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underthehood
Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 3:12:24 AM

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"What's more, all pod exteriors are sealed with photo-resistant membranes to protect the artifacts inside from solar radiation."

From 'The Last Symbol' by Dan Brown.

This clearly rules out outdoor sex Think
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Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 3:45:26 AM

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Mazza wrote:


Pick up the first book nearest to you, turn to page 45 and read the first sentence - this describes what your sex life will be like in 2012


Thought I'd quote this seeing as we are on a new page. I'll pick up another book too:

Linnan and the others banged the warning drum about a massive sexual epidemic.

From The Wisdom of Whores, by Elizabeth Pisani

(Get in!!! That sounds GOOD!)
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Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 7:09:38 AM

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Another one:

"We see how long we can do it and how hard before we fall off."

Little Altars Everywhere - Rebecca Wells

(that sounds a bit more promising)
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Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 7:10:46 AM

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Kathleen begins to recite the history as if she's scripted it in advance, and there's a chill around her now, less of an attempt to be friendly.

From Red Mist by Patricia Cornwell

SerraKitty
Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 9:32:32 AM

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"Oh, God, not again."
Wolf at the Door, by Christine Warren

That was my exact thought when I read it. Thanks Mazza. lol
etairay
Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 3:35:57 PM

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laughing6 ..drawn from an ice queen, and instinct said he was capable of stoking that fire a whole lot higher.
(every girl's secret fantasy by robyn grady)

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 Dancing
Irishdrifter
Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 4:50:03 PM

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Gardner had purchased the wreck,but he had only a single whaleboat left to sell.
(In the Heart of the Sea) by Nathaniel Philbrick


Mazza. It's not looking good so far. LOL.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 4:53:13 PM

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Oh guys, it's not looking so good for any of us, huh??

Thank goodness for Lush, eh??
Irishdrifter
Posted: Wednesday, January 11, 2012 5:14:04 PM

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Mazza. Well it's only January. We have plenty of time to improve the situation. Then again maybe we should just cheat
and get a book with a hotter first sentence on pg.45 LOL
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012 5:17:50 AM

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'She wanted him, she wanted him inside her, against her.'

From Sweet Life 2, Erotic Fantasies For Couples

There, that's more like it, isn't it??
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012 5:40:25 AM

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Bin Laden himself was a major financial contributor to the organisation and Markaz is in many ways a Pakistani version of al-Qaeda.

From Masterminds of Terror.

I'm not reading a damn thing into how this affects my sex life. Can I wear stillettos with a burqa?

Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012 6:55:35 AM

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Almost two months of traveling, of pilgrimage, my joy in life has returned, but I lie awake all night, wondering if that sense of joy will stay with me when I return home.

"Lie awake at night with a sense of joy" mmmmhhhh, better not be alone

Aleph, Paolo Coelho
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012 8:14:06 AM

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Would you rather have a voodoo mouse that allowed you to drag and drop people in real life as if they were on a computer screen or have a photo-editing program that actually made people change to whatever you did to them on screen?

"Would You Rather?" Justin Heimberg & David Gomberg

This could be interesting..............
Irishdrifter
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012 8:31:14 AM

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Mazza wrote:
'She wanted him, she wanted him inside her, against her.'

From Sweet Life 2, Erotic Fantasies For Couples

There, that's more like it, isn't it??


Mazza. Great choice. Now we're talking.
I guess i need to get some different books. Then again that's why i am here at lush.
SerraKitty
Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 2:45:59 AM

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"It's a hobby," she said.
From Stephen Kings, Just After Sunset
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Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 4:09:07 AM

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"Agent Starling,you've seen the coverage in the papers and on television, you've been widely identified as the shooter in the death of Evelda Drumgo"

Hannibal by Thomas Harris
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Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 12:25:24 PM

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"Now, after a moment of silence during which the walker may have been inspecting my bicycle in the hall, I heard a fumbling at the latch and saw the paneled door swing open"
(Eldritch Tales by H P Lovecraft)

I guess with a bit of imagination there's some innuendo in there :P
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Posted: Friday, January 13, 2012 12:45:54 PM

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Standing there, she felt a sudden chill.

