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Joined: 8/1/2009
Posts: 282
Location: the Swamps of Jersey
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How many union workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 17. It's in the contract! How many mobsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10. You got a problem wit dat? How many HMO managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to order the referral. How many lab mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but it's hard to get them in there.
Success is doing what you love, and doing it so well that someone will pay you for it.http://www.lushstories.com/fantasyfiction
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Rank: Matriarch
Joined: 12/6/2006
Posts: 22,687
Location: Sydney, Australia
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
1, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
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Rank: Forum Guru
Joined: 6/28/2007
Posts: 1,813
Location: Valladolid, Yucatán
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Installing an energy efficient light bulb in the Statue of Liberty torch.How many HMO managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to order the referral.
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Rank: Lurker
Joined: 11/30/2006
Posts: 332,008
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How many women wiht PMT does it take to change a light bulb?
A light bulb a fucking light bulb, you want me to change a light bulb, well of all the lazy good for nothing low down useless idiotic stupid and inconsiderate bastards you take the biscuit.
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Rank: Lush Legend
Joined: 8/18/2008
Posts: 2,069
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Rank: Rookie Scribe
Joined: 9/7/2009
Posts: 2
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How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
16. One to do it and another 15 to say, "Not bad, but I could have done it better..."
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