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wolverinejr25 wrote:or if your in a car.....or some situation where you cant find a private place to fart by yourself..... all im asking is for some honesty with farting and all....and wondering why its sooo unladylike to fart these days.....I mean its 2012....lol.....lets all grow up....lol..... Maybe we have actually grown up, which is why we don't challenge you to farting competitions or pull the covers over your head.  Some things are private to me, which is why I also don't pee in front of my guy.  I don't deny that I do it, but it's not something I feel the need to share.
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thank you everyone.....all really good post....I do think that ladies should just be more open with their farts..... whether from the front or back...lol....its a natural thing( my opinion)....lol....cuz we all do it....from humans to animals....im also saying that women apologize more then men for farting.....like their sorry for ever doing the deed(they just cower in fear or cringe in fear) i.e. being disgusting by the act.....when its not that nasty(just my opinion)
so ladies shouldn't have to always walk away just to fart. I mean make it worth your trip lol....
please get the comments coming...I want more woman to be able to come clean with their farts and the fact that they fart too......
maybe if they open up here....they will be able to come clean with their partners or some of their (male or female)friends that they fart......
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wolverinejr25 wrote:thank you everyone.....all really good post....I do think that ladies should just be more open with their farts..... whether from the front or back...lol....its a natural thing( my opinion)....lol....cuz we all do it....from humans to animals....im also saying that women apologize more then men for farting.....like their sorry for ever doing the deed(they just cower in fear or cringe in fear) i.e. being disgusting by the act.....when its not that nasty(just my opinion)
so ladies shouldn't have to always walk away just to fart. I mean make it worth your trip lol....
please get the comments coming...I want more woman to be able to come clean with their farts and the fact that they fart too......
maybe if they open up here....they will be able to come clean with their partners or some of their (male or female)friends that they fart......
Are you wanting people to write you sexy fart stories? Would they go in the Fetish, Anal or Audio section?
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no not really.....I just want to understand the whole thing with ladies being secretive about their farts and all...
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wolverinejr25 wrote:I want more woman to be able to come clean with their farts 
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wolverinejr25 wrote:no not really.....I just want to understand the whole thing with ladies being secretive about their farts and all... Alright. I'll restrain myself enough to lay off the endless jokes and comments one could put on this post... The average blokes' argument seems to be that it's a natural thing, bodily function, why be ashamed? It's not that we're ashamed ...it's that it isn't a pleasant thing and, therefore, most of us don't feel the need or want to inflict it upon others. Lets look at another bodily function...periods. I'm not ashamed to have periods, but I don't need to bang on about it to people....or 'inflict' it upon them (not sure how on earth one would do that though....wave a tampon in your face? mm..). I know that that's off topic, and a bit of a far fetched example, but the point is that you don't have to be ashamed of something to be 'secretive' about it. I see it as respect for the people around me. Yes, I have friends (female included) that do not have the respect for me re it that I would have for them...and no that doesn't make me dislike them, I just dislike it. Dislike bad smells that come out of people's arses? SHOCKING, I KNOW. We all know it happens, no one is denying that or any such nonsense, but I prefer people to slip off and do it elsewhere if they feel the need to when they're around me, personally. What really 'gets my goat' is people that'll do it despite knowing that you dislike it. To me that really feels like a lack of respect. It's something that could quite easily be avoided...so to do it on purpose? I can shake it off a few times without a fuss, but after that it becomes childish.
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well put.....thanks...
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Shylass wrote:
Are you wanting people to write you sexy fart stories? Would they go in the Fetish, Anal or Audio section?
I'm going to marry this fucking girl..... LOL!!!!! xx SF
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wolverinejr25 wrote:well put.....thanks... No worries 
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I was supporting you.....lol
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We all fart, simple as that. However, I have been with my boyfriend nearly 7 years and I have never farted in front of him. I just don't feel comfortable doing it. Nothing wrong with it if you can. Wish I could!
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A guy took his elderly father to the local library. The librarian saw him leaning to his left and thought he was falling over, so put a stack of books to keep him upright. The same thing happened on the right. Next thing is a stack of books in front of his face. As father and son were driving home, son asked if he enjoyed his time at the library. Old man said yes, son, but it's a damned awful place when you're trying to squeeze a fart out.
