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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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Is not a Jessica Biel fan.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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really wants to get back with her ex
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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has two black eyes from those bouncing boobs
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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so does she from getting too close
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/14/2011
Posts: 841
Location: Germany
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She doesn't want my hand print on her ass
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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he's a very nice guy 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Converted her bedroom into a SEXY dungeon 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/28/2010
Posts: 449
Location: The Great White North
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got caught trying to break into Gina's sexy dungeon spent the night tied up
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches --- and it doesn't matter if it is Visa or Mastercard
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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she loves pink so much that everything she owns is pink and she will only date guys that wear pink
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 12/4/2011
Posts: 69
Location: Canada
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Discovered the cure for every known disease but won't share it.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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Has a pic of Flava Flav that she kisses goodnight every night
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/14/2011
Posts: 841
Location: Germany
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She doesn't want to become my gimp lol
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Has a split personality....his other one thinks she is Schnookie
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/9/2011
Posts: 320
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has a collection of over 500 pairs of sheer panties.
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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not enjoy the cherish from both guys and gals
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/7/2009
Posts: 10,595
Location: The Other Side Of The Mirror
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Really Hates People Looking At Her Cleavage. Only Dressed Like That Because All Her Clothes Shrunk In The Wash
Oops, Too Slow, Was For Cathy
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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does not have a stunning curve
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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The HK in his name stands for habitual kleptomaniac and the 4167 is how many times he's been arressted for it
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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Watches Judge Judy every day and is the president of her fan club.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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His wife is so upset with him, each week she tells him to take out the trash but he keeps coming back.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Desperately wants to sleep with Hap.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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Wants to watch because he is so in love with Hapless
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Rank: Author
Joined: 10/22/2011
Posts: 2,005
Location: Expat in, Russia
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Actually is Jessica Biel - Incognito!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/8/2011
Posts: 115
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that sunset picture was actually taken on the same stage where the moon landing was faked :)
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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He's actually one of the horses
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Has never felt herself up... She's scared that if she does, she will never LOVE anyone else
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/28/2010
Posts: 449
Location: The Great White North
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is really still a virgin, saving himself for his wedding day
It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches --- and it doesn't matter if it is Visa or Mastercard
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Want's to pop my cherry before my wedding day..... & show me the kinky side of SEXY
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Can only have sex if wearing that mask
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/1/2011
Posts: 1,858
Location: United States
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won't touch me with a 10ft poll lol
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