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Guest
Posted: Friday, February 24, 2012 2:49:52 AM

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granted, my dear, but on your way to the top you pick up an ill assortment of STDs. You get banned from sex for one year. Oh, that was mean, sorry.

I wish it was September already
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 24, 2012 3:07:08 AM

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Granted... but its the last day of September.

I wish for happiness for everyone on lush. bunny
mischiefmaker
Posted: Friday, February 24, 2012 8:21:11 AM

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Granted -- everyone is happy because they got virtual lobotomies by viewing Lush, and can no longer function in the real world, but are happy not to.

I wish that my cock would change in size to perfectly fit the vagina of whomever I was having sex with.
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 24, 2012 9:12:49 AM

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mischiefmaker wrote:
I wish that my cock would change in size to perfectly fit the vagina of whomever I was having sex with.



Granted....and Miss Piggy is really happy!

I wish time zones were not so far apart!
your_lissa
Posted: Friday, February 24, 2012 9:37:34 AM

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granted - there are now four times a many time timezones all really close together. that should confuse plenty of people

I wish that i could read peoples minds whenever i wanted to
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 24, 2012 12:23:22 PM

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your_lissa wrote:
I wish that i could read peoples minds whenever i wanted to



Granted...I hope you're not a cop...or you would arrest me for that last one!

I wish my clothes were fashioned with velcro for quicker escapes!
Guest
Posted: Friday, February 24, 2012 1:01:47 PM

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granted but it is cheap velcro so you are usually walking around naked

i wish all my lush friends actually lived in lushville
mischiefmaker
Posted: Friday, February 24, 2012 1:44:50 PM

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Granted, but since Lushville is as large as Jupiter and all of the residences are 300 miles apart, no one ever actually meets.

I wish that every woman had a tongue as talented as slutpuppy's
LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, February 24, 2012 3:19:10 PM

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granted, we all have extremely talented tongues, but only on other women.

I wish for my favorite naked chef to come cook for me tonight.
budwilliams
Posted: Friday, February 24, 2012 7:22:45 PM

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Granted. Tonight he wants to try out a new recipe .....
Long Pig

I wish I was a wizard
redhot363236
Posted: Saturday, February 25, 2012 2:49:19 AM

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Granted ....
Ignore the man behind the curtain ;)

I wish I as 18 years old again, knowing what I know now
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 25, 2012 10:10:03 AM

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granted but you still make the same mistakes

i wish hap was still here
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 25, 2012 12:38:07 PM

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Granted - But he came back and doesn't converse with anyone

I wish to find a Pot O' Gold :)
That1NJGuy
Posted: Saturday, February 25, 2012 1:04:42 PM

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Granted, but its chocolate gold coins


I wish for all the lushie's to get their sexual fantasies to come true. :)
spearone
Posted: Saturday, February 25, 2012 1:17:16 PM

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Granted - provided they got bolder

Wish to give a nice massage to a hot n sexy lush lady

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 25, 2012 5:37:25 PM

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Granted, but she's only hot and sexy from the back side

I wish to skydive
budwilliams
Posted: Sunday, February 26, 2012 12:45:41 PM

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NightFox wrote:
I wish to skydive


Granted.
"Pull your what? You didn't tell me you wanted a parachute!!"

I wish I looked like Tom Selleck.
spearone
Posted: Sunday, February 26, 2012 12:53:55 PM

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Granted - but he's wanted by the cops for screwing up their case

I wish to do a pole vault :)

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 26, 2012 8:33:41 PM

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granted

i wish i could find a better higher paying job with better hours
spearone
Posted: Monday, February 27, 2012 11:48:31 AM

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Granted, but you'd be working for 16 hours a day

Wish i could own a secluded beach

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Guest
Posted: Monday, February 27, 2012 5:38:49 PM

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Granted! Sorry about the crocodiles that have invaded your beach!

I wish to be a nice little girl who always tells the truth ;)
CumGirl
Posted: Monday, February 27, 2012 5:54:09 PM

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And why of why would I wish to grant that?

When you are so much nicer just as you are?

Ohhh ... I have to make a wish

I wish for my days to continue in absolute perfection x

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



mischiefmaker
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2012 7:35:40 AM

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Granted but it's not your idea of perfection, but mine, so get on your hands and knees (ha, ha)

I wish that CumGirl would get something long and hard for her birthday
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2012 3:18:04 PM

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mischiefmaker wrote:
I wish that CumGirl would get something long and hard for her birthday



Granted...but I don't know what she is going to do with a submarine!


I wish it didn't hurt so much when I take a nap on my tummy and dream about..."Lushies"....Whistle
mischiefmaker
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2012 4:25:11 PM

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Granted -- now it's even more painful when you nap on your back and dream about Lushies

I wish a beautiful female Lushie would offer to support me
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 28, 2012 9:26:14 PM

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Granted, but the only way she supports you is by letting you sit on her.

I wish I can go back in time
Higherflyer
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 4:51:39 AM

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Your wish is granted, every night when you sleep you uncontrolably go back in time one year, this process never ends, and you continue to travel back further and further.

I wish to ace the exam I have tomorrow.
SigurdOokami
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 10:32:26 AM

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Granted, but you do it by fucking the teacher.

I wish I could step into my daydreams as easily as walking in and out of a room.

This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
mischiefmaker
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:42:34 PM

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Granted, but that causes your daydreams to change so that all you do is walk in and out of rooms; gotta be boring, huh?

I wish that I could swap fluids with all the female lushies on this page
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 29, 2012 7:03:01 PM

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mischiefmaker wrote:
I wish that I could swap fluids with all the female lushies on this page


Granted....you give up all of your cologne in exchange for their vinegar based rinses...if you know what I mean!

I wish I had a Lushy come and measure me up and help me with my shopping...I need another pair of silk boxers for bedtime.
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