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LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, December 25, 2011 11:13:45 AM

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, December 25, 2011 12:16:35 PM

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Dearly beloved, we're having a candlelight service here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers to celebrate the season and to make up for SOMEONE forgetting to pay the utility bill.

So with hot candle wax dripping on your holiday togs and exposed epidermus, let me observe thatyouse guys have been a source of kindness and good cheer these past few months. With that in mind, let me paraphrase the psalmist by saying...

"...though its been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you and to yours."

note: Todays's communion wine is 'mulled' whatever the heck that means. All I know is it's warm and makes a body feel good all over. Enjoy.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

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LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, December 25, 2011 4:51:58 PM

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Wonderful sermon, Rump! Now to pass the collection plate so we can keep the bills paid. Don't know how long the propane lantern's going to last. Who stole the candles?


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DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, December 25, 2011 5:47:47 PM

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Good Evening My Drunken Lushketeer Friends...and if you're not drunk yet, what the heck is stopping you?

That was indeed an inspiring sermon on this most blessed of holidays...one would expect nothing less, of course, from the Most Right Rumpledness...except maybe to expect him to keep the darn jugs of communion wine filled...I hate to keep reminding you Rev, but um...

Anyway...I have to say I love the way you decorated the place for Christmas...heck, wrapping those Christmas lights around Coma's neck seems to be keeping him in an upright position, relatively...and that tinsel draped over Tose's head is a classy touch I must say...

I do wish you all the best this Holiday Season, and in the coming New Year...I got a nice gift, well I think...a genuine review of "Klutzin' Around The Christmas Tree"...

Alright...a review! "the heartwarming story of a boy’s best friend lost"...hmmm, I wonder what story that could be? "The book is a gem written by a group of talented authors and published by Dancing With Bear Publishing."...Now, I can agree with that...happy8

JD'S Writers Blog: Review of Klutzin’ Around the Christmas Tree: A Holiday Anthology: In A NUTSHELL
http://jdswritersblog.blogspot.com/2011/12/review-of-klutzin-around-christmas-tree.html

At times I almost feel like a real writer...I'm going to have to start drinking like one, and now seems as good a time as any...

Pass me over a couple of Dirty Martinis...with a quart of bourbon chaser...that sounds like a start...
Pour Wine Pour Wine Pour Wine Pour Wine

After all, it is Christmas...

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 9:16:27 AM

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Good mid-morning to all lusty Lushers everywhere.

Busty's brewed up a pot of her best, uh, coffee. There's plenty of Bailey's, Wal-Mart brandy and Old Overshoe Bourbon, the despair of Needmore, Kentucky to aid with ingestion.

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LadySharon
Posted: Monday, December 26, 2011 3:29:26 PM

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I"ll take teh wal-mart brandy

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Algol
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 8:22:10 AM

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Good Morning!

Woohoo... Looks like everyone survived Christmas.

We are finally getting some snow up here can't complain too much we're way over due.

To start the day out with a high octane buzz I made some Algol's Special Blend...
Enjoy!



Algol

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 12:37:56 PM

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Many thanks for the, Special Blend, Brother Al. It does a first-rate job of jangling the nerves and forcing open the eyelids.

Guess everyone's on pins and needles for the Western Michigan/Purdue game later this afternoon. I'm still basking in the reflected glory of last night's Saints win over da birds from Atlanta and, of course, N.O. QB Drew Breese breaking the record for passing yardage in a season. Life is good.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, December 27, 2011 5:06:00 PM

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(Rumple sips a Crown Royal and soda while contemplating life, its consequences and inevitabilities)

Rumor has it a new year is bearing down upon us. (sip)

If so, what are we supposed to do with the one we have now? (sip)

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 8:42:19 AM

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Kick it to the curb Rump. It was a bastard anyway.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:23:51 AM

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Might try that, Chef, only considering how this year has gone, the sucker would probably kick back. :)

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TopThis
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 11:55:58 AM

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I'll drink to that. Make it a tall, triple of something straight. No need to chill, shake or stir. Oh hell, just pass me a bottle!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:32:29 PM

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(slides over bottle of Old Overshoe Bourbon, the despair of Needmore, Kentucky)

Ah, the spirit of Dirty Martini is among us. Of course, spirits are always within him.

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REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 4:59:53 PM

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Good Evening my Lushketeer friends...damn, is that Miss Top This drinking in the bar? Must have been a rough year, if I do say so...actually, surprised more people aren't here drinking as of late, but that's another story...

Ah yes...we have a brand new year coming up, indeed something to look forward to...

Btw, isn't the world supposed to end next year? That minor detail could put a damper on festivities, in my most humble opinion...

Any Old Overshoe left? I know the Crown Royal is just a faded memory by now...with any luck, there might be something else of a certain level of drinkability remaining...and don't go bringing out that box of kosher wine again Rev...

