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Granted, but they wouldn't show up because they are with someone else.
I wish that that special person would call me right about now
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,062
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Granted, but the connection is so bad that you cannot hear them.
I wish I could have the best sex of my life!
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Joined: 10/6/2010
Posts: 2,350
Location: My imagination
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Granted but a witch casts a spell on you and you forget it as soon as it's over. I wish santa would leave a million dollars under my christmas tree this year
 Click here to find out why Rapunzel is sneaking into someone else's tower!Every time you click on it, Pablo gets a little more manly! |
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Granted, but it is monopoly money.
I wish my one true love would come into my life and love me as well.
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Granted -- however as soon as he comes into your life he is arrested for bigamy, convicted, and spends the ten best years of your life in jail. So sorry.
I wish that slutpuppy would come down my chimney on Christmas dressed only in a Santa hat.
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Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,594
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Granted my dear, since it's chrissy, go for it, she's all yours, that's if she doesn't get stuck halfway down I wish I wasn't so drunk right now
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Granted -- instead you're drunk all Christmas Eve and Christmas, alienating all of those you know PLUS Santa and baby Jesus. Ouch! Don't know if you can recover from that!
As my Christmas present, I wish Wildcat would do the dance of the seven veils for me, with only six.
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Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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Granted, my dear, I have all the moves ready to blow your mind... and other things... you have my address right? bring your sunscreen I wish to enjoy a white Christmas
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Joined: 11/26/2010
Posts: 428
Location: Southeast part of the state
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Granted -- but unfortunately for you it is in Antarctica and you freeze your ass off.
I wish that some sexy woman Lushie would make me her sex slave.
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Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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granted, however she is is only interested in having you watch while her other 6 sex slaves actually service her.
I wish I won some money so I can upgrade my seats on my upcoming trip
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted -- however in first class you get stuck next to a perv who slobbers over your boobs, making the trip a nightmare. So sorry!
I wish I could control slutpuppy's mind so that she could only think about me.
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Joined: 4/8/2011
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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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granted, but she thinks only about escaping your control.
I wish hap would let me tit slap him silly.... then wake up and realize it was all just a dream
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Joined: 11/26/2010
Posts: 428
Location: Southeast part of the state
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Granted -- but even though he thinks it is a dream, you really did tit slap him, and he has it on hidden video, and when he sees it he knows it wasn't a dream, and you've made Hap VERY happy, so he is no longer "imhapless" but "imhappy."
I wish that I could draw a perfect woman and she would come to life.
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,062
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Granted-- she comes to life and is the perfect woman apart from the fact you can never touch her...or you will get a paper cut
I wish I had a huge bouncy castle
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granted. but first u have to blow up ur bouncy castle with your own breath...
I wish I had a jinn in a ring that would always grant me wishes...
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Granted, but it only grants wishes in an extinct language, one you don't know. How frustrating, huh Scarlett?
I wish that one of the stories I wrote was real
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granted... however, the story that comes true is one that u really didnt like the ending to so it not as satisfing as you would have hoped.
I wish my hero would realize my undying affections for him and ask me for coffee sometime...
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Joined: 12/25/2011
Posts: 101
Location: New Zealand
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granted but at your coffee date he tells you hes gay and has a new boyfrien nd givs you the glory details
i wish for a long hard good sexing the best of my life
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Granted -- however the guy is an ax murderer and it is the last one too. (Ouch! Way harsh, sorry, but Rapunzel made me do it)
I wish that when any woman posted after me in a forum she would have to give me a blow job. Ooohhh, how sweet just thinking about it -- sigh!
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Granted, but she bites it off when it is in her mouth.
I wish to have the best orgasm of my life!
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Joined: 4/8/2011
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granted, every woman gives you a blow job. However, your hair falls out from the constant use of a blow dryer on it. upside is, you'll never have to pay for a haircut again. Obviously for hap
granted, you have the best orgasm of your life. Enjoy it, it is also your last.
I wish hap would realize no lushie will ever "sleep" with him
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted -- I do realize that, but who said anything about "sleeping" -- so can I come over for some playtime, adele?
I wish that adele would invite me over to play
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Granted Hap, but once you get there you realize Adele is a Succubus that makes you her drain feeder boy toy and you don't ever get to orgasm.
I wish Hap wouldn't tell on me cause then I gotta go and yank his leash since the Succubus he now belongs to is actually one of my minions!
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Rank: Story Lover
Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 2,580
Location: Fantasy City, United States
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Granted. But the minion that owns Hap starts telling on you and convinces the others to do the same, a revolt ensues and you must hang your head in shame. I wish I could stay in bed all day and have orgasm after orgasm...after orgasm!
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Granted -- but your hand gets so tired that it cramps up and you can't use it for weeks thereafter.
I wish I could live in a wild animal sanctuary for a week.
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Joined: 4/8/2011
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granted, but you get eaten on the second day there. So sorry......
I wish that I could meet a dozen lushies this year in person
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Joined: 11/26/2010
Posts: 428
Location: Southeast part of the state
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Granted -- you meet in jail, all arrested for "crimes against something or other."
I wish there was a potion that could make anything I want instantly grow larger just by pouring the potion on it.
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Joined: 4/8/2011
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granted, but you accidently spill it all on your feet. now you cant find shoes that fit, sleep in a bed with your feet coverd. and walking ain't easy either. as far as sex, no girls can stop laughing long enough to have sex. so sorry.
I wish that my kitty would stop crying
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted -- those aren't tears leaking from your vagina, it's juice from your excitement at thinking about sex with Hap. The only cure, actually do it!
I wish that adele could say "I lust after you" in 14 different languages and 3 dialects.
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granted, however it will never be said to you.
I wish I had twice as much storage space as I have.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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