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Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 10:45:52 PM

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Limited to one line. How fast can you say this tongue twister? Feel free to post things of a similar nature here and lets have some NEW FUN!

Here goes...


I saw, she saw, sitting on a see saw - how many 's' in that?
manofdesire
Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 10:47:45 PM

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Rubber baby buggy bumpers


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Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 10:49:47 PM

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Peter Piper Picked a Pile of Pickled Pepers
manofdesire
Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 10:53:54 PM

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Where at with blade with bloody blameful blade, he bravely brotched his boiling bloody breast...

A mid summers night dream...

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Guest
Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 10:55:19 PM

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Life is like a box of chocolates, just stay away from the nuts, and life will be sweet.
manofdesire
Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 10:55:32 PM

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I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.


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Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:00:10 PM

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True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare; false friends are like autumn leaves found everywhere.
manofdesire
Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:00:29 PM

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Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

by Meaghan Desbiens



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Guest
Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:03:27 PM

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manofdesire wrote:
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

by Meaghan Desbiens



Busy, very busy indeedbook
manofdesire
Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:05:05 PM

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well try this one on for size

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?


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Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:07:26 PM

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Cannot but can can-can, can you? lol
manofdesire
Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:10:08 PM

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no but it takes two to tango... lol

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Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:12:52 PM

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Touché pussycat Sword Fight
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Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:17:59 PM

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you scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream.


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Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:20:08 PM

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Will: ‘You cheated!’ – Jack: ‘Pirate..’


~ Pirates of the Caribbean
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Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:20:38 PM

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There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.


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Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:27:45 PM

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Beans, beans the musical fruit; the more you eat, the more you toot!
manofdesire
Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:30:56 PM

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Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

Whistle

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Guest
Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:37:18 PM

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So if you know everything, and I know nothing,
Then if I know nothing at least I know something,
Which means I know you don’t know everything,
And that means I now know,
I know everything, and you know nothing.

- Never Ending Loop -

~Cg Brumby
manofdesire
Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:50:23 PM

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One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.


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Posted: Monday, May 02, 2011 11:58:03 PM

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Confucius says: “Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.”
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Posted: Tuesday, May 03, 2011 12:00:35 AM

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Confucius says: Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.


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Posted: Tuesday, May 03, 2011 12:52:48 AM

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Anal: A real pain in the arse...
manofdesire
Posted: Tuesday, May 03, 2011 1:13:53 AM

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you ever dance with the devil in the pail moon light....


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Posted: Sunday, July 10, 2011 1:26:29 AM

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RAAAWWWWWRRR!

Thousands of user submitted stories removed from the site. You are nothing without your users or their freely submitted stories.
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how much wood could a wood chopper chop if a wood chopper could cut wood
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