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That awkward moment on Lush when you intend to 'whisper' in the chat room, and don't quite get it right - wouldn't you agree, Seacreature ?!! 
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WellMadeMale wrote:The Awkward moment... -On your laptop and when you click on Firefox browser to load up.. and Lush is your homepage...and you've got family watching over your shoulder so you can show them some cool youtube video... And up pops - LUSH in all its glory on your start up page. Doh!  I always have Lush hidden, but if you have new PMs, it jumps to the front - awkward indeed... FYI - on a mac, if you hit the apple key and H, the screen disappears VERY quickly and looks like your browser has crashed... Dunno if CTRL+H would work on a PC....
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swollen wrote:That awkward moment on Lush when you intend to 'whisper' in the chat room, and don't quite get it right - wouldn't you agree, Seacreature ?!! Yep agree and maybe also you select "passionate kisses" chat to lover friend and then you see one of your male friends that you know is straight. You haven't chatted for a while and just rushing and say GaDay Mate before you relies you are making a grander statement. BTW swollen we should be friends again. Ummm sure we were once!
Klingon: chaw' jIH muSHa' SoH porgh 'ej yab translated let me love you body and mind
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Joined: 8/26/2011
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Location: Northeastern Untied Sates, United States
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That awkward moment when you mean to send your wife a sexy little email, but send it to a coworker instead (at least it didn't go to the whole office... whew)
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 9/9/2011
Posts: 55
Location: West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
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Yes, Playsit. So the email wasn't for me?
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 5/2/2009
Posts: 1,011
Location: United States
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That awkward moment when your husband climbs into bed for the night and asks "what is this" and pulls my vibrator out from under the sheets! Oops must have been a quickie forget to put that away!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 1,803
Location: Sublime Heights, Germany
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When you play with someone and then they don't come online for awhile and when they do, you say to them "hey, i don't think we have met before, i'm josh"
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 211
Location: Northeastern Untied Sates, United States
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The awkward moment when you find your eldest son's pillow dressed in a bra and panties.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,625
Location: So Cal, United States
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the first time she catch's you dressed up in her cloths........
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Joined: 11/30/2006
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The awkward moment when you are in your 19 year old son's room talking to him and his girlfriend while casually putting his clothes away and what is in the drawer that you open.....HIS SEX TOY collection! The girlfriend's face turned about 15 shades of red! LOL.
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Rank: The Linebacker
Joined: 3/2/2011
Posts: 3,289
Location: Atlanta, United States
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An awkward moment is when there are only 2 people in the car and one of you farts.
Please check out my newest story: "10 Items Or Less"http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/10-items-or-less.aspxOr my previous story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-land-of-salvation-and-sin.aspx
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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the awkward moment when your mum walks in on you with your vibrator on full
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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That awkward moment when you sexting and your boss is reading over your shoulder
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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That awkward moment when you accidently mention the actual name of this website while talking to your family.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Putting a message on the forum for the person you think is there, but someone else posts in between who the message is totally inappropriate for; such as I post "I would love to lick your genitals" for adele and Buz intervenes -- Ouch!!!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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When you have been chatting with someone for months and months and suddenly they change the direction of your relationship without any warnings... and I am at a lose for words...
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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When you post a funny pic in a forum, but accidentally post a rude one because you haven't actually pasted the link for the correct image...
(and you hope against hope that no one saw it!)
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,625
Location: So Cal, United States
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when your chatting with a friend of nonsensical things and they start wanting to get into your panties and your just not into it with or for them
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,066
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That awkward moment when your peeing in front of your partner and you have the need to go #2's...... Umm get out *slams door*
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/7/2012
Posts: 816
Location: United Kingdom
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That awkward moment when your ex and your current other half meet each other for the first time and your ex still wants you........
Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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That awkward moment when you are surfing for porn and one of your kids looks over your shoulder
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 1/7/2012
Posts: 816
Location: United Kingdom
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poizenivy wrote:That awkward moment when you are surfing for porn and one of your kids looks over your shoulder Or a parent.....
Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 1/4/2012
Posts: 43
Location: thats a secret, United Kingdom
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That awkward moment you glance at someone staring at you
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 1/4/2012
Posts: 43
Location: thats a secret, United Kingdom
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That awkward moment the teacher cracks a joke and nobody laughs
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,546
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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That awkward moment when you're not wearing panties on a windy day and you totally have a Marilyn Monroe moment.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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hehe...I have had one of those moments!!
That awkward moment when you are flipping someone off behind their back and they turn around and see it
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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That awkward moment is when I showed my very first story "Her prize tonight" to my wife, her comment after reading it was "Where is the beginning, and where is the end?".
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 1/4/2012
Posts: 43
Location: thats a secret, United Kingdom
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the awkward moment when voldemort sneezes
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 737
Location: The Naughty Mansion, Australia
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the awkward moment when you tell someone that you want them and you get nothing in return...not even a smile
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/14/2011
Posts: 25
Location: United States
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the awkward moment when you visit your brother after you get done with your deployment and find that your girlfriend has been sleeping with and liveing with him for months :/
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