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1Zratedgal
Posted: Saturday, December 24, 2011 8:24:10 PM

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And you boys are after us to make our kitties clean and sweet for you!
Then you pull this kid of joke???

Are guys really into this sort of thing???

http://www.baconlube.com/

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tisox5
Posted: Saturday, December 24, 2011 8:38:15 PM

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haha I mean I love Bacon.. but as a lube... I think not. Then everytime I eat bacon I would feel like i need to get off!

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Graham_X
Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 8:05:44 AM

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Is this Kosher? (Sorry, I couldn't resist it d'oh!)

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Posted: Thursday, December 29, 2011 11:04:09 AM

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I cant believe that, now if was beer flavored, I may have to try it.
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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 2:43:26 AM

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eww bacon flavored cock! gross!
ParMach
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 4:33:35 AM

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This is not natural

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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 5:21:40 AM

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Are you kidding me!? That's just retarded!



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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 5:25:10 AM

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I can understand your watermelons, cherries, strawberries, cola flavours etc. They're supposed to be sweet and light flavours. Bacon is a bit too tasty, there shouldn't be something that tastes good enough to make someone want to bite down. *ouch!*

This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 6:25:55 AM

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3,000 on the waiting list? eeyew! 3,000 sickos
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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 6:31:23 AM

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Sounds pretty gross to me.... Ha, why not just use bacon fat, butter or beef dripping or something like that?? (not that I think that sounds much better... eeeew)
Buz
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 6:53:23 AM

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Bacon lube? No way!!!! Maybe apple cinnamon.

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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 7:21:24 AM

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No thanks ...
I put that right up there with bacon-flavored beer (seriously, somebody was looking for a bacon-flavored beer recipe a while back)
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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 12:52:32 PM

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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 1:49:08 PM

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Haha, there's even a massage oil too. Yuk!
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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 2:06:42 PM

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No way!!!
StraightStick602
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 2:50:58 PM

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NO...NO...HELL NO! Still a strawberry or cherry flavor kinda guy. Some times natural is the very best taste...depending on the women and the amount I have drank. No matter the flavor, I still think eating pussy is the best foreplay ever. But not bacon.
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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 3:02:16 PM

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only us americans could think of something like this...
Nikki703
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 4:42:33 PM

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Everything Is Better With Bacon!! Well Maybe Not This!!
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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 5:29:18 PM

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I'll pass on the bacon Thanks!
bassguitarbubba
Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 10:18:25 PM

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"Sorry baby! I was really wanting to lick your wet pussy, but I'm gonna make a BLT instead. Want one?"
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Posted: Friday, December 30, 2011 11:14:25 PM

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Yeah...I've been waiting for this all my life...

Now, if they just had egg flavored edible panties...can you say "Breakfast of Champions?"...


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Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2011 12:10:00 AM

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Bacon flavored anything belongs in the pet stores. For example: Beggin' Strips - bacon-flavored dog treats

Hmmm... now that I think about it though, do you think I could get my boyfriend to "sit up and beg" with this stuff?
There might be more to this than originally thought...

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Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2011 3:09:30 AM

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Haha! Some company's sad attempt at creating a niche. I don't think this is a guy thing but just someone trying to make a buck.
Kayte7
Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2011 11:18:23 AM

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So. Bacon lover that I am, I have a question. I heard that pineapple is good for a guy to eat to make his cum taste good(??) Well, instead of this dandy lube, what if he eats lots of yummy bacon? Sharing half with me, of course. Would that make his cum taste REALLY good? I mean GOODER than good?
Mmmmmmmmmm. Bacon. Bacon bacon bacon bacon. It's BACooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!

I'm hungry...

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Posted: Saturday, December 31, 2011 3:03:13 PM

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bassguitarbubba wrote:
"Sorry baby! I was really wanting to lick your wet pussy, but I'm gonna make a BLT instead. Want one?"

haha!!!! lol!!!
Graham_X
Posted: Sunday, January 01, 2012 6:09:22 PM

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Oral sex or Bacon?

That's a tough call but it would have to be one or the other, not both at the same time. That's just wrong.

Talking about strange tastes, does anyone from the UK know what happened to hedgehog flavoured crisps?



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Posted: Sunday, January 01, 2012 10:41:00 PM

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Uh, no thanks. However...as a gag gift...it has unlimited possibilities. Along with the inflatable 'Love Ewe'. lol
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