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And you boys are after us to make our kitties clean and sweet for you! Then you pull this kid of joke??? Are guys really into this sort of thing??? http://www.baconlube.com/Kisses, Steph
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haha I mean I love Bacon.. but as a lube... I think not. Then everytime I eat bacon I would feel like i need to get off!
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Is this Kosher? (Sorry, I couldn't resist it  )
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I cant believe that, now if was beer flavored, I may have to try it.
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eww bacon flavored cock! gross!
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This is not natural
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Are you kidding me!? That's just retarded! 
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I can understand your watermelons, cherries, strawberries, cola flavours etc. They're supposed to be sweet and light flavours. Bacon is a bit too tasty, there shouldn't be something that tastes good enough to make someone want to bite down. *ouch!*
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3,000 on the waiting list? eeyew! 3,000 sickos
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Sounds pretty gross to me.... Ha, why not just use bacon fat, butter or beef dripping or something like that?? (not that I think that sounds much better... eeeew)
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No thanks ...
I put that right up there with bacon-flavored beer (seriously, somebody was looking for a bacon-flavored beer recipe a while back)
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Haha, there's even a massage oil too. Yuk!
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NO...NO...HELL NO! Still a strawberry or cherry flavor kinda guy. Some times natural is the very best taste...depending on the women and the amount I have drank. No matter the flavor, I still think eating pussy is the best foreplay ever. But not bacon.
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only us americans could think of something like this...
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Everything Is Better With Bacon!! Well Maybe Not This!!
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I'll pass on the bacon Thanks!
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"Sorry baby! I was really wanting to lick your wet pussy, but I'm gonna make a BLT instead. Want one?"
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Yeah...I've been waiting for this all my life... Now, if they just had egg flavored edible panties...can you say "Breakfast of Champions?"...
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Bacon flavored anything belongs in the pet stores. For example: Beggin' Strips - bacon-flavored dog treats Hmmm... now that I think about it though, do you think I could get my boyfriend to "sit up and beg" with this stuff? There might be more to this than originally thought...
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Haha! Some company's sad attempt at creating a niche. I don't think this is a guy thing but just someone trying to make a buck.
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So. Bacon lover that I am, I have a question. I heard that pineapple is good for a guy to eat to make his cum taste good(??) Well, instead of this dandy lube, what if he eats lots of yummy bacon? Sharing half with me, of course. Would that make his cum taste REALLY good? I mean GOODER than good?
Mmmmmmmmmm. Bacon. Bacon bacon bacon bacon. It's BACooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
I'm hungry...
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bassguitarbubba wrote:"Sorry baby! I was really wanting to lick your wet pussy, but I'm gonna make a BLT instead. Want one?" haha!!!! lol!!!
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Oral sex or Bacon? That's a tough call but it would have to be one or the other, not both at the same time. That's just wrong. Talking about strange tastes, does anyone from the UK know what happened to hedgehog flavoured crisps?
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Uh, no thanks. However...as a gag gift...it has unlimited possibilities. Along with the inflatable 'Love Ewe'. lol
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