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Granted -- but it was treated with the wrong chemical and gases you out of your pad for two weeks until a HazMat team can clean it up.
I wish that all the females on my Friends list would show up at my house wearing only garter belts.
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Location: Fantasy City, United States
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Granted but over half of them are trannies and a few of the others are really men that don't know what garters are... I wish I could stay at home for 24 straight hours having sex.
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granted, but it is all with the people from Swamp People and Biggest Losers (before they lose weight)
I wish that my mortgage was paid off
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted -- but the papers get mixed up and you get evicted.
I wish I had a guy who stayed hard for 3 hours.
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Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 2,201
Location: United Kingdom
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Granted ... he is 100% concrete. I wish I wasn't waiting.
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
Nightfox
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granted, you are no longer waiting. but it is all over until next year
I wish i was less insecure
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted -- but now you are so secure that you become an obnoxious braggart and no one will associate with you.
I wish pubic hair wouldn't grow back on my crotch
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granted, but now it grows everywhere else on your body. eeeewww
I wish that everything comes together for September gathering
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Location: Southeast part of the state
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Granted -- it comes together at 800 mph, smashing everything in its path and destroying all your possessions! WOW!
I wish that Amy boston would flash her tits like adele does.
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Granted, but she only flashes them to me.
I wish that I already had my new glasses
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Granted, but they're the wrong prescription and give you migraines. Shouldn't have purchased them at Walmart!
I wish I could have a hard dick in me for 5 hours straight.
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granted, (so do I) but he did not heed the warnings about having an erection for longer than 4 hours and now has some serious issues.
I wish someone would help me thin out the clothes in my closet and drawers
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Location: Southeast part of the state
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Granted -- I help you and throw out all of your clothes except a string bikini -- guess we'll just have to stay inside a few weeks until I can go shopping for you.
I wish I could see myself as others see me
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Joined: 8/22/2011
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Location: United States
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mischiefmaker wrote:
I wish I could see myself as others see me
Granted....but sitting on the "John" with a hand full of toilet paper...well it is what it is! I wish Adele's avatar would quit doing that...I'm running out of clean towels!
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Joined: 12/29/2010
Posts: 1,594
Location: a land down under where women glow and men plunder
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granted, my dear, but you've earned the wrath of all other Lushies, you bad, bad man I wish I could design my own website
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Wildcat wrote:I wish I could design my own website Granted....but you might have a nip of a problem calling it GOOGLE. I wish I could ride my motorcycle across the ocean.
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granted, you ride the ocean floor, but run out of fuel halfway across and drown. So sorry
I wish I could see why you are dirtying so many towels
There is no mark of self,
And no mark of others,
No mark of living beings,
And no mark of a life.
-- The Diamond Sutra
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Location: Southeast part of the state
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Granted -- but then he starts spraying over you!!!
I wish there was a way I could get a blowjob over the Internet
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granted - but your internet connection reverts to dial-up, makes that squealing noise causing your family to run in catching you pressing your knob into the disk drive
I wish i could do all the moves needed for yoga
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your_lissa wrote:I wish i could do all the moves needed for yoga Granted....how do you like your new nickname "Gumby?" I wish I could do all the moves in the Kama Sutra!
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Joined: 7/23/2011
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Location: United Kingdom
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Granted ... but you are only able to do them solo I wish I had a magic pen that wrote all the words in my head x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
Nightfox
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Granted, but it runs out of ink in the first letter
I wish to Finish College already
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Granted -- you finish with the lowest grades in history and can never get a job -- so sorry!
I wish that I could play with NightFox during the day.
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Granted but nightfox really is a FOX.
I wish for everyone to have a good day
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Jezebelle wrote:I wish for everyone to have a good day Granted....but it's good day for everyone in the butt plug inspection department! I wish my toes wouldn't curl up and cramp and my spleen pop out evertytime I have an orgasm!
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granted, my dear, your toes and spleen are safe. Instead you just go all bug eyed and fart uncontrollably. Bahaha, oh that was mean. I wish I could give up my day job
Women are like angels, but when someone breaks our wings.......
We continue to fly......on a broomstick If you can bear the Aussie accent... sit back close your eyes and listen Let The Game Begin |
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Wildcat wrote:I wish I could give up my day job Granted...but your new night job has to do with servicing me and my flatulence  I wish I could have a peek under Wildcat's costume 
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Granted -- but when you find out she's a guy with a misshapen dick you vomit.
I wish I could bring myself to orgasm just by thinking about one
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Joined: 12/23/2011
Posts: 411
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I grant your wish but it happens instantly and only in public.
I wish for the sword collection I've always wanted.
This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
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Granted
Wish i could be the winner of the best whore contest
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