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Charles Bronson: You believe in Jesus?
Punk: Yeah I do (smiles)
Charles Bronson: Well You're Gonna Meet him soon
Death Wish III
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Heathers
Shannon D.(Heather):Well Fuck me gently with a Chain Saw.
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Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
DOGMA
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This one isn't a favorite movie, but I thought it was funny. Actually saw this as I channel surfed last night.
Farrah Fawcett's character in Cannonball Run
"You know what I love about trees? You can lie underneath them in the moonlight... with the leaves blowing in the breeze... and ball your brains out."
Gotta love a fellow nature lover! Lol!
And she just said so innocently!
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"Hansel... so hot right now... Hansel"
-Zoolander
*INSERT SOMETHING WHITTY HERE*
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On behalf of the group I hope we passed the audition- John Lennon (the Beatles Rooftop Concert which was their last ever)
- Let it Be
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The Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal- A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
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Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Princess Bride
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Gone with Wind
Ret Buttler Franky my dear I don't give a dam
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
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Gone with Wind
Ret Buttler Franky my dear I don't give a dam
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
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Hobson: "You spoiled little bastard! You're a man who has everything, haven't you, but that's not enough. You feel unloved, Arthur, welcome to the world. Everyone is unloved. Now stop feeling sorry for yourself. And incidentally, I love you."
Arthur
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Say Hello to my little friend - Scarface
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Got a couple from the same movie  The Goonies Chunk Like Chocolate. Your breathe smells like fish heads.
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"Fight Club"
The narrator (edward norton): you met me at a very strange time in my life.
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Terence Mann (James Earl Jones) from Field of Dreams:
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come."
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Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean "I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt"
 Click here to find out why Rapunzel is sneaking into someone else's tower!Every time you click on it, Pablo gets a little more manly! |
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leave the gun take the cannoli - The Godfather
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Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them. - Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City
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There are way too many to pick just one, but here are a few.
From Dodgeball -
Patches O'Houlihan: And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!
From Full Metal Jacket -
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
From Anchorman -
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is largely influenced by whether or not I have bread". - Mitch Hedberg
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From Gone With the Wind - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
From the Wizard of Oz - Uh, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
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From Lawrence of Arabia. An Arab lad keeps failing to be able to put out a match with his fingers as Lawrence does all through the movie, and asks Lawrence "what is the trick"? Lawrence reply's " the trick is to not mind the pain"!
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There are way too many to pick just one, but here are a few.
SAW II :
By creating a legacy.By living a life worth remembering you become Immortal
Smokey and the Bandit:
When you tell someone something,It depends on what part of the country your standing in,as to how dumb you are
Backdraft:
The funny thing about firemen is... Night and day they are always firemen.
Batman begins:
It's not who you are underneathe, but what you do that defines you
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"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?"
- BEN BRADDOCK (Dustin Hoffman) in The Graduate (1967)
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Hobson; perhaps you want me to come in there and wash your dick for you? You little shit.
Arthur
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You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with you!
Arthur
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Pretty Woman: Lady at polo match: Edward is our most eligible bachelor, everyone is trying to land him. Vivian: Oh, I'm not trying to land him, I'm just using him for sex. Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you? Vivian: I was in here yesterday, you wouldn't wait on me. Shop assistant: Oh. Vivian: You people work on commission, right? Shop assistant: Yeah. Vivian: Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now.
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“Cancel that bitch! I'll buy another one.”
New Jack City
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Good Will Hunting:
"Oh I don't know that. Let me tell you what I do know. Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out, we have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it's great. But you what the best part of my day is? It's for about 10 seconds from when I pull up to the curb to when I get to your door. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No good-bye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just left. I don't know much, but I know that."
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"Here's looking at you, kid."
Casablanca
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My favourite line from a movie is
the lady might slip and cut your jugular
All your blood would be on the floor in four minutes
I have seen this i have done this
You do not want this.
This is from you dont mess with the zohan
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