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Men fart enough so that we ladies don't have to. 
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Of course we do, but like all the girls have said we dont need to announce it to the world. Personally mine smell like roses
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high five for being honest ladies....
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wolverinejr25 wrote:high five for being honest ladies.... Seems Like This Was Made For You, LOL http://fartfantasy.net/
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wolverinejr25 wrote:be honest ladies you do fart........we all do.......what is with ladies and being embarrassed about farting......just own up to farting already.... No shit...just own it. Oh and watch the drapes next time. I mean... you had to know this kind of bomb was coming down the chute...if you left this thread active too long.
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My apologies if I have killed this informative, valuable and entertaining thread.
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next to rousing his conscience, is - not to give him things
to think about, but to wake things up that are in him...
to make him think things for himself - George MacDonald
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WellMadeMale wrote:
No shit...just own it. Oh and watch the drapes next time.
I mean... you had to know this kind of bomb was coming down the chute...if you left this thread active too long.
I loved that video!!!  Oh yea, need I mention that I was in a fraternity in college? I have seen so many guys light farts. We even had other fraternities come over for an intra-fraternity fart lighting contest. I have seen chicks tell us that it was too disgusting that they wouldn't watch then turn around and laugh so hard that they cried once they watched. We even did our diplomatic duty by lighting some farts for some visiting foreign students, who laughed so hard that they fell in the floor. I am convinced that women have these contests too but won't admit to it in front of the guys!  
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What is worst when it is close to when Aunt Flo comes to visit and I have all that bloating and so I'm farting. I fart in front of family, friends and even in front of my boyfriend.
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hell yes...HIGH FIVE....
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lets keep this blog going...lol
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wolverinejr25 wrote:lets keep this log going...lol Be careful what you wish for - follow-through is messy.
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Of course we fart but we don't feel the need to force it out and turn it into a public announcement of physical prowess or make it into some kind of pagan ritual for scent marking our territory like some men/boys do
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Ladies specialize in SBD's. Silent But Deadly. You don't know it is out there. No sound forewarning. Then it hits you like a locomotive and knocks you off your feet. Your eyes cross and water. Your nose twitches in rebellion. Your ears wiggle, face contorts, and your hair stands straight up. Your throat closes shut. "Get me outta here, I need some fresh air!"
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Buz wrote:Ladies specialize in SBD's. Silent But Deadly.
You don't know it is out there. No sound forewarning. Then it hits you like a locomotive and knocks you off your feet. Your eyes cross and water. Your nose twitches in rebellion. Your ears wiggle, face contorts, and your hair stands straight up. Your throat closes shut. "Get me outta here, I need some fresh air!"
Just as well I'm not a lady, or I'd have to disagree with you. You get a warning from me, so you know what's about to happen, and I face downwind of you. I'm proud of the bigger ones, they make me laugh. I don't do it if people don't like it, but the people I know think it's funny too. There should be more joy in the world.
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Women do not fart, they simply pass wind politely. Like a few others here, I represent the SBD type as well. Especially after devilled eggs or a good hot curry. Hubby has a Sabbath once a week from sex and its always after a curried meal. Apart from the odour, the only other give-away is when swimming underwater. 
WHERE HAVE ALL THE FISH GONE?
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TraceyAmes wrote:Women do not fart, they simply pass wind politely. Like a few others here, I represent the SBD type as well. Especially after devilled eggs or a good hot curry. Hubby has a Sabbath once a week from sex and its always after a curried meal. Apart from the odour, the only other give-away is when swimming underwater.
WHERE HAVE ALL THE FISH GONE? LMAO! Did you know most of the commonly consumed fish are what we call "bottom feeders", like bass, plaice, haddock, bream, cod and pollack (oh, and sharks). They thrive on the crap that comes out of sewage pipes, so I would say that farting whilst swimming is a better alternative to what we call ground-baiting and rubby-dubby - it puts scent out in the water to attract the fish from great distances.
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