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:01:23 PM

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Alan! Pull up a stool. Guess all those rumors about the repo man taking your computer were less than totally true.

Sorry about the CR bottle being drained. But just for you, I'll put the empty under your nose so you can smell the fumes while swilling down the Old Overshoe.

As for the world coming to an end, that's okay by me but only if it happens before the presidential election.

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LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:11:39 PM

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This place needs some music.


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DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, December 28, 2011 7:44:44 PM

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Hey Rump...I think the world ending and the presidential election are scheduled right around the same time, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence...

Nice to see you Sharon...though I think I may have just saw you outside somewhere...just saying...


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 9:09:28 AM

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Is it still 2011? If so, better get the most mileage possible before the model changes, starting with a mug of Busty's Best Brew. Fret not. Just mix it with a ratio of 9 parts Sams Club brandy to 1 part coffee and it's drinkable, and after a couple refills, it'll taste down right good. Honest.

Thanks for the song, Lady Sharon. And DM, your words of chronological catastrophy are a comfort in my declining years.

:glasses8

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LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 5:43:06 PM

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Two more days until 2012 ends, and I have two stories that are coming out next month and a guest blog spot as well. I'm working on a novella that's going to be for sale online and the first chapter will be posted on my blog.

To celebrate, my special brew is half-off!



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Guest
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 5:53:30 PM

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Sharon's drunk. She's already finished 2012 before the rest of us even start it! Pint Drunk clown drunken

Just kidding Sharon.
I'll have a glass of Sharon's beer. Appears to do the trick!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 7:15:57 PM

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Now both Sharon and Chef are plastered. That's fine by me, of course. Only problem is they're trying to teach Terrance how to skip rope and I can't see them demostrating how it's done. Just more proof, I suppose, that Life can be cruel to the young and beautiful--and a total bitch to the rest of us. :)

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 7:51:40 PM

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Good Evening Lushketeers...hey Chef, liking that new avatar pic btw...that other one was getting me dizzy every time I looked at it...I know it don't take much, but still...

And I see Sharon has big plans for the New Year...novels and guest spots...I just hope to see the New Year, and I'll be a happy camper...

Mr. Rumple...oh great keeper of the bar...have any of that there Sams Club VSOP brandy left? I'll take a tall glass, or two this way...might as well see the New Year in with somewhat of a buzz on...can't hurt I always say...

Cheers,
Alan.
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Guest
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 9:02:03 AM

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Thanks DM. Now if she just had red hair she'd look just like me. Yea that's the ticket. Embarassed

Terrance was getting pretty good at jump rope as long as he could remember his back legs. They always got caught up on the ropes.

Did Tose suck on a Christmas light bulb again? He seems to have a certain glow about him. *snicker*

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 9:37:39 AM

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Coffee's on. Okay, youse guys can come out of hiding. It's not too bad today. Of course, a heaping helping of Sams Club brandy does wonders for the drinking experience. It's use is highly recommended.

Hope Terrance keeps practicing that jump rope business. If for no other reason than it gets him out of the hot nut dispenser long enough to put in a fresh supply of pistachios.

That glow over at the Coma and Tose table may be due to light bulb consuption, but more likely they've gotten a fresh supply of Sterno.

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LadySharon
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 1:09:08 PM

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On this eve before New Year's Eve, I am partying it up tomorrow night at a sports bar. Yes there will be pics taken at the bar. I might have an after New Year's party written from the festivities. Is there any peppermint schnapps around?

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:01:47 PM

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Don't think we have any of that kraut stuff, Sharon. What about Peach Snapple instead? :)

note: Be sure to add plenty of salacious descriptions to the party photos and/or include them in your new story.

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2011 1:04:18 PM

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It's already next year in Aussieland., pushing midnight in the UK and five minutes till the end of the Meineke(sp) Car Care Bowl here in Texas. Guess that means it's time to swithc from Lone Star Beer to Irish coffee.

(sip) Ah, ambrosia.

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Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2011 8:56:50 PM

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Is that; Ambrosia south dakota Rump,
Or New Mexico?

It's not even midnight here, butt it is 10:53,,,,pm.
Happy New years everybody, each an every one of ya's Pour Wine Pour Wine Pour Wine Pour Wine Pour Wine Pour Wine
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, January 01, 2012 2:46:13 PM

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Looks like all the Rumplators are recovering from New Year's eve debauches. No services today, but the Right Rev Rumple will pray for your very mortal stomachs and heads.

Scooter, I've never been in either Ambrosia N.D. or N.M. and something tells me that's a very good thing. :)

Had an emergency shipment of Starbucks coffee brought in for the benefit of all those afflicted and in need of succor.

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REUNITINGhis need, her want, in a cab -- my contest entry

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LadySharon
Posted: Sunday, January 01, 2012 3:31:29 PM

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who said starbucks? I'll take some, after downing several highballs, vodka and cranberry juice, jack and cokes and amaretto sours.

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