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Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Damn, did that happen to you?!?!
That awkward moment when you fart during sex
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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... when a person comes up and greets you excitedly and you have no clue who it is...
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 11/18/2011
Posts: 55
Location: Fantasy Island
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When I realized that my bikini bottom was swimming along, close to my neck 
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 1/4/2012
Posts: 43
Location: thats a secret, United Kingdom
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the awkward moment when your taking a shower at a friends. you get naked then realise you have no idea how the shower works
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 9/26/2010
Posts: 605
Location: Toronto, Canada
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When someone is J walking, and you wave them to go, than they wave you to go. You start going, and they start walking. You stop, and wave them, and they stop and wave you. You both look at each other like idiots.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/9/2012
Posts: 109
Location: United Kingdom
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The awkward moment when your caught with an erection by your female friends.
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 3/5/2012
Posts: 5
Location: Tampa, United States
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That awkward moment when your on the top bunk with a girl, pants around your ankles and your moms walks in. She then askes whats going on, you say "nothing" and she says "Lift your legs up". Then you realize no matter what you do your fucked so you just lay there till she freaks out. Yaaaaaaa.
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Rank: Active Ink Slinger
Joined: 8/8/2011
Posts: 40
Location: United Kingdom
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That awkward moment when you're cybering (on cam) and you're parents walk in.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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when your wife is going down on you and your 2 year old (who you thought was sleeping) walks in and says "MOMMY GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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The awkward moment when your dogs cold nose touches your ass as you fuck
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,603
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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That awkward moment when you fire up Windows Media Player and lesbian porn comes blaring out, much to the surprise and amusement of your girlfriend.
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,581
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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That awkward run/walk thing you do when someone in a car lets you cross the street.
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 7/31/2009
Posts: 605
Location: between fantasy & reality, United Kingdom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/5/2011
Posts: 583
Location: In my mind, Australia
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couldbyours wrote:The awkward moment when you are in your 19 year old son's room talking to him and his girlfriend while casually putting his clothes away and what is in the drawer that you open.....HIS SEX TOY collection! The girlfriend's face turned about 15 shades of red! LOL. I believe your son is a "big boy" now and should put away his own clothes. ;-) That awkward moment when your on the cusp of orgasming and your mother calls on the phone to ask how your day is. Killing the feeling.
Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu. Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula." Axl - That's not "uvula." From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 6/1/2012
Posts: 4
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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN BOTH OF YOU ARE SO SWEET AND AGGRESSIVE IN CHAT BUT WHEN YOU MEET, PERSONALLY BOTH OF YOU CAN'T SAY A THING AND LOOK INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES..LOL
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 4/18/2012
Posts: 88
Location: South Carolina, United States
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That awkward moment when your wife's best friend "accidently" rubs her full front against you.....
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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that awkward moment when you are cybering with someone, bringing them to the edge of orgasm and your internet goes down
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Penguin Wrangler
Joined: 12/25/2010
Posts: 1,581
Location: Under Your Bed, United States
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That awkward moment when you're in a lush chatroom and a guy won't stop hounding you. Like....do you pull the bitch card and flip out, or do you use wit to bypass his advances?
"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You." - Dr. Seuss
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/5/2011
Posts: 583
Location: In my mind, Australia
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That awkward moment when:
You answer the phone thinking you are talking to one sister and she askes "What do you think of Marie's new tattoo on FB?"
Then you start to bag out the other sister's tattoo until she says "Do you know who are talking to?"
That's right I got caught almost bagging out my sister Marie's tattoo by Marie.
Axl - Take a look at our piercing menu.
Daria - I don't think that's how you spell "uvula."
Axl - That's not "uvula."
From: "Daria" episode "Pierce Me"
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/6/2009
Posts: 3,603
Location: Hanging around, Glasgow, United Kingdom
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slipperywhenwet2012 wrote:That awkward moment when you're in a lush chatroom and a guy won't stop hounding you. Like....do you pull the bitch card and flip out, or do you use wit to bypass his advances? If tact doesn't work, go bitchy on his arse, but avoid the awkward moment when he likes bitchy. A balance is required, methinks
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,286
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How about the awkward moment when a co-worker shows you a picture of her grown son and says, "Isn't he handsome?" And he isn't...<crickets>
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/30/2011
Posts: 2,054
Location: South, United States
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Yelling out my ex-girlfriends name as I came, when it was my wife I was having sex with.
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest/and-sister-makes-three.aspx
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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the awkward moment when you have just made a date with someone, then someone else that you REALLY want to do out with asks you out for the same day.
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/27/2012
Posts: 208
Location: United States
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That akward moment where a language barrier gets you into trouble....agreed to something you shouldn't have now your promised to some dude and his two goats...scary
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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not reading a profile and finding out that girl you've been flirting with is a dude!
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/30/2011
Posts: 2,054
Location: South, United States
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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your boss showing you a phone call list that shows you dialed into a radio contest like 50 times in a row!
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/30/2011
Posts: 2,054
Location: South, United States
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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farting on an escalator
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Author
Joined: 10/22/2011
Posts: 2,005
Location: Expat in, Russia
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That awkward moment when you realize she isn't pregnant, she just looks it.
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