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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,640
Location: Island of tranquility
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Has a secret room filled with pics of LM wearing panties.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Will only have sex in the missionary position
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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Has a pet rooster that he chokes daily out of love........ 
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 392
Location: in your dreams. , United States
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her name is poisen ivy because she if badly infected with it and thats why she only shows a small portion of body in her avatar.
i love dirty nasty filthy steamy hot sex!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Her Avatar is in fact a photo finish of the great 1937 Berlin Zeppelin race
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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She's on her way swimming to Ireland right now.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Is in danger of being kicked off Lush for being arrogant, rude and heartless
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 2/24/2011
Posts: 4,717
Location: Fuct if I know
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Is too scared to ride anything more powerful than a golf cart...
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Rank: Chat Moderator
Joined: 2/24/2011
Posts: 4,717
Location: Fuct if I know
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 5/26/2011
Posts: 1,586
Location: The edge of sanity, near the middle of nowhere., U
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Blows up muffler factories.
I'm not 50something, I'm 30something with 20 years experience!
Don't look for the light at the end of the tunnel, stomp along there and turn the fucker on yourself! (Sarah Millican)
Writing erotica is like looking for the G spot in the reader's mind.
Now ready to read and hoefully enjoy: The Lady and the tramp 2, (or, the postman always comes twice).
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Made a firework out of tree wood
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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Conquered the north face of the Swiss massif, the Eiger, three times.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Does not hava a romantic bone in his body.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,633
Location: So Cal, United States
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I don't think you really want to know where that snake really crawled out of
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Has a Fear Of Wax Paper
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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She is not a excellent ballerina.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Has no idea how to seduce a woman!
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Rank: Attention Whore
Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 2,201
Location: United Kingdom
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Is responsible for the fall from grace and all mortal sin ... So thank you couldbyours Because where would we all be without some delicious mortal sin x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
Nightfox
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Rank: Story Lover
Joined: 7/22/2011
Posts: 2,627
Location: Fantasy City, United States
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Secretly runs a brothel that supplies subs and doms to the highest bidder...
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/23/2011
Posts: 411
Location: At a computer, United Kingdom
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Is the creator of Times New Roman
This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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sleeps like that 20 hours a day
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Hasn't been on a holiday in 107 years
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/3/2008
Posts: 384
Location: United Kingdom
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/16/2011
Posts: 997
Location: Just Say Marco, United States
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used to be a femaie, but had a surgery to implant a dick beneath her clit lol
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,633
Location: So Cal, United States
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is leading double life as FBI undercover in the muffia
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 392
Location: in your dreams. , United States
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has a 75 year old "sugar mama" to buy him whatever he wants.
i love dirty nasty filthy steamy hot sex!
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Stuffs her bra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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she loves Necrophilia
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,262
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Digs up the graves for me
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