at being trolls. cussing

We don't know what they are? dontknow

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