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Mow the lawn, trim the shrubs, and use a weedeater.
You are invited to read Passionate Danger, Part II, a story collaboration by Kim and ArtMan. http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/passionate-danger-part-ii.aspx
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Sit on an ant hill
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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poizenivy wrote:Answer the door when The Witnesses come calling Actually that is a good idea. I love to answer the door naked when Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons come calling. I love to always ask the Mormons if I can ride their bike. I say, "Don't worry I won't get the seat dirty!"
Please check out my newest story: "10 Items Or Less"http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/10-items-or-less.aspxOr my previous story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-land-of-salvation-and-sin.aspx
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buz...that is sooooo wrong....lol
don't sit on a cactus...well you don't want to do that with clothes on either but naked would be so much worse!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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shovel snow
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Fall asleep while tanning
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attend Sunday morning mass
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WOW, I Have Done A Few Of The Things Already Mentioned!
Try To Climb A Saguaro Cactus
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flag down a cop
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Play the accordion.
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take a walk to the store for the paper
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Go to a football game at soldiers field in December! Brrrrr!
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Sit on anything metal in freezing tempatures
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Play Tennis
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dantheman69 wrote:Go to a football game at soldiers field in December! Brrrrr! but have you seen some fans there?? they do wear pants .... but shirtless and painted! Brrrrrr is right!!
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cut down a Christmas tree
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run a marathon .... yikes!
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Arc welding
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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arc welding....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gardening or lawn work
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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working on cars
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Trim rose bushes
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Play with fire
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ride a bucking bronco (though, maybe a Denver Bronco player or fan! hehehe)
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Prune the rose bushes
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Clear and remove poison ivy
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Cook bacon.
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg
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bill11 wrote:Clear and remove poison ivy Lol good one bill! Show up to a meeting with your boss
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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put up christmas lights on the house outside
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for us guys..close the window with a hard on (havent done it but its happened in Family Guy)
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bake cookies!
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