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adele's last girlfriend came to a tragic end when she laid her head in adeles lap and adeles bra straps broke.
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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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ginger is constantly getting thrush from licking every pussy she sees
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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adele thinks she has no bewbs
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Likes to shove fireworks up her ass and light them for relaxation purposes
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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Dora's skirt is rolled up like that so she can make quick bathroom breaks .
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Sells add space on her boobies
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Rank: Story Verifier
Joined: 5/21/2011
Posts: 740
Location: The Naughty Mansion, Australia
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spent valentines day licking my toes
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Rank: Advanced Wordsmith
Joined: 11/21/2011
Posts: 54
Location: United States
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Hates having her toes, or any other body parts licked.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/5/2011
Posts: 8,361
Location: In a suspended state of permanent horniness, Unite
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That is the only sexy underwear she owns.....the rest or beige polyester granny panties that really did belong to her granny
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 327,238
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She is really poison ivy in real life o_o
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Rank: Lurker
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Posts: 327,238
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Here name is really Bellejeze, she just likes it the other way around
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/18/2011
Posts: 593
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Sorry Fox. I did try, but you are to much of a doll. I just could not come up with one.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/26/2010
Posts: 428
Location: Southeast part of the state
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Has three homes in England where he spends all his time
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 8/26/2011
Posts: 5,633
Location: So Cal, United States
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actually has horns on his head with red eyes
nothing beats a luscious kiss from well painted lips ;) mmmmmmmmm...........
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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Actually has a tail. That's why she likes dresses instead of pants
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,238
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Tripped and fell carrying her Grammys, and broke two teeth
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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was caught smuggling th items behind her and stripped to bribe the cops
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,238
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lives in a Balloon
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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lives in the balloon next door
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,238
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Popped my balloon, I'm falling 50ft as I'm typing this,
I'll tell you how the landing is Adele!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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has absolutely NO sense of humor
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/18/2011
Posts: 593
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Adele and nightfox are crew members on the pearl and are always seasick.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 19,358
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
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ID is constantly pshing us out of the way so he can barf overboard
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,238
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Makes ID think she's being polite, letting him barf overboard, when really she's making out with me while he's not looking 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 12/21/2010
Posts: 8,389
Location: In the Desert
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Did a private Skype session for her lover yesterday..... BUT what she didn't relies is that she hit the public button & I recorded it 
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/1/2011
Posts: 3,235
Location: Seattle, United States
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He not only spanks, he also bites hard!
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 3/5/2010
Posts: 2,647
Location: Island of tranquility
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His fear of heights is so extreme that, he cannot make it up the three steps to get in his home without anti-anxiety medication.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 11/26/2010
Posts: 428
Location: Southeast part of the state
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Has contact lenses with 35 different colors, and never wears two of the same color any day.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 327,238
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goes whale hunting on the weekends
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Rank: Lurker
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Was banned from Brazil for dancing the Lambada too provocatively.
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