The Final Kill...Meg O'brien

Well, at least I am probably naked
redhot363236
Posted: Thursday, February 02, 2012 1:46:27 AM

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I tasted her and she was delicious, just like always.
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Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 10:44:28 AM

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"Apply a different form for the shadows of the skin and for the shiny materials like the latex, leather or plastic" - The Monster Book of Manga.

Apparently my sex life is going to get pretty kinky even if it does get decidedly more humid and sweaty. :)
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Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 5:12:00 PM

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"Hey there, sweet girl," he says. like he's known me all his life. I sniff his fingers; they smell like cedar and sweet cream" The Mammoth Book of the Best EROTICA. (Good Kitty by Shanna Germain)
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Posted: Monday, February 06, 2012 7:36:52 PM

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Mazza wrote:


Pick up the first book nearest to you, turn to page 45 and read the first sentence - this describes what your sex life will be like in 2012




"i can't yet agree with your and my mother's idea that i should go with the ambassador to ****."

ok... i am sorry the book on my beside table is a translation of The Sorrows of Young Werther by Goethe......

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Posted: Thursday, February 09, 2012 10:56:46 AM

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Dear Abbie, I want to apologize for not talking with you sooner...

Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul , not exactly sexy is it?
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Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 9:23:12 PM

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There isn't a book nearby but there is a hockey magazine...page 45, 1st line....

Rebuild or re-tool? Perhaps it's a little of both.

Thanks Mazza...my sex life is a shambles for the remainder of the year...LMAO
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Posted: Thursday, March 22, 2012 9:57:56 PM

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"He was her partner in dancing, her lead on the hunting field, her conspirator in the silly practical jokes that she loved to play, and her equal when she wanted to talk of politics, or theology, or poetry." (or sex??)

page 45, first sentence - The Virgin's Lover by Philippa Gregory (2004)

I'll take it! As long as he's over 6 feet! *dancing with a tall dark man!* :)

A Milf series combined with Office Sex *fans face* .... The Secretary and The Student
starting with The Secretary and The Student - first part

Enjoy!!

For the Anal Lovers .... come enjoy my RR honoured An Alluring Ass

Another Sex in the Office Poem (I know you love those!!) In Your Office

Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 24, 2012 11:48:45 AM

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I dont have a book nearby so picked up the Empire magazine! lol

Pg 45 - Like crazy - blue valentine :P
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Posted: Wednesday, April 11, 2012 2:17:09 AM

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... awoke from an afternoon nap in which he had been crawling through a baking desert under a flamethrower sky, and found that this was more or less true.

Pg 45 - The Science of Discworld - Terry Pratchett




amy221
Posted: Monday, August 13, 2012 2:48:52 AM

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Mazza wrote:


Pick up the first book nearest to you, turn to page 45 and read the first sentence - this describes what your sex life will be like in 2012

Mine is:

‎'Stop it! Stop it!' cried the manager, poking the walking stick through the bars and knocking the books apart.
(from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, by JK Rowling)

(ha, I know it's a shit thread, but there's worse out there, HUH?????)



Well I'm about to bore everyone to death. First sentence on p. 45

Pilgrim writers universally reported that Wampanoag families were close and loving--more so than English families, some thought Europeans in those days tended to view children as moving straight from infancy to adulthood around the age of seven, and often thereupon sent them out to work.

1491 by Charles C. Mann

Well I did say it would bore you. Don't quite see how it describes my sex life. LOL Unless it means my sex life will be boring as well.

love, amy
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Posted: Monday, August 13, 2012 1:02:25 PM

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All this awaited me in the suite, while he, once he had left me at the hotel would go away somewhere alone towards the sea perhaps.

Don't sound like a whole heap of fun to me :(

Rebecca
Daphne Du Maurier 1938
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Posted: Monday, August 13, 2012 2:35:38 PM

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I have just returned from a visit to my landlord - the solitary neighbour that I shall be troubled with.

Withering Heithts
Jane Eyre 1847


nooooooooooooooooooo if you saw my neighbour you would take pity on me and help me into hiding!!!
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