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lafayettemister wrote:
Pfft, we all know your copy and paste finger is the same as your diddling finger. That sucker is on the verge of overheating as it is. Better not "warm" it up much more.
Diddling? I NEVER diddle....ahhhh...who am I kidding...no one believes that...  BTW, I really prefer battery-operated diddling!  TMI?
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OK....I'm going out on a limb here with my failing memory...but a few months ago our MISS SPRITE had something up about posting some "nekked"....that is the same as "naked" to the more civilized folk...pictures of herself. Either she took them down...or only had them posted for a day...or something like that. Now if she would put those "NEKKED" pictures up...well I'd visit her site as often as allowed and......!! Rick...still ASLEEP down in the sleepy south!!
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Mara is not allowed to enter this one again, is she? What did she get, like 10k views in one month if I recall the last time... She earned that Lush Princess title... I should go talk to her and see what she did btw...I have no clue... 
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To help only those who don't think they stand a chance, I am going to offer some help. Simply go to http://www.lushstories.com/fugs and send me a private message and briefly say you want me to visit your page for the competition. I will then visit your page three times daily (morn, noon and night) for the whole month of February. 
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Fugs wrote:To help only those who don't think they stand a chance, I am going to offer some help. Simply go to http://www.lushstories.com/fugs and send me a private message and briefly say you want me to visit your page for the competition. I will then visit your page three times daily (morn, noon and night) for the whole month of February. I saw what you did there! 
βIt is a great thing to know your vices.β
β Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Okay all, in order to get into this competition I am posting a picture of my pecker on my page at www.lushstories.com/buz...go see MY PECKER!!!!  
Please check out my newest story: "10 Items Or Less"http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/10-items-or-less.aspxOr my previous story: http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/in-the-land-of-salvation-and-sin.aspx
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Just posted pictures of Nicola on my page...get it while it's hot!!! More like these on there... 
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for service charge of $10 i will post links on my page to other peoples page. i'm nice that way.
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oh, and for the record, yeah, time to start putting up the pantie shot avatars again *giggles*
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Milik_The_Red wrote:I saw what you did there! Shhhhhh, No you didn't  lol
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Fugs wrote:Shhhhhh, No you didn't lol lol - sadly, i went and checked out your page before the contest began - that should hold me for another, oh... 30 days or so :)
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Give my page a look while you are at it. But do it incognito and don't tell anyone. http://www.lushstories.com/artman
You are invited to read Passionate Danger, Part II, a story collaboration by Kim and ArtMan. http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/passionate-danger-part-ii.aspx
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Spriteness wrote:i guess this would be a good time to mention that my lover recently took a series of photos of me, naked, and hogtied.... i think there's video too - might have to post it. You know Miss Spriteness...posting naked pictures on your page might be seen as a cheap, dirty trick just to get more views to your page just to win this contest... You know, if that's the way you want to play...I might just post some of those hundreds of pictures you've been sending me the past couple of years... Maybe even the ones of you back when you were a teenager with all your cheerleader friends in plaid skirts...I might even post them this month right here on my page come to think of it... Profile Page - DirtyMartinihttp://www.lushstories.com/dirtymartini
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Here are the Top 10 for January, for those that may need some pointers  Member: Uniquessubmissivemom72 12,939 bostongirl 9,366 naughtyannie 9,153 schmuckatelli 8,955 kim 8,536 sprite 8,378 maria1408 8,249 cumgirl 7,894 jillinjulie 7,448 eniale 7,350 laradirtygirl 6,902
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nicola wrote:Here are the Top 10 for January, for those that may need some pointers Oh damn...I'm gonna have a little trouble competing here I see... I might have to resort to some cheap and totally shameless self-promo techniques... Just saying... 
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Damn, things are hotting up here...
I can see I'm way out Of my league when DM is even posting a topless AV!!
I need to re-group...
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Damn I am totally effed! 
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker 
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DirtyMartini wrote:Oh damn...I'm gonna have a little trouble competing here I see... I might have to resort to some cheap and totally shameless self-promo techniques... Just saying... I already updated my signature for the occasion! Oh and PS. To the powers that be: I am not willing to give out enough PI for you to give me my $100 dolars so if I win I would graciously allow the money to go back into the site and compensate for all the hard work that is done here. Just saying. if you'd rather keep your money here's my link LOL: http://www.lushstories.com/secretjanedoe
Ladies and Gentleman I Give You My Pussy: http://www.lushstories.com/secretjanedoe
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i would join but since it took me over 6 months to hit 1000 im gonna have to passed cause i would stand a chance
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secretjanedoe wrote:I already updated my signature for the occasion! Oh and PS. To the powers that be: I am not willing to give out enough PI for you to give me my $100 dolars so if I win I would graciously allow the money to go back into the site and compensate for all the hard work that is done here. Just saying. if you'd rather keep your money here's my link LOL: http://www.lushstories.com/secretjanedoe Is it going to be another stolen image from the porn site, watchmygf.com, to go with your fake ass made up career / profile? If you had a little more intelligence about you, it would be more difficult to spot your new accounts. Tenacious as well as thick 
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nicola wrote:Is it going to be another stolen image from the porn site, watchmygf.com, to go with your fake ass made up career / profile? If you had a little more intelligence about you, it would be more difficult to spot your new accounts. Tenacious as well as thick LOL...I think she's trying to tell you something... Just saying...
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DirtyMartini wrote:LOL...I think she's trying to tell you something... Just saying... you think? lol - you're SO observant!
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I thought I was being subtle He'll just come back with another ridiculous made up profile. What have we had so far? Medical Student CIA Officer Astronaut Brain Surgeon US President CEO of a Fortune 500 Company And they always have the body of a porn star. It's uncanny! lol Talking of Fortune 500 companies, I still find this amusing: 
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nicola wrote:I thought I was being subtle He'll just come back with another ridiculous made up profile. What have we had so far? Medical Student CIA Officer Astronaut Brain Surgeon US President CEO of a Fortune 500 Company And they always have the body of a porn star. It's uncanny! lol Talking of Fortune 500 companies, I still find this amusing: we should have a contest: guess the next profession :D
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Attention Whore Wannabe Spriteness wrote:
you think? lol - you're SO observant!
Nothing gets by me...you should know that by now...um, what you trying to say anyway? And stop posting all those naked pictures of yourself all over my profile page, will ya? It's starting to get way too cluttered...I might have to start taking them down soon if it gets too bad... Just sayin'
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DirtyMartini wrote:
Nothing gets by me...you should know that by now...um, what you trying to say anyway?
And stop posting all those naked pictures of yourself all over my profile page, will ya? It's starting to get way too cluttered...I might have to start taking them down soon if it gets too bad...
Just sayin'
fine, i'll just have to post them on my page then - and here i was trying to help you out.
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Miss Evil Vengeful Spriteness wrote:
fine, i'll just have to post them on my page then - and here i was trying to help you out.
Hmmm...you know, I'd really like to help you out too... Which way did you come in again?
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sprite wrote:
we should have a contest: guess the next profession :D
I think I'm gonna go with nicola's stalker since he keeps coming back Oh wait you said GUESS the next profession...
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